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  1. #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    Speaking from personal experience, I don't get what the big deal is...
    Post of the day.
    www.dpsskis.com
    www.point6.com
    formerly an ambassador for a few others, but the ski industry is... interesting.
    Fukt: a very small amount of snow.

  2. #77
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    Der poopenhausen.


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    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

  3. #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    MY GIRLFRIEND IS A BETTER SKIER THAN ME
    So what do I do?
    Turn it around on your arch enemies.

    "Dude my GIRLFRIEND is a better skier than you!"

  4. #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    I'm pretty sure it's doomed, is there any hope for a beater like me
    or am I just a place holder until the right Chad comes around and skis her right off her feet?


    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Yeah... that "Chad" thing. Enjoy it while it lasts.
    Don't bring me into this. My wife will hear you.

  5. #80
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    I thought he broke his ankles, that should reduce any feet sweeping.

    Harden the fuck up.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

  6. #81
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    Welcome to the club, same here!

  7. #82
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    Consider moving to the east coast before the ski season begins, no chad skiers there. Disregard advice if you're such a beater that you won't be best skier on the mountain on a pow day the right coast, than it's truly hopeless. Alternatively get her pregnant before the season starts, as others have suggested(but you might have to repeat this before every winter starts).

  8. #83
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    If you have small feet use her gear this winter till she dumps ya.
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  9. #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonesy View Post
    If you have small feet use her gear this winter till she dumps ya.
    Right, but doesn't that imply....

    Wait for it...
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    Small socks?

  10. #85
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    If your name is Fastfred and you're not a fast skier... I don't like your chances... Just sayin...

  11. #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey44 View Post
    Turn it around on your arch enemies.

    "Dude my GIRLFRIEND is a better skier than you!"
    I like this idea. I plan to use it.


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    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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