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  1. #201
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    "Mind the needles!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Could you knit a hat that looks like an ass? I can think of a couple people who deserve an asshat award.





    25 Cool Winter Hats That Will Keep You Warm


  4. #204
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    How about a boobhead hat?
    It could easily be sized up to fit your big noggins.

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    I know someone who knits cat butt coasters.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    A coaster for yor cats butt?
    watch out for snakes

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    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  8. #208
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    That's fkn funny!
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    You can get used to anything. Miss Stein never owned a wristwatch in her entire life. She was quite adamant for years that she had no use whatsoever for a watch. The sun and the seasons were the only clocks she would ever need. But when the Germans announced they would shoot anyone out of their houses after 6pm, Miss Stein promptly bought a watch. It was a Swiss sport watch that could be worn by either a man or a woman, which was perfect because Miss Stein was both. She became delighted with her new watch, because it looked handsome and kept reasonably accurate time and most importantly because it prevented her from being shot by the Germans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    But how do you get the kat to sit on it?

    My kats would take one look at it and say mehoow.
    watch out for snakes

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    Anyone here save their marriage by opening it up?

    I saved my long term relationship by opening it up and looking at Polyamory. So far, 5 months in, life is better than before.

    To be clear, we didn't do it to save it, we came upon these ideas, struggled with them, and it happened to be what we both needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mufasa5446 View Post
    Anyone here save their marriage by opening it up?

    I saved my long term relationship by opening it up and looking at Polyamory. So far, 5 months in, life is better than before.

    To be clear, we didn't do it to save it, we came upon these ideas, struggled with them, and it happened to be what we both needed.
    Can't comment on whether I'd bone your wife for you without pics....
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    mufasa5446, shit buddy that is a whole different thread. So did she get the sister wife or you the butt buddy? Inquiring minds want to know.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Why am I getting so many pm's all of a sudden?

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    This guy's approach didn't seem to work out too well the second time around. Lessons to be learned?

    Harold Henthorn convicted of murdering 2nd wife by pushing her off cliff
    http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/harold-...liff-1.3238158
    Last edited by danmelon; 09-22-2015 at 03:45 PM.
    27° 18°

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    thank you sir Hemingway

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    mufasa5446, shit buddy that is a whole different thread. So did she get the sister wife or you the butt buddy? Inquiring minds want to know.
    Well, there's porn and then there is life.

    My situation is more life, with a little porn. We each can see other people, whether it's at the bar or an actual relationship. The tough part is juggling time, the fun part is getting groovy and getting out with my other partners.

    I feel a lot of happiness when she is with her boyfriend. No two people are the same, and I don't believe either of us are trying to replace each other. There are just so many great people, beautiful babes, different styles of sex and kinks.

    But this is certainly not for the weary to jump into. Took some legitimate work on being confident, compassionate, and willing to work through jealousy.

    Yeehaw!

    Also, if you check out the book Sex at Dawn, the authors go into how monogamy is a social development in the religious/modern age and is not the only way, nor the oldest way, of things. It is also not common among other species.

    J

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    The Pending Divorce Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by mufasa5446 View Post
    Well, there's porn and then there is life.

    My situation is more life, with a little porn. We each can see other people, whether it's at the bar or an actual relationship. The tough part is juggling time, the fun part is getting groovy and getting out with my other partners.

    I feel a lot of happiness when she is with her boyfriend. No two people are the same, and I don't believe either of us are trying to replace each other. There are just so many great people, beautiful babes, different styles of sex and kinks.

    But this is certainly not for the weary to jump into. Took some legitimate work on being confident, compassionate, and willing to work through jealousy.

    Yeehaw!

    Also, if you check out the book Sex at Dawn, the authors go into how monogamy is a social development in the religious/modern age and is not the only way, nor the oldest way, of things. It is also not common among other species.

    J
    Someone has to ask...

    So how about a pic or two of your wife? If your sharing her might as well be with a maggot?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brianskis View Post
    Someone has to ask...

    So how about a pic or two of your wife? If your sharing her might as well be with a maggot?!?
    Is she cumming to 16BBI ?
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Good luck with that, every one I know that has tried it failed miserably.
    watch out for snakes

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    Is this thing still on?
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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    Ha

    Things have been good

    I'm too busy to be miserable...or overly happy

    Golf season is coming to a close. That helps


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    Quote Originally Posted by mufasa5446 View Post
    Well, there's porn and then there is life.
    The tough part is juggling time, the fun part is getting groovy and getting out with my other partners.
    You have a wife, and multiple girlfriends?

    I'd blow my fucking head off.
    "I don't pretend to have all the answers, and I think there's something to be said for that" -One For The Road

    Brain dead and made of money.

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    plain & simple advice here... be wary of banging her. More than one of my friends found themselves in your situation and when the wife figured out the plan managed to get themselves pregnant. Both guys are in a shitful situation.

    and yes hide some money. It sounds bad but at some point you are going to be supporting her and the kids and that extra cash is going to be desperately needed.

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    Have not followed this whole thing but even if i had there's no way I (or anyone here) could have a complete picture. Anyway, over the years Ive realized that most marriages have some serious high and low points. The real question is whether both parties are willing to work on it and stick it out. Plenty of times the answer is no, and that's fine, even if painful. <oldmanrivervoice>
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