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  1. #40851
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    Quote Originally Posted by concretejungle View Post
    An acquaintance that was super Christian and wouldn’t swear used to say “get your poop in a group” instead of “get your shit together.” I always though her way sounded more gross.
    Um, I gotta agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by concretejungle View Post
    An acquaintance that was super Christian and wouldn’t swear used to say “get your poop in a group” instead of “get your shit together.” I always though her way sounded more gross.
    They'd never heard of "crap"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurxSki View Post
    They'd never heard of "crap"?

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    It's gotta rhyme, apparently. Get your crap in a trap? Doesn't really work.

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    Along the same lines "Oh my gosh!" So I guess you think your god is a fucking idiot?

    Well, I was going to smite you, but you said gosh so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by concretejungle View Post
    An acquaintance that was super Christian and wouldn’t swear used to say “get your poop in a group” instead of “get your shit together.” I always though her way sounded more gross.
    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    It's gotta rhyme, apparently. Get your crap in a trap? Doesn't really work.
    I say that all the time because it sounds sorta gross AND it rhymes.
    focus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    Along the same lines "Oh my gosh!" So I guess you think your god is a fucking idiot?

    Well, I was going to smite you, but you said gosh so...
    I'm stuck with oh my gosh. I blame my mother's Midwestern upbringing for that one. At least I can say water, roof, and coffee correctly!

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    Fucking lazy fucking grad school professors fucking decided the day that her 4 classes are supposed to have started that they will all be online again so my daughter is back at school in Brockport for no reason. We spent $10k for an apartment and are paying for the kid to eat and live away from home for no reason at all. The kid doesn't drive so the only jobs she could get are on campus and pay like shit but she could've been here at home where everything costs less and had a real job that pays considerably more than campus jobs do and we just paid for her to fly back out there and take an Uber back to her place and will again at least one more time this semester and... and... Fuckn bullshit lazy mutherfuckers. Nope I'm not frustrated at all.

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    Fucking parents who don't teach their children how to drive.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Fucking parents who don't teach their children how to drive.
    Time for a story, Unca MTM?

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    Quote Originally Posted by waveshello View Post
    I'm stuck with oh my gosh. I blame my mother's Midwestern upbringing for that one. At least I can say water, roof, and coffee correctly!

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    Oh yeah, lots of people were brought up to be polite. No judgement there. I just find it amusing when the over-churched crowd says it. All knowing is all knowing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Time for a story, Unca MTM?
    See above. Boo fucking hoo.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    they did a good job with that stuff

    I think it was perfect timing too
    timing, pricing, distribution, being a collection of “one simple thing” that works. Really liked those books

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Fucking parents who don't teach their children how to drive.
    Heh, we tried but this kid was the worst driver ever. She scared the shit out of me. A bunch of times I took her to a state park in the winter with nobody around and she could barely keep it on the road. She clipped curbs, missed entrances in and out of parking lots and a few other bad things. She made about 20 minutes with a driving instructor before he made her stop and get out of the car. Some people just shouldn't drive and she's one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitylover View Post
    Fucking lazy fucking grad school professors fucking decided the day that her 4 classes are supposed to have started that they will all be online again so my daughter is back at school in Brockport for no reason. We spent $10k for an apartment and are paying for the kid to eat and live away from home for no reason at all. The kid doesn't drive so the only jobs she could get are on campus and pay like shit but she could've been here at home where everything costs less and had a real job that pays considerably more than campus jobs do and we just paid for her to fly back out there and take an Uber back to her place and will again at least one more time this semester and... and... Fuckn bullshit lazy mutherfuckers. Nope I'm not frustrated at all.
    That's criminal.im serious. Burn those fuckers to the ground.

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    Unfortunately, the only real qualification to drive in this country is having a face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    Unfortunately, the only real qualification to drive in this country is having a face.
    Your face!

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    Now that Judy Woodruff is gone I realize how much she annoyed me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitylover View Post
    Heh, we tried but this kid was the worst driver ever. She scared the shit out of me. A bunch of times I took her to a state park in the winter with nobody around and she could barely keep it on the road. She clipped curbs, missed entrances in and out of parking lots and a few other bad things. She made about 20 minutes with a driving instructor before he made her stop and get out of the car. Some people just shouldn't drive and she's one of them.
    Vision problem?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Now that Judy Woodruff is gone I realize how much she annoyed me.
    yeah the only one worse is Amy Goodman
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Vision problem?!?!?
    Or maybe nerves? My next younger brother frustrated my step father, but when I volunteered to teach him, he was really good. Turns out he didn't respond well to the authority figure, but didn't GAF about his bro. Got a perfect score too.

    That said, there are a lot of people who shouldn't drive. Like, ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Now that Judy Woodruff is gone I realize how much she annoyed me.
    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    yeah the only one worse is Amy Goodman
    They are both awesome journalists and we need thousands more like them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Vision problem?!?!?
    Nah she actually has incredible vision. She rides an mtb like very few kids I've ever seen, was on the podium all but one NICA race in 4 years of high school racing so it's not that she doesn't have amazing spatial awareness either.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    Or maybe nerves? My next younger brother frustrated my step father, but when I volunteered to teach him, he was really good. Turns out he didn't respond well to the authority figure, but didn't GAF about his bro. Got a perfect score too.

    That said, there are a lot of people who shouldn't drive. Like, ever.
    I am afraid that she's one of those people but now she has plenty of time to learn if her boy toy is willing to make the effort (and possibly sacrifice his car).

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    They are both awesome journalists and we need thousands more like them.
    I would take Amy over 'mikey' any day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitylover View Post
    (and possibly sacrifice his car).
    When I was in my early 20s one of my friends actually said to a girl "I like my car better than you"

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    When I load groceries on the conveyor I group things I want bagged together. All the cold items, cans, boxes and then lastly soft items so they don't get crushed after scanning.

    Bagger showed up and started reorganizing, took him forever to fill 4 bags. Super impressed that my 2 liter ended up on the bread and the spinach was under the bananas and canned tomatoes.

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