Shit that annoys you

[booner]

I bet she feels stupid Booner.

She sent the vid to my wife and I and asked if we had anything to say

[Thaleia]

Nice work... Tubby.

Appreciated!

[~mikey b]

That's some bullshit right there. I don't like Christmas either, but at least I recognize to some it's a magical time of year. Shit, I put up lights and everything, strictly for the sake of others.

https://youtu.be/_NYFq7ZJg4c

[skaredshtles]

She sent the vid to my wife and I and asked if we had anything to say

"All looks pretty accurate, kid."

[Dantheman]

Fuck this MAGA cult shit... how does one get involved with a psychedelic mushroom cult?

Asking for a friend.

1. Locate Amanita muscaria mushrooms. Typically found in northern climes at the base of conifer trees in late summer through early winter.
2. Feed mushrooms to your reindeer.
3. Drink reindeer urine, trip yer face off (which may or may not be a very unpleasant experience).
4. Spread the gospel.

[skaredshtles]

1. Locate Amanita muscaria mushrooms. Typically found in northern climes at the base of conifer trees in late summer through early winter.
2. Feed mushrooms to your reindeer.
3. Drink reindeer urine, trip yer face off (which may or may not be a very unpleasant experience).
4. Spread the gospel.

Sounds complicated. I guess I'll just stick to weed.

[muted reborn]

"All looks pretty accurate, kid."

"God also isn't real while we are on the subject honey."

[~mikey b]

there’s that

[The AD]

Because it's a version of mansplaining. . And most women I see on the trail are either hauling ass way too fast to tie ribbons, or too busy chattering with each other to do it. How's that for stereotyping?

There is some truth to this stereotype. When I hike it seems to be primarily women on the trail and when there's a group they always seem to be talking non-stop.

[riser4]

I am evil Santa. How may I help? Seriously, I have a huge white beard, white hair, glasses, a big ol belly, and a bad attitude. A friend of ours refers to me as Bastard Santa.

[BC.]

Really? Things are getting out of hand. The daily graphic detail of bodily functions in TV and Internet ads is kinda gross. Normalizing is fine. People shouldn't feel stigmatized about these things but do we really need to have it discussed constantly?

/rant

I keep seeing the same commercial over/over for cleaning crotch rot…..it is a lady visually describing how to use the product to clean her crotch…lol.

The one that annoys me the most is the women pooping commercial……we/I really don’t need to see some old bird sitting on a toilet telling us how much she likes to poop.

You seeing these too out in WA?

[old goat]

My daughter that just turned 10 learned that Santa isn't real today

What!!??

I am evil Santa. How may I help? Seriously, I have a huge white beard, white hair, glasses, a big ol belly, and a bad attitude. A friend of ours refers to me as Bastard Santa.

Bad Santa is the greatest movie of all time, ahead of Schindler's List.

[J. Barron DeJong]

What!!??


Bad Santa is the greatest movie of all time, ahead of Schindler's List.

My daughter’s 10 also, and very smart. As far as we know she still believes in Santa, but there’s a very good chance she’s just fucking with us…

And Bad Santa is fantastic.

[skaredshtles]

I keep seeing the same commercial over/over for cleaning crotch rot…..it is a lady visually describing how to use the product to clean her crotch…lol.

The one that annoys me the most is the women pooping commercial……we/I really don’t need to see some old bird sitting on a toilet telling us how much she likes to poop.

You seeing these too out in WA?

I'm just amazed that anyone in this day and age is watching commercials. Where do you see these things?

[The AD]

She sent the vid to my wife and I and asked if we had anything to say

And you said "I guess we won't need to be buying anymore presents from 'Santa,' huh?"

[KQ]

I keep seeing the same commercial over/over for cleaning crotch rot…..it is a lady visually describing how to use the product to clean her crotch…lol.

The one that annoys me the most is the women pooping commercial……we/I really don’t need to see some old bird sitting on a toilet telling us how much she likes to poop.

You seeing these too out in WA?

Yeah I see the poop commercial and the ones for bloody fibroids. They like to run them during the dinner hour.

I'm just amazed that anyone in this day and age is watching commercials. Where do you see these things?

Uhhhhh, on the TV?

[skaredshtles]

Uhhhhh, on the TV?

Ahhh...

OK, Boomer.

[The AD]

Pretty much anything you get for free is going to make you sit through commercials, and I'm too cheap to pay for anything beyond Netflix and Amazon Prime.

[old goat]

I can't remember the last time I watched a cable show in real time, except for PBS. That includes the super bowl.

[KQ]

Ahhh...

OK, Boomer.

Yeah and I've still got a landline too. It's great for when the power goes out which it does often plus I don't get great cell reception in the house.

[BCMtnHound]

Yeah and I've still got a landline too. It's great for when the power goes out which it does often plus I don't get great cell reception in the house.

Heh. A landline coupled with a line-powered phone makes sense when you live in the boonies. Still have 2 such devices in my house.
Cable and being forced to watch commercials on the other hand, that’s just masochistic.

[liv2ski]

What annoys me is I have a great vet who does not do dental work and frankly her dental team is FOS. I may need to find a new vet that can do the cleanings too. Ya, first world problems.

[riser4]

Having a dog with stank breath.

[jono]

A friend of ours refers to me as Bastard Santa.

sigworthy humblebrag

[PB]

Having a dog with stank breath.

Do you brush their teeth daily? I was a non-believer, until the love of my life came along, who has yucky molars and it turns out she loves the flavor of C.E.T enzymatic toothpaste and begs me to brush her teeth. She gets mopey if I don't brush her teeth now, and teeth/breath are spectacular.