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05-13-2015, 01:51 PM #1
Audit of the Padded Room - because things are not going my way
the initial part of the audit will be a brief summary of each thread and a ranking of its perceived value:
1> Shit that annoys you : 2/10 i guess you guys like this thread, buncha whiney fucks - i never visit this bullshit
2>NFL shittalk - 0/10 NFL is nothing more than an extension of the military industrial complex you fucking bootlickers
3>Good new, for you freaks - 7/10 this shit is wild, erotic and features awesome additions from DD
4>Denver Neighborhoods - 0/10 Fuck Dtown Bro
5> Art collecting - 1/10 good attempt but really lacking on the conceptual side... you just asking aimless questions bro
6> Trapped up to your ass in student debt - -5/10 really dumb irrelevant thread, real bootlicker shit and baby whining
7>VE day - 3/10 Nazi's and fascists still on top, VE day is nothing
8>part 2 Padded room junk - 9/10 great thread but lacks coherence... barely look, its fucked
9>2015 PGA - 0/10 golf is for fags and the PGA is nothing more than an extension of AARP
10> NBA thread - 6/10 NBA shit is cool but too many of you goons are lebron dick riders, that fool is a quitter
11>MLB - 1/10 sure it was once americas game, but its rife with premadonnas and pretty slow - fuck all these establishment sports
this is the initial audit outline, more will be released upon further analysis. I will intentionally omit usernames to preserve the brandZone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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05-13-2015, 02:12 PM #2
Any post by DD - 0/10. Completely uninspired worthless drivel
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05-13-2015, 02:20 PM #3
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05-13-2015, 02:26 PM #4
Benny just posted something, waiting for an update.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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05-13-2015, 02:27 PM #5
Well, that's a fair assessment of my skiing prowess, I'll give you that
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05-13-2015, 02:27 PM #6
Benny is auto ignored due to lift difficulties...please stand by for major surgery
Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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05-13-2015, 02:42 PM #7
When I was at the Bird seeing Tipp and met you I had no idea I was meeting the newest pain in the ass of TGR. You sure did not seem like this up there. I'd say STFU and find something to do, just skimming the shit talk you say to mags that have been around here well before your balls even dropped makes me regret even meeting you. Have some respect dude, but hey, it is TGR so whatever...
"boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy
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05-13-2015, 02:42 PM #8
you should probably get to some of those emails, man.
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05-13-2015, 02:49 PM #9
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05-13-2015, 02:51 PM #10Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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05-13-2015, 02:52 PM #11
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05-13-2015, 03:01 PM #12
i have no regrets and do not live in fear
this is my life and you cant usurp it, ever
i may not even be realZone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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05-13-2015, 03:08 PM #13
Dude - I think the apple is getting a little moldy.
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05-13-2015, 03:19 PM #14
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05-13-2015, 04:01 PM #15
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DD, do you burn with rage knowing that 4ply has a 5-star thread with over 200,000 views?
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05-13-2015, 04:06 PM #16
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05-13-2015, 04:47 PM #17
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You're a bootlicking, pimply faced, teenage douche who can't ski from Toronto?
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05-13-2015, 05:01 PM #18
Hey at least you read my thread! I feel honored.
Live Free or Die
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05-13-2015, 05:40 PM #19
I'm willing to bet $37 that 4ply's mom is hotter than dd's
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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05-13-2015, 06:02 PM #20
This thread is 6 ogdens. at least.
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05-13-2015, 06:04 PM #21
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05-13-2015, 08:00 PM #22
DD--Do you have one of those plastic pocket protectors for your pen collection? All auditors have one of those. If not, you lack audit-ability.
In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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05-13-2015, 08:45 PM #23
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05-13-2015, 09:08 PM #24
I think DD may have it right Bobby. He claims to be "4ply stupid" which I took to mean "as stupid as 4ply" - in a similar vein as the term "coyote ugly"
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05-13-2015, 09:31 PM #25
It's okay DD we all know what you really need/want/desire is a good cuddle at the cuddle club but remember, no sexual activity is permitted!
Cuddle Club opens in West Seattle
SEATTLE -- Are you ever lonely, stressed out, or depressed? Perhaps all you need is a big hug.
To give customers just that, new "Cuddle Club" has opened up in West Seattle.
The only sign you'll see from outside the building are the pillows in the window. And in the hallway directory, the words "Cuddle Club" may never catch your eye.
Lashanna Williams is hugger for hire. She opened a space full of zen and relaxation, offering cuddle sessions for members who apply. Sessions start at $45 for a half hour of cuddling.
"A space for people to come where they feel safe, where they feel nurtured," Williams said.
The 35 year old says she's trained and certified, and is already reviewing member applications. And she's not the only one embracing the trend.
Frequent cuddle parties are posted on a website, the next one in Seattle planned for this weekend.
Practitioners swear by its health benefits, of lowering stress and blood pressure, increasing serotonin levels, helping people who battle depression and PTSD.
In Portland, a studio called Cuddle Up to Me comes fully equipped with rooms, professional cuddlers and security cameras to keep both spooner and spoonee safe.
Williams installed security measures, too, and strict rules.
"It says no sexual activity is permitted, and it goes through what's acceptable here," said Williams. "No touching me where my underclothes are. You have to come clothed, you have to shower. You have to be reasonably clean."
At the neighboring freight brokerage business across the hall, the employees will tell you, it's clearly not for everyone.
"You really don't know who you are going to be cuddling with and that's really weird," said broker Julie Long.
"Oh I'll be very curious. I might even make an appointment myself," said broker David Webster.
Williams hopes people will open their minds, and their arms, to the idea.
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