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04-20-2019, 05:26 PM #1
Inappropriate quotes from The Ten Commandments
Every year something else makes me laugh that I hadn't noticed or didn't think as wrongly about. I'm going to Hell for this but every year I laugh when the narrator says "and Moses held the Rod of God in his hand"..
Ready Go!Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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04-20-2019, 05:47 PM #2
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04-20-2019, 05:53 PM #3
Just kinda happy that guy dropped that one tablet so we didn't have 20. I saw in that historical documentary by Mel Brooks I think it was.
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04-20-2019, 05:59 PM #4
10 Commandments were on two tablets.
Mary Madeline coined the phrase "Burning Bush"...just ask Jesus.
Peter may have heard the cock crow three times, but Judas was the infinite jerk-off.
Thou shall not commit adultery, except for Herrod, because "it is good to be the King!"Last edited by schindlerpiste; 04-21-2019 at 01:11 PM.
“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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04-20-2019, 06:07 PM #5
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04-20-2019, 06:38 PM #6
Pope Francis just cancelled Easter tomorrow...
They found the body...Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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04-20-2019, 07:26 PM #7
Moses' wife Sephra aged well..
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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04-20-2019, 10:22 PM #8
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