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Thread: Fake Service Dogs......
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01-31-2018, 04:59 PM #426
Maybe we could all get Emotional Support Snakes and book a flight!
Of course, they are Emotional Support Snakes, so we could download a canned statement from the internet, declaring that they not be kept in kennels or cages.
They've never attacked or bitten anyone so far, so why would we have any reason to worry about them misbehaving on a plane?
What's more, snakes don't have fur, and less people are likely to be allergic to them.
In fact, I'd argue that Emotional Support Snakes are superior to Emotional Support Dogs, or any other species of Emotional Support Animal...except for my Emotional Support Cassowary, of course.
Emotional Support Snakes on a Motha Fuckin Plane!
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01-31-2018, 05:02 PM #427Funky But Chic
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How come it has to be an animal for emotional support? Couldn't it be a plant, or a rock or something? "This is my emotional support boulder, you have to let it on. Oh and could you give me a hand with it?"
I'm thinking of claiming I need peanuts for emotional support. That way next time they say we can't have peanuts because somebody has an allergy I'll be like hey fuck you, I need these peanuts. And then maybe I'll break out a Snickers and some Reeses and just laugh.
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01-31-2018, 05:03 PM #428
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01-31-2018, 05:05 PM #429
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01-31-2018, 05:06 PM #430
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01-31-2018, 05:07 PM #431
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01-31-2018, 05:08 PM #432Funky But Chic
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Reckless sees the possibilities.
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01-31-2018, 05:09 PM #433
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01-31-2018, 05:14 PM #434
Not to get too political in the PR...
but,
Is it strange that the right to bear arms constitutionally guarantees that you can have weapons and take them anywhere, yet there are rules and laws prohibiting you from taking them certain places.
The right to bear animals is nowhere in the constitution, yet you can claim emotional support, and take them almost all of the places guns are not allowed?
The mere presence of a gun is a lot less deadly than the mere presence of an emotional support dog, to the many people that are allergic to dogs.
America is a weird place...
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01-31-2018, 05:20 PM #435
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01-31-2018, 05:21 PM #436
This is my emotional support suitcase. It weighs 50kg and will take up the entire overhead compartment (because it is filled with my emotional support whiskey). You have to let me bring it on for free.
Originally Posted by blurred
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01-31-2018, 05:22 PM #437
I have an emotional condition where everyone around me absolutely must have very short hair.
It is emotionally destressing to me to see those with long hair.
Rather than take the appropriate medication for my condition, when in a plane, cab, bus or any other public or private space, I must cut everyone's hair to less than 0.5 inches in length.
Don't worry, it doesn't really affect you, and is no inconvenience for you, because it will grow back.
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01-31-2018, 05:24 PM #438Funky But Chic
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I sense the birth of a movement here. Kind of like an Alice's Restaurant thing. "If one person tries to board with an emotional support sofa they'll think he's crazy..."
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01-31-2018, 05:25 PM #439“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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01-31-2018, 05:26 PM #440Funky But Chic
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"These are my emotional support cousins"
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01-31-2018, 05:26 PM #441
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01-31-2018, 05:27 PM #442
I've taken care of thousands of diabetics--almost all near the end stage of the disease, requiring surgery for dialysis access, sugery to try and save a leg, or amputation. I never had one come in with a dog. In 30+ years maybe 2 or 3 blind patients had dogs--usually by the time diabetics are blind they're too ill to work with a dog.
I could see dogs used to pull wheelchairs. Bernese were bred to pull milk carts. Probably a lot cheaper to use a motorized wheelchair though.
My uncle's sister, who had survived a concentration camp, visited from Israel. My cousin showed up with his massive German Shepherd. I have never seen anyone look so terrified, even though the dog was on a leash and never got near her. Thank god this was before dogs were flying on planes.
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01-31-2018, 05:27 PM #443
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01-31-2018, 05:31 PM #444
I personally don't see mtngirl79 having her hair cut off everytime someone gets on her bus as an inconvenience to her...therefore it must not be.
I mean it'll grow back.
I just don't get why she would object to something that I don't think is an inconvenience for her.
Maybe people in Bellingham are just too uptight about their hair, compared to people everywhere else in the world.
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01-31-2018, 05:34 PM #445
"Emotional Support Whiskey"
Ima try it. See if I can get through security with it.
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01-31-2018, 05:36 PM #446
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01-31-2018, 05:47 PM #447
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01-31-2018, 05:50 PM #448
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01-31-2018, 06:18 PM #449Registered User
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01-31-2018, 06:31 PM #450
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