Shit that annoys you

[Skistack]

Sales training

Hours...and hours...and hours of sales training. The same exact sales training we've all had previously one way or another

Fuck off with this crap

Always
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[riser4]

Sales training

Hours...and hours...and hours of sales training. The same exact sales training we've all had previously one way or another

Fuck off with this crap

Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

[skaredshtles]

Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

APPROVED!

[skaredshtles]

Always
Be
Closing

Heh.

[Dantheman]

Always
Be
Closing

[booner]

Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

Bob...you were there

[Jong Lafitte]

I like the stones but what in the actual fuck is a “hillbow” and did he admonish the backup singers when they were too intelligible? “Vue caint fay it rike vat er vuh fuckin vans gonna wunderstand wut in veee fuck verse sayin!!! Say I rike vis: hillbow!! Hillbow!! Right, vats it!!! Here, try just a few more fucking marbles in your fucking mouth it works for me!”


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[easyrdr]

Shit That Annoys Me

My wife and two teenage girls all on the same cycle.

If we could balance that shit out and all take turns then I have at least one or two level headed people in the house at a time.

I think I'm better off taking the 5 year old boy for a week long trip once a month than live in this bullshit. Doesn't matter what I do it is always wrong. Today I got in trouble for doing the dishes at the wrong time, apparently there is a time to do the dishes and it isn't when another human is in the kitchen. Then the 16 year old just starts crying for no apparent reason that I can find, then I'm mean because I don't have the right reaction to said crying. It will be a miracle if I survive these next few years.

[Hopeless Sinner]

Good to know that with all the experts we've lost over the last few years we still have a truck loading expert. snip

I've only been here for 4 months, my shipping expertise doesn't qualify yet I've heard.

[seano732]

I've only been here for 4 months, my shipping expertise doesn't qualify yet I've heard.

It might if you post pictures of your sister's tits.........

[skaredshtles]

Shit That Annoys Me

My wife and two teenage girls all on the same cycle.

If we could balance that shit out and all take turns then I have at least one or two level headed people in the house at a time.

I think I'm better off taking the 5 year old boy for a week long trip once a month than live in this bullshit. Doesn't matter what I do it is always wrong. Today I got in trouble for doing the dishes at the wrong time, apparently there is a time to do the dishes and it isn't when another human is in the kitchen. Then the 16 year old just starts crying for no apparent reason that I can find, then I'm mean because I don't have the right reaction to said crying. It will be a miracle if I survive these next few years.

Sorry. That was mean.

[HD333]

Shit That Annoys Me

My wife and two teenage girls all on the same cycle.

If we could balance that shit out and all take turns then I have at least one or two level headed people in the house at a time.

I think I'm better off taking the 5 year old boy for a week long trip once a month than live in this bullshit. Doesn't matter what I do it is always wrong. Today I got in trouble for doing the dishes at the wrong time, apparently there is a time to do the dishes and it isn't when another human is in the kitchen. Then the 16 year old just starts crying for no apparent reason that I can find, then I'm mean because I don't have the right reaction to said crying. It will be a miracle if I survive these next few years.

Ahhh, the Devil’s Trifecta, I know your pain all too well.


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[riser4]

Shit That Annoys Me

My wife and two teenage girls all on the same cycle.

If we could balance that shit out and all take turns then I have at least one or two level headed people in the house at a time.

I think I'm better off taking the 5 year old boy for a week long trip once a month than live in this bullshit. Doesn't matter what I do it is always wrong. Today I got in trouble for doing the dishes at the wrong time, apparently there is a time to do the dishes and it isn't when another human is in the kitchen. Then the 16 year old just starts crying for no apparent reason that I can find, then I'm mean because I don't have the right reaction to said crying. It will be a miracle if I survive these next few years.

If you think you're in trouble now, wait until they find out that you're complaining about it on the internet. The womens love that.

[easyrdr]

If you think you're in trouble now, wait until they find out that you're complaining about it on the internet. The womens love that.

Wait, I thought this was my safe place, this is my safe place right. Oh shit, between this and the I love my wife thread I am fucked.

[Mustonen]

I assume my girlfriend and ex wife will never read what I post, but still try to post as if they will.

What I have a harder time reconciling is my kids reading TGR and all the shit I’ve thrown up here.

[Woodsy]

I assume my girlfriend and ex wife will never read what I post, but still try to post as if they will.

What I have a harder time reconciling is my kids reading TGR and all the shit I’ve thrown up here.

" anyone seen my car keys?'

"Check der poopenhausen!"

[old goat]

Because firefighters can't break doors? (the term is 'force entry,' and we're experts.)

Sure you can, but you can't shoot the occupants, so better call the cops.

[snoqpass]

Because firefighters can't break doors? (the term is 'force entry,' and we're experts.)

“Try before you pry” nothing like watching an “expert” take a halligan to an unlocked door

[seano732]

“Try before you pry” nothing like watching an “expert” take a halligan to an unlocked door

Poor form for sure.

[MakersTeleMark]

Poor form for sure.

Who gives a fuck at that point? Let the crew have some batting practice.

[snoqpass]

Who gives a fuck at that point? Let the crew have some batting practice.

The local department is going to have a $2,000 invoice for a new door ...

[MakersTeleMark]

The local department is going to have a $2,000 invoice for a new door ...

BS, prove it.

[snoqpass]

Sure you can, but you can't shoot the occupants, so better call the cops.

“Hey probie!, hitch up the Howitzer to the brush truck”

[snoqpass]

BS, prove it.

Pre-hung fire rated entry door for multi family unit @ $1,000 removal of broken door and jamb, installation of new door plus stain to match existing trim etc.. another $1,000

[Jong Lafitte]

Probably addressed earlier but is it at all possible to order a fucking hoagie without remembering your fucking username and password?? JHFC.

Sign up for awesomeness hoagie rewards!!!!!!!! We only send out emails about the hoagies every 13.5 minutes!! Sign up!!!!!

Click here if you don’t remember your password for this one single fucking hoagie shop that bought some stupid app from some valley hucksters.

Do you want a hoagie? I hope you remember your password. Whatever kind of asshole don’t? Asshole.

And god almighty this fucking iPhone spell check and how in the actual fuck do you put the cursor where it’s supposed to go? I mean duck! Duck. Yup that’s obviously what I meant there.

Edit: probably belongs in the drunken rant thread. I’ll acknowledge that but leave it here. Love y’all!!

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