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Thread: The Pending Divorce Thread
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10-14-2015, 05:53 PM #226
Marriage is a weird one... It's either the best or worst thing that's ever happened to me. Similar to the dropping out thread, you can't be in two places in the same time. And while married sex can never compare to strange, both my wife and I are of the mentality that cheating will result in homicide. I've invested exactly zero seconds of my married life considering my wife's fidelity. That might not be for everyone, but that's what makes the difference for me.
Wife just got a new hair cut... Leave the glasses on, a few drinks, and a new IUD and it's game on!
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10-14-2015, 06:49 PM #227
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10-14-2015, 09:52 PM #228
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10-14-2015, 11:48 PM #229
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10-15-2015, 05:51 AM #230
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06-24-2019, 09:48 PM #231Registered User
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Soon to be divorced
She will post updates to facebook
For her fans and boyfriend
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06-25-2019, 12:11 AM #232
eggs are painful potentially once fertilized.
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06-25-2019, 06:08 AM #233
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06-25-2019, 06:23 AM #234
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06-25-2019, 08:07 AM #235
Kiddo got married in October, filed for a divorce in March, and it became final today.
Turns out ex was a control freak, and shortly after the wedding, became verbally and physically abusive.
Glad its over.In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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06-25-2019, 08:24 AM #236
How’s life Booner?
For those saying “hide some money”, 1) you maybe committing a crime that includes felonies by doing this. 2) Get ready to give everything to her if you get caught hiding it, her attorney will use the threat of fraud charges to swing negotiations. 3) If she even suspects it, get ready to pay half or more of your combined wealth to attorneys and accountants; we get real expensive real quick at $200 + an hour (I don’t do divorce work but I’ve heard of colleagues racking up $100k bills for one spouse, another $100k accountant for the other, plus the attorneys get extra billing time to deal with accountants and review their work). 4) It is very hard to hide large amounts of money; so you transferred $100k out of a bank account to a buy bitcoin and hold it in your untraceable wallet, that withdrawal of $100k still shows up. It is hard to hide money that starts in a known bank account, investment account, etc. The tricky ones move the money before it ever hits one of their accounts (I.e. they get someone to pay them in bit coin and don’t generate a related tax document) or they have the patience to move small amounts of money very frequently.
Bite me being a twice divorced bitter old man is the least surprising thing in this thread. Hard to imagine how such a cocksucker could find two women to marry him in the first place.
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06-25-2019, 09:29 AM #237
Cash + coffee can + hole behind the garage is the only sure bet.
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06-25-2019, 09:34 AM #238
The Pending Divorce Thread
Wow.. Been a while since it was getting rocky for me. Everything is good. Actually our relationship is as solid as it's ever been.
Full disclosure...I got caught with my dick in the cookie jar about 9 months ago and it made our relationship a lot stronger. For a few days I thought it was over, but we came out the other side better than ever. Really strange that that's what strengthened our relationship, but it really didIf it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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06-25-2019, 09:54 AM #239Funky But Chic
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Huh. Maybe I should try that.
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06-25-2019, 10:18 AM #240
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06-25-2019, 10:18 AM #241
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My neighbor had the same experience only he didn’t hide it. His marriage is better now. He also got his wife to smoke weed and that helped in the bedroom
Marriages can be really strange
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06-25-2019, 10:33 AM #242
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Funny thing...
My wife grew up with pot smoking hippie parents on Lopez Island where everyone burns, but wasn't a smoker. She used to give me a little shit about my weed habit...mostly due to issues she had with her parents always being burnouts.
She's been an everyday smoker for a little over a year. All her soccer mom friends smoke everyday now too...it's awesome. Probably not a coincidence that's when everything got better for usIf it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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06-25-2019, 10:47 AM #243
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^ I’m glad
Weed and sex can be a good lubricant for the stress of raising little people
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06-25-2019, 11:04 AM #244
Heh!
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06-25-2019, 11:51 AM #245
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06-25-2019, 11:56 AM #246
Yeah, hang in there. Gets better eventually.
watch out for snakes
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06-26-2019, 05:49 PM #247
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06-26-2019, 07:40 PM #248
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06-26-2019, 08:54 PM #249
Exactly how thicc was this cookie jar? Not sure we need pics.
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06-27-2019, 05:18 AM #250
How exactly does one explain that? I mean, you're up on top of the fridge, your pants are down, and you're dick is in a piece of crockery. Not to mention you've ruined a whole bunch of cookies, unless of course the ookie cookie is your thing.
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