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Thread: Shit that annoys you
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01-17-2023, 07:12 PM #40826Registered User
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Douche bags that think it's acceptable to completely gear up in the shitter stall i.e. buckle up boots, close all zippers, flip hood and drop goggles.
I'M SHITTIN' MY PANTS OUT HERE!!!!
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01-17-2023, 07:53 PM #40827
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01-17-2023, 08:01 PM #40828
I would think the most annoying part of all this would actually be having to take a shit while skiing….
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01-18-2023, 07:00 AM #40829Registered User
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Exactly. And FFS don't take your food & drink in the bathroom. Disgusting.
In the employee bathroom the other week I saw a grown ass ski instructor washing his coffee thermos in the sink while someone was taking a dump in the stall 4 feet away...Employees have a break room with a kitchen right down the hall.
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01-18-2023, 07:03 AM #40830
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01-18-2023, 10:24 AM #40831Registered User
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01-18-2023, 11:37 AM #40832
if I have to shit when I’m skiing I go out and shit in the woods - snow is good wipeage
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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01-18-2023, 11:51 AM #40833
Aspen, February 2019. Talk of a mysterious virus in the air. Hope it stays in China. Ate a quality wrap (think it was the Wrapzilla™) at Big Wrap for lunch, then back up Ajax for afternoon fun. Sitting on Gents Ridge chair, and oh no the rumbling begins... get to the top, and it's gone. We're gonna be fine, maybe just a fart... Start skiing, and nope. It's coming. Now the race begins, gotta get to the bottom in like 5 minutes or less. Absolutely bombing it, squeezing my ass cheeks together. Big "SLOW" sign at that weird corner, screw that. Get to the bottom of silver queen, take skis off, throw them on to the closest rack, and just fly down the stairs in my boots to the shitter. Run in, "please be empty please be empty" and oh my god yes.
#2 shit of my life right there. Life-changing.
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01-18-2023, 11:52 AM #40834
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01-18-2023, 12:04 PM #40835
pack a snow cone with a nice taper to it - wipe, throw, repeat
you shouldn’t get shit on your handsI didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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01-18-2023, 02:30 PM #40836
Had to switch planes for some safety issue on the old one and I left my $6 bottle of water on the old plane. Doh.
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01-18-2023, 02:36 PM #40837
People simply disregarding traffic signals because the roads are snowy. Somebody is going to get fuckin' PASTED if they're not more careful.
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01-18-2023, 02:37 PM #40838Registered User
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Don't forget your poop bag.
Never had a sudden urge on the hill/hike, but after driving sea level to 7k' I've been known to park in the handicap space, do the squozen cheeks tippy toe to the nearest lodge poop house. The one time somebody acted liked they were going to speak harshly to me, they backed off after they observed my my squaddly hasty walk.
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01-18-2023, 04:17 PM #40839
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01-18-2023, 06:42 PM #40840
For sure.
A few yrs ago my husband was asked by one of the ski magazines (when they had those) about how he prepares for a day of skiing or something like that.
I remember laughing so hard when I read it later and saw that one of his "tips" was to make sure to take a poop before heading to the mountain
Pretty good advice thoughskid luxury
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01-18-2023, 06:49 PM #40841
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01-18-2023, 07:10 PM #40842
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01-18-2023, 07:22 PM #40843
me too
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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01-18-2023, 08:55 PM #40844Registered User
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So ..... butt plugs should be kept in the freezer?!?!?!?
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01-18-2023, 09:08 PM #40845
When you want the backcountry experience from the comfort of home.
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01-19-2023, 09:05 AM #40846
And helpful if you eat too much spicy food.
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01-19-2023, 09:19 AM #40847
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01-19-2023, 09:30 AM #40848
they did a good job with that stuff
I think it was perfect timing tooI didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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01-19-2023, 01:40 PM #40849
When people in meetings say they are going for, or it's time for, a "bio break."
Somehow this is grosser to me than just saying you need to go take a shit or piss. Just excuse yourself for a few minutes and don't give us a reason, eh!
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01-19-2023, 02:00 PM #40850
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