I’m not saying Christianity correlates with stupidity, but...

[Dantheman]

what then becomes the new opiate?

Weed?

[PNWbrit]

A Howling Cosmic Signal Came From a Faraway Galaxy

Fast Radio Burst Astronomers get closer to understanding one of the most perplexing phenomena in the universe.

With the cosmic coordinates in hand, the researchers wrangled other telescopes around the world to check out that spot. Sure enough, they found something: a galaxy, slightly smaller than our own, about 4 billion light-years away. This particular FRB, named 180924, for the date of its discovery, erupted from this distant place long, long before a curious civilization built the technology to find it.

Bannister explains the precision of the discovery this way: “It’s like looking at the Earth from the moon and not only knowing what house a person lived in, but what chair they were sitting in at the dining-room table.”

... This is only the second time astronomers have managed to pinpoint the source of one of these signals. The other FRB, known as 121102, is regarded as quite special in the field; it’s the rare signal that has been known to appear more than once, always from the same bit of sky—sometimes several times in less than a minute. Astronomers traced its source to a galaxy about 3 billion light-years away last year.

3 Billion light years!

Jesus Christ that's a long way.

Wonder if it's an alien Netflix stream?

[Buster Highmen]

A Howling Cosmic Signal Came From a Faraway Galaxy



3 Billion light years!

Jesus Christ that's a long way.

Wonder if it's an alien Netflix stream?

Unpossible, that's more than 8000 years.

[PNWbrit]

Unpossible, that's more than 8000 years.

maybe Jesus drove a Delorean?

[Kenny Satch]

maybe Jesus drove a Delorean?

With or without swag ?

[hutash]

Exactly.

And (usually) they've put more thought into their not believing.

I think, therefore I am not???

[hutash]

I believe XXXer is on the ball with the Church of the Clearance Sale. Not to the point of going full cargo cult & ritualizing prior to sale events, but definitely in terms of waiting for and observing them. Got a $100 cotopaxi bag for TEN DOLLAIRS this spring and not looking back.

I don't know, I've been known to wait and hope for an item to go on sale at 40%, so I gues Im just as guilty as those Christians praying and hoping for salvation.

We all pray to our own gods.

[hutash]

Damn

Let me try one more time.

If you knew someone who to a rebuilt lawnmowers for a living and he told you what what made each part work, would you still need the instructions?

If that lawnmower never existed and was only believed to have existed on faith for thousands of years, I would have believe what he said as much as I would Sister Morphine...not at all.

Try one more time, you are 0 for a dozen so far.

[KQ]

Interesting. People seeking spiritual advice from an Australian rock star:




A rock star was asked what God's voice sounds like. His answer is beautiful

[Peruvian]

^^^you sure he’s not an illusionist?

[KQ]

^^^you sure he’s not an illusionist?

That pic puts me in mind of a cross between Tommy Lee Jones and Neil Young.

[Peruvian]

That pic puts me in mind of a cross between Tommy Lee Jones and Neil Young.

I’m getting a whiff of Neil Diamond.

[Kenny Satch]

That pic puts me in mind of a cross between Tommy Lee Jones and Neil Young.

More like John Ravolta staring in;
Saturday Night Frankenfever

[wooley12]

If that lawnmower never existed and was only believed to have existed on faith for thousands of years, I would have believe what he said as much as I would Sister Morphine...not at all.

Try one more time, you are 0 for a dozen so far.

I'm not as good at this parable thing as my mentor. Give me some time. If you need to believe all to believe any I'd call that ultra conservative.

As for you keeping score, IDGAF other than a gauge of my ability to communicate to conservative minds.

Said with a smile.

Just got home from doing chores around town and I wore my NRA cap for the first time in public to troll all the 2nd amendment trupmtards that live here. Fun and interesting interesting morning, I should write a TR with of observations. My gun enthusiast trumptard neighbor gave me the hat as a gift to bust my balls. Cool neighbor, we're chill.

[Kenny Satch]

Rumor is John Ravolta's a real bear sprayer.

Is Tom Cruise part of that rumor ?

[k2skier112]

Is Tom Cruise part of that rumor ?

How do the Scientologists and Christians get along?

[Kenny Satch]

How do the Scientologists and Christians get along?

Got me. How ?

[k2skier112]

Dunno, guns and bombs seems logical tho.

[happytimefunbox]

This thread needs some musical accompaniment.

Fitting tune...

Every time I take a look inside inside that old and fabled book
I'm blinded and reminded of the pain caused by some old man in the sky

Marijuana,
LSD,
Psilocybin,
DMT

They all changed the way I see
But love's the only thing that ever saved my life

So don't waste your mind on nursery rhymes
Or fairy tales of blood and wine
It's turtles all the way down the line
So to each their own til' we go home
To other realms our souls must roam
To and through the myth that we all call space and time

[old goat]

Just got home from doing chores around town and I wore my NRA cap for the first time in public to troll all the 2nd amendment trupmtards that live here. Fun and interesting interesting morning, I should write a TR with of observations. My gun enthusiast trumptard neighbor gave me the hat as a gift to bust my balls. Cool neighbor, we're chill.

My son's GF made me this for xmas

[wooley12]

Outside of the NAPA store I complimented a boomer guy a little younger than I about his sweet black pickup. He said "Thank's, like your hat too." I said "Well, I'll tell you a secret. I'm really a liberal as defined by the dictionary and not by Fox News and I just filed for my Closed Carry. I was an NRA member once but now I wear this hat to go under cover to hear what the other side is saying." He said he didn't believe me. I said with a smile, "Look, I'm really just busting your balls, and if we can't bust each others balls at a time like this we'll be shooting at each other soon." He shook my hand and said his name was Tim. I shook his and I told him my name.

It was my first time out with the hat. A test drive. I' need to work on my lines. We'll see how it goes. I have a Bernie hat.

[abraham]

Interesting. People seeking spiritual advice from an Australian rock star:




A rock star was asked what God's voice sounds like. His answer is beautiful

He's a cool performer. I enjoy his music quite a bit

maybe Jesus drove a Delorean?

Maybe. Of course he did build my hotrod

[old goat]

Outside of the NAPA store I complimented a boomer guy a little younger than I about his sweet black pickup. He said "Thank's, like your hat too." I said "Well, I'll tell you a secret. I'm really a liberal as defined by the dictionary and not by Fox News and I just filed for my Closed Carry. I was an NRA member once but now I wear this hat to go under cover to hear what the other side is saying." He said he didn't believe me. I said with a smile, "Look, I'm really just busting your balls, and if we can't bust each others balls at a time like this we'll be shooting at each other soon." He shook my hand and said his name was Tim. I shook his and I told him my name.

It was my first time out with the hat. A test drive. I' need to work on my lines. We'll see how it goes. I have a Bernie hat.

You would be well advised to confine your trolling to the internet. Trolling live people can be hazardous to your health.

[grinch]

Atleast wear a go pro. What's a boomer?

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[wooley12]

See the Boomer thread

You would be well advised to confine your trolling to the internet. Trolling live people can be hazardous to your health.

What fun is there in that? Where's the learning? I guess I've liked to tickle tigers my whole life. But not every tiger and not every day.