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  1. #676
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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    The MBTA fucking annoys me. This was the bus I was stuck on this morning. I missed my usual express train and got stuck on the stupid ghetto line. The bus broke down for 10 minutes and once the dickhead got it running, this is what started happening.

    Nice way to start your day. MBTA sucks in all aspects.

    The Aholes on my old commuter line annoyed me. One example below.

    I was in the middle seat and said excuse me do you mind if I get out, prick next to me momentarily looks up from his laptop and says yes I do in a smug Wellesley kind of way. I promptly replied well do you mind if I kick your laptop on to the floor while I climb over you? If you do you better get up.

    Thank God I work at home now I am a much happier person.

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    Threads that won't die. ie: "Quantitative risk of avalanche terrain thousands of miles from any real mountains..."

  3. #678
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    Quote Originally Posted by HD333 View Post
    Nice way to start your day. MBTA sucks in all aspects.

    The Aholes on my old commuter line annoyed me. One example below.

    I was in the middle seat and said excuse me do you mind if I get out, prick next to me momentarily looks up from his laptop and says yes I do in a smug Wellesley kind of way. I promptly replied well do you mind if I kick your laptop on to the floor while I climb over you? If you do you better get up.

    Thank God I work at home now I am a much happier person.
    No doubt.

    So I got interviewed by WHDH this afternoon trying to make a story. A couple of my buddies that work there just said it aired on cw56 but I missed it. They said it is slated for the 11 and 7 on 7 as well. I was told I come off as pretty harsh on the MBTA (GOOD!) but they also joked I should watch my back. Haha, can't wait to see it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    No doubt.

    So I got interviewed by WHDH this afternoon trying to make a story. A couple of my buddies that work there just said it aired on cw56 but I missed it. They said it is slated for the 11 and 7 on 7 as well. I was told I come off as pretty harsh on the MBTA (GOOD!) but they also joked I should watch my back. Haha, can't wait to see it.
    Meh... even though I followed the Hernandez story it was super lame. They screwed up the bus line, they cut me so I didn't spit venom. I actually look nice... Fuck that noise.
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  5. #680
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    My wife after 5 glasses of wine. Geezus H....STFU and go to bed already!..sweetie
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    My husband after 10 beers... So worthless we cant even fuck and he's going to snore all night too. I'm going to bed... Hope he falls asleep on the couch.
    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Come for the poo-slinging, Save a fortune on a plumber.

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    ^^^you two should get together and have a 3 way with Parvo.

    Please make a proper TR

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    Quote Originally Posted by hikesalot View Post
    My husband after 10 beers... So worthless we cant even fuck and he's going to snore all night too. I'm going to bed... Hope he falls asleep on the couch.
    The wife's passed out... Sext me Sugar



    Sent from one of those fancy cellular telephones
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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  9. #684
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    Now that would be funny, i just dont think i'm drunk enough.
    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Come for the poo-slinging, Save a fortune on a plumber.

  10. #685
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    Quote Originally Posted by hikesalot View Post
    Now that would be funny, i just dont think i'm drunk enough.

    Bullshit... Call me Carlos baby bitch


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  11. #686
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Bullshit... Call me Carlos baby bitch


    Sent from one of those fancy cellular telephones
    Unfortunately i'm passing out too and you need to get back to your ebay scam.
    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Come for the poo-slinging, Save a fortune on a plumber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hikesalot View Post
    Unfortunately i'm passing out too and you need to get back to your ebay scam.

    I'm losing all the way around tonight.
    Back to the pile.


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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    People that "mail it in", especially when the quality of your work is directly connected to the quality of their work.
    Funneh. The editor I used to work with would frequently ask NHL segment producers "hey, you want a stamp for that?" Then spend a half hour trying to resurrect their blown out levels.

    Producers who ask for a graphic, give no direction, and then say "it sucks, change it", and still give you no direction.
    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

  14. #689
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    Workplace microwaves.
    Do we really need to nuke last night's sea-cucumber or fish-stew in the office microwave? And don't worry if it explodes, someone else will clean that up.
    Office popcorn. Just end it already.
    I have mastered all major sporting activities to a high degree of mediocrity.

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    "Feelers" in gear swap. Do you want to sell that shit or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barnballs View Post
    Workplace microwaves.
    Do we really need to nuke last night's sea-cucumber or fish-stew in the office microwave? And don't worry if it explodes, someone else will clean that up.
    Office popcorn. Just end it already.
    The number of times I have been at my desk and wished I had a nice bag of microwave popcorn I can count on zero hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    not really annoying, more funny as shit:
    People wheeling their rollaboard suitcases across sand.
    Well wait, sam said we should give them luggage


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    not really annoying, more funny as shit:
    People wheeling their rollaboard suitcases across sand.
    That actually sounds like a great way to tell if you're in the wrong vacation spot.


    On a related note these women who have roller briefcases with God-knows-what in them, they weigh legitimately 320 lbs (ze women), and take the elevator that is slow to begin with to the second floor.

    Both ways.


    You know hon, we may be able to fit about a dozen more people in here if you and your herd didn't pack up the entire office credenza, your cat carrier, and your hardcover collection of 50 Shades of Gray into your roller-hoarder bag.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    Whoah, there's a lot going on in there.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    eh, the dog likes that beach to walk on.
    Aaaah, I got it. In my head I had a picture of a couple fattys from N.J. dragging their fake, plastic, LV roller bags down the beach through ankle deep, soft sand on their way to the pee-in-the-pool all-inclusive.

    What the hell are they doing dragging roller bags on your dog beach?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    girls who hula hoop with clothes on.

  23. #698
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    Quote Originally Posted by cinnepa View Post
    girls who hula hoop with clothes on.
    you read my mind. The whole time I was thinking...."why the fuck is her shirt on?"
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    People that snipe in at the end of an auction and buy your shit and then wait a long ass time to pay.
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    Couples who swing dance...to ANY song, including cuntry-thrash.

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