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Thread: PSA: You drive like an asshole!!
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01-17-2020, 03:51 PM #626
I'nm a big Bette Davis fan--young BS, as in Jezebel, not Baby Jane.
Sorry, I have no interest in ski celebrities and I had no idea that Land Rover is a USST sponsor. Isn't it a British company? I normally don't notice the car make and model in car ads either, but I paid attention because the ad was so ridiculous. So I guess if it got me to pay attention it was a good ad.
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01-17-2020, 04:02 PM #627"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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01-17-2020, 04:50 PM #628
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01-17-2020, 04:56 PM #629
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01-17-2020, 05:07 PM #630
Know a dude that pulls ppl out of cars when he's angry. Yeah don't do that. Slow down and take is easy.
Also don't live around many ppl.
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01-17-2020, 05:16 PM #631Funky But Chic
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Nobody drives "like" an asshole. You're either an asshole or you're not. If you drive like an asshole you're an asshole.
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01-17-2020, 05:21 PM #632
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01-17-2020, 05:27 PM #633
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01-17-2020, 05:47 PM #634
what MTM said.
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01-17-2020, 05:59 PM #635
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01-17-2020, 06:03 PM #636
Dateline Seattle: Father of two, army vet guy in a big lifted trucks gets pissed at someone in heavy rush hour traffic on a two lane road, passes in the wrong lane to catch up with them, blocks traffic, gets out waving a gun at his nemesis. An onlooker in another car, also armed, comes to the rescue and ends up killing the guy. Deceased's family says his reported behavior is 'not that of the man they knew'.
All kinds of good reasons not to drive like an asshole.
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01-17-2020, 07:12 PM #637
I'm quite amused that you guys seem actually offended that I didn't recognize her, although I do know who she is and how good she is.
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark;5866696 "it's just a little funny that as a male, you have no idea who one of the most famous (and hottest) women in the world is."
(FWIW I do recognize Tamara McKinney when I see her skiing around here, because I see her picture in her real estate ads.)
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01-17-2020, 07:24 PM #638
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01-17-2020, 08:25 PM #639Registered User
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01-17-2020, 08:26 PM #640
I drove like an asshole today. 20 mph town wet road. I pulled out of a gas station 50' in front of a car that I saw coming and thought I was good. Another quick right into the supermarket, park and the geezer pulled up beside me. He growled something so I shrugged and walked into the mart. I'm taking to the young stock girl at the front end and the guy comes up mumbling something. I ask Did I make you hit the brakes and he says yeah. So I put my hand on his shoulder and said I try not to do it but I guess I puled out with my head up my ass. He laughed.
A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.
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01-17-2020, 08:42 PM #641
Geez, how old was this guy if you’re calling him a geezer?
I still call it The Jake.
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01-17-2020, 08:49 PM #642
About my age, or maybe 80. Hard to tell.
A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.
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01-17-2020, 09:33 PM #643
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01-17-2020, 09:42 PM #644
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01-17-2020, 09:55 PM #645Registered User
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3.5 hrs on 70 in W KS; merge onto 25 and immediately the dumfuk driver quotient is through the roof. I blame legal pot and some other intangible (I-25 asshole driver vortex???!)...
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01-17-2020, 10:26 PM #646"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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01-17-2020, 10:29 PM #647Registered User
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Think he's talking about MTM's FIFY quote.
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01-17-2020, 10:30 PM #648
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01-17-2020, 10:56 PM #649
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02-05-2020, 07:18 PM #650Good-lookin' wool
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