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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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10-21-2021, 02:37 PM #2301
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10-21-2021, 04:20 PM #2303I drink it up
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10-21-2021, 07:25 PM #2306Registered User
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Sitting in a bar and guy says "New Zealand, that's in the Europe's right" holy fucking shit..
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10-21-2021, 07:41 PM #2307Registered User
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Football announcers wearing suits and ties. I never really gave it a second thought but WTF is that about?
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10-23-2021, 09:27 AM #2308
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10-23-2021, 09:28 AM #2309
Havanese owners
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10-23-2021, 09:33 AM #2310Banned
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Is that dog wearing a diaper?
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10-23-2021, 09:35 AM #2311
Yes, unfortunately he is.
Like I said.. he's almost 15.
Got him for the wife while we postponed kids (oldest is 11). Never thought he would last this long, but he's a good pup. Just having trouble with bladder control at his age.
Still clearly very interested in crumbs left over in lunchboxes that get left out on the floor.
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10-23-2021, 07:09 PM #2312
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10-24-2021, 05:52 PM #2313
I got a text from Sac County emergency services to take shelter before 2P because of heavy rain. Puzzled me at first until I realized it was meant for homeless people. Not that amusing I guess.
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10-25-2021, 08:07 AM #2314
The annoyance of this is outweighed by the amusement. Latest tele-scammer had animals making noise in the background. I definitely heard some kind of rooster. He still got the hang up treatment. However, I am amused by the brazenness mixed with sheer stupidity. Ya, I know, I can check my privilege at the door. I didn't have time to talk to him and mess with him.
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10-25-2021, 09:09 AM #2315I drink it up
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Things That Amuse You
That’s fun. Somehow they have me on the Medicare call list…. What’s amusing/annoying is that they have my DOB, which makes it trickier to keep them on the phone. I kept one guy on the phone for almost five minutes before he confirmed my DOB against his records and saw that I was 40.
Him - “I know that you are only 40 years old. I see it right here, Mr. (my full name) who lives in (city I live in). You aren’t even eligible.”
Me - “No shit! If you know all that why are we even talking?”
Him - “You think you’re funny? Just a joke?”
Me - “You called ME, motherfucker!”
He told me to fuck my mother and something something something in a different language and hung up.
Hadn’t laughed that hard in a while.Last edited by Mustonen; 10-25-2021 at 09:35 AM.
focus.
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10-25-2021, 08:39 PM #2316man of ice
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w t f
Just saw this commercial on TV.
I wonder what's up with the head wound.
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10-25-2021, 08:53 PM #2317
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10-26-2021, 11:05 AM #2318Registered User
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Yesterday, I interviewed for some laid back p/t seasonal work. It was at the end of the work day for me and my mind was pretty fried, but the job sounds fun. A few minutes in the interviewer remembers who referred me and offers me the job. I accept. No further details discussed...From there we start to BS a little...Talking about housing shortages, uncertainties about the season etc., etc. But, the connection was bad, couldn't hear him too well. I get a few questions in, then I hear "OK, good talking to you." It now sounds like the interviews over. That caught me off guard so I reply "OK, yeah, great to talk to you. Thanks again, Bye." I know some folks who've been doing the job for years, so I already decided I'd accept an offer, but still!
I hang up, look over at my wife who is sitting there with a smirk on her face. "So, when do you start?", "What is the pay?", "Do you have a uniform?", "What are the hours?", "What is the job actually?" So on and so forth. From what she could hear the conversation sounded like Beavis and Butthead, as she put it.
Anyways...Got the job. Got my paperwork in. And I'm stoked on the new gig.Last edited by O.C.; 10-26-2021 at 12:52 PM.
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10-26-2021, 06:39 PM #2319
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10-26-2021, 06:56 PM #2320
$250 for anal? Wow, prices have gone up.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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10-26-2021, 07:16 PM #2321
what do you usually charge?
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10-26-2021, 08:34 PM #2322man of ice
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and boom goes the dynamite.
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10-27-2021, 03:14 PM #2323
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10-27-2021, 06:11 PM #2324Registered User
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Not patient enough to watch the whole thing - was he a grease stain on the pavement by the end?
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10-27-2021, 06:20 PM #2325
I think he won them over. In fact, it sounds like the cowboy hat had a crush.
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