skiing is for pussys

[youlovekylube]

yes skiing is for pussys!...wow im riding down a mountain standing straight up....its too easy... it makes it fucking stupid

[BlurredElvis]

yes skiing is for pussys!...wow im riding down a mountain standing straight up....its too easy... it makes it fucking stupid

I have to agree with you 110%

[BabelFish]

yes skiing is for pussys!...wow im riding down a mountain standing straight up....its too easy... it makes it fucking stupid

Translation:

Yes! Skiing for pussies! Wow, I'm riding down the mountain, and my dick is straight up. She was easy, and the skiing and fucking were so awesome. It was stupid fucking awesome!

[CrackerPlease]

You aren't standing up when you are riding?

Tele

[The Dad]

What about the bacon?

[shmoesmith]

What about the bacon?

God damnit!! Why does everyone always have to bring bacon into this?!?!?! This damn place is trying to give me a heart attack!.....Must go eat bacon now....bastard.

[climb2ski]

I can cook a lb of bacon in a 8" frying pan on a colman stove.... That is so Sweet... Then you cook the eggs in the bacon grease (YUM!)

[nick > jesus]

I can cook a lb of bacon in a 8" frying pan on a colman stove.... That is so Sweet... Then you cook the eggs in the bacon grease (YUM!)

the eggs come out so good that way.

[pechelman]

I can cook a lb of bacon in a 8" frying pan on a colman stove.... That is so Sweet... Then you cook the eggs in the bacon grease (YUM!)

my friends and i used to do that all the time when we went to alms endurance races.

except it generally involved a few pounds and about 4 dozen eggs

and lots of beer

theres nothing quite like waking up to the sound of racecars, beer, bacon, and eggs still drunk from the evening before.

[Danno]

4 new and different aliases to start a thread. is that a record?

bacon

[BushwackerinPA]

4 new and different aliases to start a thread. is that a record?

bacon

who wants to bet they are all freeks~in~a~creek, frozen if it is please tell.

[CrackerPlease]

I can cook a lb of bacon in a 8" frying pan on a colman stove.... That is so Sweet... Then you cook the eggs in the bacon grease (YUM!)

But you do it standing up.

[shmerham]

4 new and different aliases to start a thread. is that a record?

bacon

During the Justice Roberts hearings, 7 different aliases, each one representing one of the existing supreme court justices, weighed in with their thoughts on Roberts.

[The AD]

You're right. This is how I roll:

[truth]

I love pussy.

[Millsie]

If skiing was easy they'd call it snowboarding.

[glademaster]

I love pussy.

This is really what it all boils down to. Common ground is always good.

[icanseeformiles(andmiles)]

yes skiing is for pussys!...wow im riding down a mountain standing straight up....its too easy... it makes it fucking stupid

I thought the tram had been decomissioned!

[Jim S]

Awesome because I'm here only because I thought TGR was an anacronym for Tinkerbell Gaper Resurrection.

[Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo]

If skiing was easy they'd call it snowboarding.

No, if it were easy they would call it sledding

[iceman]

No, if it were easy they would call it sledding

I'm not sure about that, this doesn't look all that easy. Or all that safe, either.

[midget]

oh great, 4 more aliases to my ignore list. I think there are 30 since that fuckstick from girdwood showed up.

[BushwackerinPA]

I'm not sure about that, this doesn't look all that easy. Or all that safe, either.

I wonder if what they would say at Mad River Glen if you showed up with that board.

[phUnk]

I love pussy.

Ever tried it with bacon?

Mmm...

[Spicoli]

yes skiing is for pussys!...wow im riding down a mountain standing straight up....its too easy... it makes it fucking stupid

and buttfucking is for faggots...except you're on all fours(unless your bent over a sink in jail). Sometimes, you just drop to your knees and start sucking away.

Tell us your preference freaks...