Wedding Gifts for Boomerang/Gen Y Mountain couple

[fastfred]

I'm confused
is someone sending me a gift card?
or am I suppose to provide a gift card with the recivers choice? 1) new toilet install 2) new backsplash tile

if you want to send me a gift card here is my address
fastfred industries
150 ski hill road
breckenidge co 80424

[splat]

Please try to keep up, fred.
We're talking dildo installations here.
How much is that gift card?
The wedding is soon.

[Percy Rideout]

They raft?

Paco pads are the best.

[fastfred]

Please try to keep up, fred.
We're talking dildo installations here.
How much is that gift card?
The wedding is soon.

Still in my underware sitting at the computer alittle behind this friday
I don't do dildo installations just bidets

[tgapp]

They raft?

Paco pads are the best.

ehh problem is most modern dildo mounts won't work on a paco pad

https://www.hismith.com/

that's your best bet I reckon, they can take turns

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[Harry]

still no pics of the Bride = thread FAIL


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[schindlerpiste]

Problem with pics. is that she might be hanging out here reading this thread and confirming her decision to prefer skidiva.com.
I would lose all credibility, at least with her.

[irul&ublo]

I giant dildo?

You’re a giant dildo?

[BFD]

I bought my friend's daughter a jet boil for wedding gift. Never got any response probably should of bought dildo. Pair of binoculars like monarch M5 to keep in the sprinter.

[subtle plague]

You’re a giant dildo?

It's all making sense now. The question that remains is whether he only identifies as a dildo or if he has had the surgery.

[splat]

Until you know those details, proper pronouns can't be ascertained.

Is they Dil....or is they Do? I hope that's correct.

[geomorph]

Get them a boomerang. Duh

[Sirshredalot]

We've got some pretty strong recs for the dildo here. Tough to argue with. I would avoid the Bluetooth and wifi connectivity. Nothing takes you out of the mood like waiting 45 minutes for a firmware update and reboot.

I think going with the registry, cash, a hut night, or some decent barware (if they drink) represent decent backup choices.

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[riser4]

Get them a boomerang. Duh

Double ended dildo was already suggested.

[AK47bp]

Year long membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

Gift that keeps on giving…..


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[riser4]

Year long membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

Gift that keeps on giving…..


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And they'll be happy when they get to the KY month.

[Iowagriz]

Year long membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

Gift that keeps on giving…..


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Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?

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[Harry]

Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?

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[AK47bp]

Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?

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Without a google, sadly, no.


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[riser4]

Without a google, sadly, no.


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Whoosh.

[schindlerpiste]

Barware is another great idea.
Maybe an 8pac of High West highball and lowball glasses

[schindlerpiste]

Staub 5 1/2 qt. dutch oven

[splat]

Staub 5 1/2 qt. dutch oven

Like you could attach that to the Sprinter....

[Timberridge]

When is this wedding?

[stealurface831]

I have a line on a fabricator for the double-ended titanium dildo. Will PM with details.


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