My ex has significant road rage tendencies and loves honking at people to express her anger (she even would tell me to honk at people when I was driving); she also does stuff like tailgate someone going "too slow"; cuts people off who are "driving poorly", etc. Not crazy about her doing that when my kid is in the car, because who the fuck knows who has a gun?
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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