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  1. 01-24-2020, 08:42 PM #101
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    Her snowshoes did make Falcon frown
    but her ass said "baby, I'm down"
    they had a first date
    intercourse was great
    but the bike was rode by the whole town
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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  2. 01-24-2020, 11:09 PM #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by galibier_numero_un View Post
    The difference being that you can do 50mph on a downhill with a road bike.
    Beat me to it. The comparison makes no sense.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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  3. 01-25-2020, 12:17 AM #103
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    Don't post in this thread anymore if you can't do a limerick.
    No longer stuck.

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  4. 01-26-2020, 11:14 PM #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Don't post in this thread anymore if you can't do a limerick.
    Thank you all for assisting me,
    the date was all i could have hoped it be,
    No snowshoeing was had,
    But do not feel bad,
    She's interested in learning to ski!
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  5. 01-27-2020, 07:29 AM #105
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    win win
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  6. 01-27-2020, 09:13 AM #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon3 View Post
    Thank you all for assisting me,
    the date was all i could have hoped it be,
    No snowshoeing was had,
    But do not feel bad,
    She's interested in learning to ski!
    Probably should get some plea to Ullr pics of her.
    When she becomes qualified, see the rules.
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  7. 01-27-2020, 12:27 PM #107
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    I did not read the first 4 pages, so sorry if this is a repeat opinion. When I met my wife, if that girl wanted to go snow shoeing, we would of went snow shoeing. If a woman is hawt, smart and nice, you do what they want for the most part. After time, they will tell you to go do what you want as they don't need/want you around all the time.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.
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  8. 01-27-2020, 01:11 PM #108
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon3 View Post
    Thank you all for assisting me,
    the date was all i could have hoped it be,
    No snowshoeing was had,
    But do not feel bad,
    She's interested in learning to ski!
    That's how to do it! (on many levels)
    Rest of you need to up your limerick game.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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  9. 01-27-2020, 04:08 PM #109
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    I did not read the first 4 pages, so sorry if this is a repeat opinion. When I met my wife, if that girl wanted to go snow shoeing, we would of went snow shoeing. If a woman is hawt, smart and nice, you do what they want for the most part. After time, they will tell you to go do what you want as they don't need/want you around all the time.
    Live2skis take cant be worse
    he leads you all into a curse
    it seems once he schtupped
    he got so damn whupped
    that his balls are in his wife's purse.
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  10. 01-27-2020, 04:17 PM #110
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    i heard girls who like to snowshoe have monster bushes is that true
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  11. 01-27-2020, 05:14 PM #111
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    That's how to do it! (on many levels)
    Rest of you need to up your limerick game.
    Stucky you post a reply that is not a limerick
    That is not how you follow your own rhetoric
    So take a break
    For God Sake
    Or else you will show others you do not follow your own gimmick.
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  12. 01-27-2020, 05:19 PM #112
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon3 View Post
    Can I date a girl that snowshoes?
    Sure.

    Cut her in half and count the rings.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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  13. 01-27-2020, 05:41 PM #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    Live2skis take cant be worse
    he leads you all into a curse
    it seems once he schtupped
    he got so damn whupped
    that his balls are in his wife's purse.
    goddamn.

    delete your account, liv2ski.
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  14. 01-27-2020, 06:24 PM #114
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    Wow must be somethin to be such a bunch of tough guys. With my girl for 40 years, so ya, we be going snow shoeing if she wants to. I know the dogs are down for it.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.
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  15. 01-27-2020, 06:50 PM #115
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    I'd rather skin next to a chick while she snowshoes than teach her how to ski.
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  16. 01-27-2020, 07:42 PM #116
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I'd rather skin next to a chick while she snowshoes than teach her how to ski.
    Oh there won't be any teaching. Just being open to the idea is good enough for me. Chad the ski instructor can handle the lessons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon3 View Post
    Oh there won't be any teaching. Just being open to the idea is good enough for me. Chad the ski instructor can handle the lessons.
    Name checks out.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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    I heard about that guy, real ladies man. Big ski tips I hear.
    watch out for snakes
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  19. 01-28-2020, 09:12 AM #119
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    Wow must be somethin to be such a bunch of tough guys. With my girl for 40 years, so ya, we be going snow shoeing if she wants to. I know the dogs are down for it.
    My wife and I make a great team
    not tough, just living the dream
    but just " do what they want "
    seems like quite a front
    and not good for one's Selfesteem
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angle Parking View Post
    Firstly, ^^^ that is awesome.

    Secondly, better than dating a telemarketer.
    or a telemark skier
    They smell of patchouli and stinky cheese
    Bunny Don't Surf

    Have you seen a one armed man around here?
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  21. 01-28-2020, 11:31 AM #121
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    What I am getting from this conversation is that, along with XC and DH skis, I should get my daughter a pair of misery slippers, if only to help weed out narcissistic dicks that come knocking.

    Thanks TGR!
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  22. 01-28-2020, 12:19 PM #122
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeezerSteve View Post
    FTR, I saw a Northern Goshawk while skiing a few days ago. I know several experienced PNW birders who have never seen a NOGO

    Pro tip: birdwatching is one word
    Not a very serious birder if you've never seen a goshawk me thinks. Its not a very rare accipiter
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    Quote Originally Posted by happytimefunbox View Post
    or a telemark skier
    They smell of patchouli and stinky cheese
    Was that a willful woosh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    My wife and I make a great team
    not tough, just living the dream
    but just " do what they want "
    seems like quite a front
    and not good for one's Selfesteem
    What your saying above is not what I said. To repeat for the reading impaired: If a woman is hawt, smart and nice, you do what they want for the most part. After time, they will tell you to go do what you want as they don't need/want you around all the time.

    Get it? I do pretty much what I want and nope, my wife never goes skiing or surfing with me, as that isn't her thing. In a relationship both parties will need to do plenty of shit they are not really into to keep their partner happy.

    For the OP, all I said was as a young man, if a woman was hawt, smart and a good person, I would try whatever the fuck they wanted (hoping for the same in return). But you guys do you, I could care less.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutah View Post
    Not a very serious birder if you've never seen a goshawk me thinks. Its not a very rare accipiter
    Oh no you di’int.....


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