TR: Cougar Hunting in ASSPEN: My First Night Experience....just call me T.J. Burke

**Tippster** · 10-28-2013, 07:56 AM

Pretty sure Raps lives in San Francisco now.

**assman** · 10-28-2013, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by Tippster

Pretty sure Raps lives in San Francisco now.

NTTAWWT...

**gatorboy** · 03-01-2018, 09:50 AM

Since we're bumping classic threads.......

**riser4** · 03-01-2018, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by gatorboy

Since we're bumping classic threads.......

Dunno, this one is so classic, it should not be touched. Mods, boy did the full gator Would you, could you put this back in the HOF?

**rod9301** · 03-01-2018, 04:07 PM

From way back:

Mommy, is he spending the night here?

And, someone else:
Mommy is he our new daddy?

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**reckless toboggan** · 03-01-2018, 04:09 PM

The best thread on TGR.

Period.

**reckless toboggan** · 03-01-2018, 04:13 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen...The Reverend Floater.

Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

My advice is to not push the envelope--shove that shit. Keep doing freakier and freakier stuff until she bails. I.e. start by sticking a finger in her butt during sex (if you haven't already, shame on you), then do it again but stick it in her mouth afterwards. Next time, paint your willy up into a storm trooper with white out and shit. When she pulls it out, yell "that's the droid your looking for!" The next time, put the storm trooper in her Death Star and shout "It's a trap! The forcefield is still up!" Eventually grauduate to calling her Steve as you try and put everything within arm's reach into her brown lounge. Why, you ask? Because when she explain's to her friends why she's not into you anymore, they'll be DYING to sample the circus, themselves. Not to mention the sweet Star Wars nicknames you'll get around town.

**grskier** · 03-01-2018, 04:16 PM

Raps swings through from time to time...

This was an epic timeframe here though.. man.

**reckless toboggan** · 03-01-2018, 04:20 PM

Where is the thread where the OP cooked the Mormon girl a fish, then sat in a hot tub all night with her, and didn't make a move?

That was a pretty hilarious thread too.

**RShea** · 03-01-2018, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

Where is the thread where the OP cooked the Mormon girl a fish, then sat in a hot tub all night with her, and didn't make a move?

That was a pretty hilarious thread too.

Was Alaskan PM involved maybe?? But seems like the guy lived in Alaska (and of course loved to fish)....

**reckless toboggan** · 03-01-2018, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by RShea

Was Alaskan PM involved maybe?? But seems like the guy lived in Alaska (and of course loved to fish)....

I don't think it was AKPM, although I agree it sounds like something he would have done, but I don't think it was him.

I can't remember who the op was. I think there might have been an "r" in his handle?

You know...that guy who was an actor in that movie that one time...

Yes, I'm useless.

**Caucasian Asian** · 03-01-2018, 05:04 PM

I'm pretty sure it was AKPM that caught the girl the salmon. I don't remember the hot tub though.

**BigDaddy** · 03-01-2018, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

Ladies and Gentlemen...The Reverend Floater.

Thank you... so much.

**Danno** · 03-01-2018, 05:09 PM

That is the single best post in TGR history.

**RShea** · 03-01-2018, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

I don't think it was AKPM, although I agree it sounds like something he would have done, but I don't think it was him.

I can't remember who the op was. I think there might have been an "r" in his handle?

You know...that guy who was an actor in that movie that one time...

Yes, I'm useless.

Alaskan Rover is the only other regular that has Alaska in his name that I can remember. I first thought of him, but edited and changed it to AKPM after thinking about it more... So maybe someone else can come up with the correct thread...

**reckless toboggan** · 03-01-2018, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by RShea

Alaskan Rover is the only other regular that has Alaska in his name that I can remember. I first thought of him, but edited and changed it to AKPM after thinking about it more... So maybe someone else can come up with the correct thread...

It might have been Alaskan Rover... although I thought the handle was shorter.

Are you sure it wasn't you?

**RShea** · 03-01-2018, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

It might have been Alaskan Rover... although I thought the handle was shorter.

Are you sure it wasn't you?

I have not been fishing since maybe Junior High or there about. So I would not have had fish to give, NO it was not.

**reckless toboggan** · 03-01-2018, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by RShea

I have not been fishing since maybe Junior High or there about. So I would not have had fish to give, NO it was not.

Not even the "no action in the hot tub" part?

**reckless toboggan** · 03-01-2018, 06:26 PM

Ha! QuikR12!

I have a memory like a steel sieve.

**splat** · 03-01-2018, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

That is the single best post in TGR history.

There was one gonzo did back in the day....

**Whiteroom_Guardian** · 03-01-2018, 10:16 PM

Wow. Just read back and totally forgot that I was actually at the aspen cougar den. Foggy times. HOF thread for sure.

**RShea** · 03-02-2018, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

Ha! QuikR12!

I have a memory like a steel sieve.

Mormon and fish involved, but first couple of dates did not have the hot tub... I see it is bumped but did not go through all pages to find a hot tub. There definitely was a first date of fish and hot tub on here somewhere.