Mysterious death of entire family while hiking

**ötzi** · 10-02-2021, 09:45 AM

Smells like the KGB to me.

**m2711c** · 10-02-2021, 10:13 AM

what does the KGB smell like?

**::: :::** · 10-02-2021, 10:14 AM

Trump covid cure: bleach?

**skuff** · 10-02-2021, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by m2711c

what does the KGB smell like?

vodka, probably

**ötzi** · 10-02-2021, 11:11 AM

Yeah, probably vodka. And crappy cigarettes, with a soupçon of despair.

**The AD** · 10-02-2021, 11:35 AM

And a little borscht.

**singlecross** · 10-02-2021, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by m2711c

what does the KGB smell like?

The smell is unmistakable… especially when KGB = Killer Green Bud. Like the fruit of the Gods.

**ZomblibulaX** · 10-21-2021, 10:10 AM

Mariposa SD announcing cause of death at 2pm today:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...st/6116267001/

**mcski** · 10-21-2021, 10:40 AM

Just came here to post that and reminder to place your final wagers

**From_the_NEK** · 10-21-2021, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by mcski

Just came here to post that and reminder to place your final wagers

I'm putting down $0.05 on meteorite/comet debris that off gassed something that took them all out. Alien hit job.

**Vt-Freeheel** · 10-21-2021, 11:44 AM

Still going with murder suicide, not sure which partner. Maybe some sort of jellyfish toxin.

**AK47bp** · 10-21-2021, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

Still going with murder suicide, not sure which partner. Maybe some sort of jellyfish toxin.

Fentanyl laced water bottles maybe.

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**SumJongGuy** · 10-21-2021, 12:52 PM

Jewish Space Lasers..

**californiagrown** · 10-21-2021, 12:55 PM

Saw a bear cub so cute that "they could just die"... and did.

**Woolly the Mammoth** · 10-21-2021, 01:10 PM

Brian Laundrie did it, Gabby found out so then he killed her too.

**From_the_NEK** · 10-21-2021, 01:12 PM

Trampled by CRISPR grown Woolly Mammoths is 5th on my list

**Meathelmet** · 10-21-2021, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by From_the_NEK

Trampled by CRISPR grown Woolly Mammoths is 5th on my list

Trampled to death with their tiny, tiny Wooly Mammoth feet, leaving no visible traces?

Sounds more plausible than the algae poisoning, I have to admit.

**paulster2626** · 10-21-2021, 02:19 PM

Supernatural.

The suspense is killing me.

**SumJongGuy** · 10-21-2021, 02:39 PM

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**Falcon3** · 10-21-2021, 02:52 PM

I’m also going with aliens. I hope they contract Dog to bring them in.

**JayPowHound** · 10-21-2021, 03:10 PM

Seeing 1 story that says hypothermia. Is that legit? what time is the press conference??

**BmillsSkier** · 10-21-2021, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by SumJongGuy

Not outside the realm of possibility

**MarcusBrody** · 10-21-2021, 03:17 PM

Heat exhaustion?

That's weird to me. I understand that they've investigated many possible causes, but how do you have 3 people and a dog die in close proximity of heat exhaustion with water in their bottles?

**californiagrown** · 10-21-2021, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by JayPowHound

Seeing 1 story that says hypothermia. Is that legit? what time is the press conference??

HYPERthermia. the opposite of HYPOthermia.

wasnt it not really that hot (upper 90s in that area is fairly average for summer)? And how did all of them die at basically the exact same time in the same spot, only a mile or two from the trailhead? And weren't their water bottles not empty? And the dog died there too? did an alien heatray get them all?