Shit that annoys you

[Meadow Skipper]

People that drink chai.

[MakersTeleMark]

White chicks with henna art.

[Tippster]

people that don't know how to spell voila.

People who forget the grave accent... ^^^voilà

[Tippster]

People who say or type wallah.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wallah

[Meadow Skipper]

KCCO

The idiots shopping at Whole Foods.

People that wear ball caps under bike helmets.

Yeah, I had an annoying morning.

[~mikey b]

people that shop at Whole Foods on Saturday morning and don't expect to find a bunch of idiots wearing KKCO ball caps under bike helmuts.....

[Meadow Skipper]

When I can't come up with a good counter-response that doesn't sound whiney.

[~mikey b]

Chive On!
<<fist bump>>

[Tippster]

helmuts.....

People that give helmets German names.

[Moeghoul]

My wife blasting Michael Buble this afternoon and asking me to download some Robin Thicke for her. Yeah, I'll get right on it, hun.

[HansJob]

Idiots who let their aggressive dogs free range about town.

[~mikey b]

dogs.....

[Flyoverland Captive]

Saw an old man in a restaurant today who had a toothpick in his barely-there hair. I thought it was a twig that had, unbeknownst to him, fallen on his head; but after he finished eating, he reached up, grabbed it, and shoved it in his mouth. What the fuck.

I now have a completely new and unexpected thing to be annoyed by.

[FromTheValley]

Extroverts.

[BigDaddy]

Saw an old man in a restaurant today who had a toothpick in his barely-there hair. I thought it was a twig that had, unbeknownst to him, fallen on his head; but after he finished eating, he reached up, grabbed it, and shoved it in his mouth. What the fuck.

I now have a completely new and unexpected thing to be annoyed by.

Thank you... that was worth clicking for... I'm dying over here.

People that give helmets German names.

Spelling Nazis...

[Supermoon]

dogs.....

You're a monster!

[Tippster]

Spelling Nazis...

Well, we do have a nice flague.

[booner]

My wife blasting Michael Buble this afternoon and asking me to download some Robin Thicke for her. Yeah, I'll get right on it, hun.

Who the hell is Michelle Bubble?



Sent from one of those fancy cellular telephones

[~mikey b]

Fat people wearing pajamas.
In public.
In the afternoon.
That can't count or make any sense of money.

[itsnowjoke]

You get to a foreign country and turn your phone on. Knowing that you forgot to turn data roaming off before leaving the states, you fumble to turn it off. In the meantime you start receiving all sorts of crap you didn't even want. Texts, junk email, etc. Oops, there went 60 bucks. Fuck!

[GoldMember]

Saw an old man in a restaurant today who had a toothpick in his barely-there hair. I thought it was a twig that had, unbeknownst to him, fallen on his head; but after he finished eating, he reached up, grabbed it, and shoved it in his mouth. What the fuck.

I now have a completely new and unexpected thing to be annoyed by.

This one makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth.... Seeing that you live in NE WA, just what restaurant was that? I would like to avoid it.

[The Tortoise]

People who buy 6 minutes worth of lottery tickets at the convenience store.

Bonus are awarded when I'm standing there with cash in hand to pay for my $4 item.

[bagtagley]

Shopping at a new grocery store. I was at the beach this past week, and shopping for a short list of things took forever. I don't remember what the final item was, but after my second lap of the store, I was ready to reenact the coffee scene from Moscow on the Hudson.

Re: booner's grocery store rant. I was at the store with my old man last year. There was a woman following protocol, standing behind her nicely parked cart getting something off the shelf. Another woman and her daughter, heading the opposite direction, see something they like and park their cart right next woman 1's, blocking the aisle and therefore my old man who is following behind them. The old man has zero patience, and without even the slightest bit of hesitation, rams the cart, shoves it into the shelves behind woman 1 and continues walking down the aisle.

[gretch6364]

Shopping at a new grocery store. I was at the beach this past week, and shopping for a short list of things took forever. I don't remember what the final item was, but after my second lap of the store, I was ready to reenact the coffee scene from Moscow on the Hudson.

This is almost as bad as shopping at a different location of the same chain you always go to in the same city only to find out that everything is in a different place. Like come on!

[~mikey b]

White chicks with henna art.

what about white guys? Back when I was a feral hippy freak living in a tent cabin I had my whole body painted with henna art by a coupla hippy chicks at a crazy festival...