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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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04-19-2019, 03:17 PM #9551lady jesus got banned!
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At Alta on Supreme with 2 guys obviously talking about Catherine’s area (but not naming it) with one guy complaining “good turns but that 20 minute (sic) hike sucked and he can’t do it again”. The other guy turns to me and asked if have been to Catherine’s area. Shake my head and say no. He says – you should go, they just opened it.
The complainer says “They just opened it?! Let’s go there!”.
I laughed out loud and the other guy starts laughing too, the complainer doesn’t know what happened.
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04-19-2019, 11:22 PM #9552
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04-20-2019, 01:38 AM #9553
WTf is with people lowering the Bar and not raising it when it comes to unload???
Like you went out of your way to warn me you needed so desperately to lower it to begin with! ...
….then wait for me to raise it for your lazy ass
Like people who wait for you to open ,or hold a Door for them.. I'm not your doorman/as I let the door hit them. We like being polite>we are not the worlds bitch either.ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz
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04-20-2019, 08:25 AM #9554
Lol against resort policy to wear other branding.
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04-20-2019, 11:19 AM #9555
You clearly don't understand the politics of holding a door open. The key is to hold the door open for someone who is fairly far away, so that they will hurry to get to the door so as not to inconvenience you. You have then made them your bitch.
Re bars--I often use them so I can lean forward and rest my spinal cord. Some people get desperate to raise the bar several towers from the ramp. I agree that the person who brought the bar down should raise it, but the corollary is--I brought the bar down, I will decide when to raise it. The other corollary is--by discussing bars we are all gapers. Bars are no longer an appropriate matter of discussion in this forum; so sayeth I. (Talking about safety bars, not drinking bars.)
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04-20-2019, 11:29 AM #9556registered abuser
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Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
A lot of u could use a healthy dose of compassion. This thread is supposed to be funny, not mean
Last edited by gimpy; 04-20-2019 at 11:51 AM.
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04-20-2019, 01:08 PM #9557
In the interest of funny, this one is worth another look:
LHutz Esq LHutz Esq
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Kid at cafe: mom this bag of chips we brought up is all puffed up!
Mom: DON'T OPEN IT! IT COULD EXPLODE
6y/o in my ski group: Don't worry I can do it for you.
Me: don't worry - she really wants to do bomb disposal when she grows up - she's very qualified.
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04-20-2019, 04:12 PM #9558ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz
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04-20-2019, 04:38 PM #9559
teh -he
not a quote>but super Gaper Move ,I saw after flight back from Taos
Some older(maybe mid 50s)Lady ,Steamrolled by my buddy on the exit ramp of the terminal.
Not unusual, except it was still to thick to move by anyone unless you linebacker attacked them!
I looked over>he's like 6'3 and 230 lbs..not easy to move him> and he couldn't believe it
…..lol; I couldn't help myself...totally started stepping on her shoe heels as she walked (she was totally bogged in traffic right in front of us 2) ,like grade school .. and apologized each time ,very nicely.
… after about Eight times her Heel musta been raw & she was about to attack me ,and get a ticket to jail ; to funny !
the easiest Troll on a Jerk I seen in years
People are fun to mess with when they think they can knock random people around and get away with it...love to turn the tables on 'em / Nothin Better than, Bullying a Bully!
I know its not Jesus' way -but he got Bullied to Death!ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz
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04-20-2019, 07:00 PM #9560
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04-23-2019, 07:21 AM #9561
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04-23-2019, 07:36 AM #9562
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04-23-2019, 12:28 PM #9563
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04-25-2019, 09:15 AM #9564
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04-25-2019, 09:26 AM #9565
Can't watch without a Facebook account Bunny.
Try linking the Instagram version. It is the same but shareable.
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04-25-2019, 09:41 AM #9566
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04-25-2019, 10:05 AM #9567
Couldn't find it, but found this.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDQrhzSM...d=b9hl4q6vbvtt
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04-25-2019, 10:08 AM #9568
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04-25-2019, 05:40 PM #9569
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04-25-2019, 05:42 PM #9570
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04-25-2019, 07:02 PM #9571ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz
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05-05-2019, 10:43 PM #9572Registered User
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05-06-2019, 08:04 AM #9573
Snowblade? Monoblade?
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05-06-2019, 08:16 AM #9574Registered User
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My GF and I were just starting the skin on Mt Rainier on the way up to Muir camp to ski some mellow corn this past weekend. We are probably 15-20 mins into to the uphill probably 1/2 mile from the parking lot. A couple 20 something Indian guys in jeans and northface puffy jackets are post-holing their way up, just ahead of us. Mind you, its already 45 degrees at 730am, supposed to get up to mid-high 50s with full sun later. As we go past them they are sweating profusely and one of them asks my lady "Is this the way to the top?". She honestly gets confused and asks "the top of what?", and the other one points to the summit and says "we are going to the top of the mountain". My lady kind of chuckles and goes "uh, yeah, i mean this IS the way to the top, we're just REALLY far away from it. Good luck with that guys".
I gotta give them props though, they kept their postholing out of the skintrack, which is more than can be said for plenty of other fully kitted out weekend mountainers up there that day.
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05-06-2019, 09:12 AM #9575
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