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Thread: Shit that annoys you
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09-05-2013, 09:11 PM #751
yo sprocket rockets ...
if your gunna ride on someones wheel,
don't cross it.
fark I've seen some epic crashes by amitures ...
thus I hang back a bit.
people tell me to get on the wheel, but I aint no pro and aint gunna risk a crash!
fark being 3 inches off buddies wheelWe, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...
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09-05-2013, 09:13 PM #752
Doors that would normally be easy to push open, but are not because of handicap automation.
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09-05-2013, 09:18 PM #753
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09-05-2013, 09:21 PM #754
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09-05-2013, 10:25 PM #755
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09-06-2013, 03:56 AM #756
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09-06-2013, 09:07 AM #757
Buying a new PC and finding out that the manufacturer has loaded it with a bunch of shit that pops a window up every 5 minutes. Norton antivirus is the worst, I thought it was supposed to prevent all the annoying popups?
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09-06-2013, 09:47 AM #758Banned
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09-06-2013, 11:41 AM #759
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09-06-2013, 12:04 PM #760
It's been said before but I'll say it again.
VERTICAL VIDEO SUCKS! Hold your fucking iPhone sideways, goddammit!
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09-06-2013, 01:51 PM #761
The little hard bit that forms in the tooth paste, apparently no one at colgate gives a fuck about their job.
When the dishes in the sink get piled over the sponge, I just throw it the garbage and start over.
People parking in front of my house. Public street? Yes, I don't care park somewhere else.
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09-06-2013, 04:10 PM #762
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09-06-2013, 04:15 PM #763spook Guest
oh i was told the crusty bit was from bacteria in your water that contacts the tube opening when you put your toothpaste on your brush. said bacteria then start eating and shitting their way into the tube, the latter of which forms the crusty bit.
you should never use the toothpaste within an inch of the crusty bit.
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09-06-2013, 04:20 PM #764
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09-06-2013, 04:49 PM #765
People who say or type wallah.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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09-06-2013, 05:07 PM #766
Similarly, my friend who taught ski school had a great line when separating a large group into smaller groups based on their ability. As he would watch them ski towards him he would yell at them where to stop... either "Above Me" or "Below Me"... but "Below Me" always came out as "BLOW ME" if it was a hot female.
Annoyingly juvenile indeed.
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09-06-2013, 05:42 PM #767
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09-06-2013, 05:45 PM #768
people that don't know how to spell voila.
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09-06-2013, 06:29 PM #769
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09-06-2013, 06:43 PM #770
Heh. I was going to respond with the same thing.
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09-06-2013, 06:56 PM #771
I actually think tipp was fucking with us, at last I hope so.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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09-06-2013, 07:47 PM #772
Viola is what your sister played in grade school
Voila is what she said when she showed me her tits
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09-06-2013, 07:55 PM #773
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09-06-2013, 07:57 PM #774Registered User
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It's violin you fucking tards
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
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09-06-2013, 08:11 PM #775
Fuck that... Let em run free. Darwinism at its finest.
My son played tee ball with a girl that was absolutely, 100% brain dead. She never talked, dead stare, couldn't get her to do anything like bat or even stand in the field. She would wander off the field into the parking lot at least twice a game/practice... Just walk off the infield in the middle of the game. Her mother, father, brother, AND sister were all exactly the same. After a couple weeks of this no one would even flinch when she'd wander off. We all just let her go. I was actually praying someone would mow her down. Yeah, I'm a dick... But all the moms and sweet little grandmas didn't give a fuck about her either after figuring out what we were dealing with.
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