Maybe we could all get Emotional Support Snakes and book a flight!
Of course, they are Emotional Support Snakes, so we could download a canned statement from the internet, declaring that they not be kept in kennels or cages.
They've never attacked or bitten anyone so far, so why would we have any reason to worry about them misbehaving on a plane?
What's more, snakes don't have fur, and less people are likely to be allergic to them.
In fact, I'd argue that Emotional Support Snakes are superior to Emotional Support Dogs, or any other species of Emotional Support Animal...except for my Emotional Support Cassowary, of course.
Emotional Support Snakes on a Motha Fuckin Plane!
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