Shit that annoys you

[Benny Profane]

Who the hell told you to go to PC?

Ogden is where those in the know go.

It's not a ski town. It's a mall with a ski area.

[m2711c]

does it have an orange julius?








ain’t no mall without an orange julius. fact.

[EWG]

People who watch dog shows while they are sober.

[skaredshtles]

People who fucking watch dog shows.

FTFY.

[Timberridge]

Where did the WD-40 thread go??

[BmillsSkier]

It's not a ski town. It's a mall with a ski area.

does it have an orange julius?








ain’t no mall without an orange julius. fact.

Blurred moved to PC?

[Danno]

Where did the WD-40 thread go??

Bunion changed the name, it's something about golf now.

[Danno]

applying for a Chase United card, but the application seems to be hung up. It says "don't refresh or hit the back button" but the little wheel has been going round for like 10 minutes now.

[Ted Striker]

People who watch dog shows while they are sober.

I watched some of it at the bar. The winner elicited much laughter (and sympathy). The golden with the ribbon in its mouth got 'aww's from the women, and the dog with white dreadlocks was accused of cultural appropriation.

[skaredshtles]

Ranges that require you to hit multiple fucking buttons to turn on the oven. Including a "Start" button *after* you've hit other buttons to set the temp.

Fuck - just turn on the goddam oven.

[Benny Profane]

applying for a Chase United card, but the application seems to be hung up. It says "don't refresh or hit the back button" but the little wheel has been going round for like 10 minutes now.

You want that card so bad.

[iceman]

applying for a Chase United card, but the application seems to be hung up. It says "don't refresh or hit the back button" but the little wheel has been going round for like 10 minutes now.

That's how they keep you sitting there while the cops are on their way to arrest you.

[old goat]

Ranges that require you to hit multiple fucking buttons to turn on the oven. Including a "Start" button *after* you've hit other buttons to set the temp.

Fuck - just turn on the goddam oven.

yep. what's wrong with old fashioned mechanical controls? Our new stove has more buttons than an accordion. OTOH the hottest burner will melt steel.

[Vt-Freeheel]

Bunion changed the name, it's something about golf now.

And it quickly went to shit.

[Vt-Freeheel]

Ranges that require you to hit multiple fucking buttons to turn on the oven. Including a "Start" button *after* you've hit other buttons to set the temp.

Fuck - just turn on the goddam oven.

This ^^

"Turn" on oven, shower, shave ect and come back 15 minutes later to a cold oven for lack of hitting the start button.

[snoqpass]

The term “Uphill Skiing “ skiing is something you do while going downhill

[BmillsSkier]

applying for a Chase United card, but the application seems to be hung up. It says "don't refresh or hit the back button" but the little wheel has been going round for like 10 minutes now.

This sounds wonderfully on brand for United.

[PB]

Cats on leashes.
Just shoot me now.

[Rideski]

Coffee machine preset timers that only have one button to scroll minutes and hours and it jumps between the two and no back button. What fucking year is this?

[iceman]

applying for a Chase United card, but the application seems to be hung up. It says "don't refresh or hit the back button" but the little wheel has been going round for like 10 minutes now.

This sounds wonderfully on brand for United.

A friend is flying in on United and I'm trying to check the flight status and as I'm typing this the little wheel o' doom is spinning in another window. On brand, indeed.

update: typed that^^, went and took a leak, came back. It's still spinning.

[old goat]

A friend is flying in on United and I'm trying to check the flight status and as I'm typing this the little wheel o' doom is spinning in another window. On brand, indeed.

update: typed that^^, went and took a leak, came back. It's still spinning.

And from what I've heard it takes you quite a while to take a leak

[iceman]

I'm sittin here in my underwear, half drunk, the wife left a few hours ago and won't be back until Tuesday, watching basketball. The dogs go crazy outside and my phone rings with a Seattle WA number and it's fucking 9:30 on Friday night. Go away Amazon I ain't comin out to save you from my harmless dogs.

[Core Shot]

I'm sittin here in my underwear, half drunk, the wife left a few hours ago and won't be back until Tuesday,

Yes
Happy night
Enjoy

[iceman]

I needed this.

[plugboots]

watching basketball.

So whadya think, was Gordon robbed?