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04-08-2020, 09:06 AM #351
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not bad. I don't think I can pull off the scissors without putting an eye out, so I'm planning the redneck monolength buzzcut later this week. Anyone know a good online source for wifebeaters? I could use a 3 pack to go with the haircut.
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04-08-2020, 09:19 AM #352
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AKA the Guinea Tee. Originally Posted by Mr. Mike
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04-08-2020, 09:22 AM #353
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Wait till you run out of toilet paper, then start hacking the sleeves off your t shirts.
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04-08-2020, 09:30 AM #354
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Hopefully the link works.....Something to brighten your day in dark times.
https://hes32-ctp.trendmicro.com/wis...b61f523a2b9f96What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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04-08-2020, 09:40 AM #355
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Holy shit seano that’s awesome
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04-08-2020, 09:49 AM #356
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Thanks! Mrs. Seano sent it to me, and I'm still laughing my ass off.....Pure gold. Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy
Holy shit seano that’s awesomeWhat we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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04-08-2020, 01:08 PM #357
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04-10-2020, 12:34 PM #358
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“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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04-10-2020, 12:39 PM #359
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Coronavirus complaint/commiseration thread.
I watch my wife make toast, finish the toast and put the “dirty” plate on the counter. A few crumbs of toast on it. Originally Posted by KQ
An hour later she gets a totally new plate to microwave a burrito and puts the dirty plate next to the “dirty” toast plate.
Why are you doing it that way? Just use the same plate and save some dishes.
This is why when I come home from work usually the counter is littered with used plates.
Fuck this work from home or I’ll be in the Tammy thread soon.
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04-10-2020, 12:47 PM #360
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Today makes a month we've had houseguests. Sure 2 of them are my own kids. Doesn't matter at this point.
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04-10-2020, 01:17 PM #361
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2 of them? How many are there?
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04-10-2020, 01:33 PM #362
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He's probably lost count of them in that enormous mansion of his. Originally Posted by Danno
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04-10-2020, 01:52 PM #363
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04-10-2020, 03:53 PM #364
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Ha. 3 "guests". 2 are my kids, one is my daughter's boyfriend. Originally Posted by Danno
We're lucky, I shouldn't have whined, some little irritating shit had just happened when I did.
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04-10-2020, 05:25 PM #365
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Jesus. I hope you have a safe for your drugs. Originally Posted by iceman
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04-11-2020, 07:41 AM #366
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Don't put up with useless eaters. Originally Posted by iceman
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04-11-2020, 07:57 AM #367
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04-11-2020, 09:32 AM #368
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A Mindy huh... yikes
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04-11-2020, 10:17 AM #369
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I wonder what name Mindy's a nickname for.
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04-11-2020, 12:15 PM #370
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Mindy can be a short name for Miranda, Minerva, Jasmin, Melinda, Amanda and a few others or it could just be a given name. I have a friend whose goes by Dan. His given name is Danny not Daniel as you would expect. Originally Posted by iceman
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04-11-2020, 12:16 PM #371
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We had that exact configuration for the first week of lockdown. Then the boyfriend was drafted back to his previous hospital operations job and was promptly evicted from our house. That started a cascade of events that led to daughter and boyfriend shacking up, as of yesterday. Originally Posted by iceman
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04-11-2020, 12:20 PM #372
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Walmart CEO says we're in the 'hair color' phase of panic buying Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy
“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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04-11-2020, 12:22 PM #373
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We haven't let the 17 yo see his 16 yo girlfriend in weeks. But then he reported yesterday his girlfriend's older sister got to have her boyfriend over to their house and he has a bunch of brothers and sisters. My stepsons girlfriends mom is cray cray as well. We thought we were on the same page with her on this until yesterday.
How long we can keep this up is anyone's guess. If I was my stepson I would have figured out a way to see my girlfriend.
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04-11-2020, 12:37 PM #374
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the Alpenhornman on mainstreet wearing a mask and practising social distancing,
Usually alterations to the statue get removed pretty quick but Alpenhorn man has been like this for awhile
pre legalization on 4/20 buddy would be sporting dreads and his horn would be full of the herb
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04-11-2020, 12:37 PM #375
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“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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