Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[Timberridge]

Whilst skiing at a mountain which someone here was once stuck at, I saw some guy take his rental skis into the bathroom stall with him.

[babybear]

Whilst skiing at a mountain which someone here was once stuck at, I saw some guy take his rental skis into the bathroom stall with him.

whilst?
are you just some euro alias?

also fwiw I wd be on team heckle the gapers skinning up (badly too it sounds)
I skin all the time so have nothing against it, but being a gaper is being a gaper. you don't get a pass for the activity

[Meadow Skipper]

Gaper skinners > snarky dentists on chairlifts

[Timberridge]

whilst?
are you just some euro alias?

Pray tell Ms. Bear, you've never been to the particular ski area mentioned, the former stomping grounds of the erstwhile gentleman we colloquially know as Stucky?

[gramboh]

Whilst skiing at a mountain which someone here was once stuck at, I saw some guy take his rental skis into the bathroom stall with him.

hahahha, gaper gold.

[MakersTeleMark]

Whilst skiing at a mountain which someone here was once stuck at, I saw some guy take his rental skis into the bathroom stall with him.

On his feet?

[~mikey b]

Things are kids. Children. Rug rats. Porch monkeys. Little bastards that pile up and get in the way of the lift maze.

[morphintoskittle]

Between yesterday and today, I have seen the full spectrum of gaper-tourist-debauchery. The best one I have ever heard though has got to be, "Are the entrances to the ski lodges very big?" Turned out this person thought that you walked around the lodge with your skis on, and only clicked out of the bindings when you get back your car.

It only gets worse

[old goat]

On his feet?

(page iii "Squallywood")

[toast2266]

Things are kids. Children. Rug rats. Porch monkeys. Little bastards that pile up and get in the way of the lift maze.

Pretty sure that's not the normal usage of porch monkey. Might want to be careful where you're throwing that phrase around.

[~mikey b]

Duly noted Cletus.

I’m not always in the know. But I know about the gas93.

[PNW_Skier206]

Pretty sure that's not the normal usage of porch monkey. Might want to be careful where you're throwing that phrase around.

Well considering this is a ski forum he is probably safe due to skiing demographics but definitely not the proper use or something you want to throw around


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[jonesy]

Well considering this is a ski forum he is probably safe due to skiing demographics but definitely not the proper use or something you want to throw around


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Yeah I've heard that term down south.

[irratator]

Whilst skiing at a mountain which someone here was once stuck at, I saw some guy take his rental skis into the bathroom stall with him.

U a EuroDentist?

[old goat]

I understand splitting skis in the racks as a theft deterrent. I don't understand putting them in nearly empty adjacent racks facing each other. Does this guy understand why you split up your skis?



(The blue K2 in the left foreground and the green base K2 middle left in front of the snowboard)
I was telling a guy on the lift about this. He had once had his skis split up and had one stolen. He found it in the parking lot along with someone else's stolen ski. The thief dumped them when he realized he's stolen 2 different skis.

[El Chupacabra]

(page iii "Squallywood")

Let's see if he'll jump in on this thread and claim that immortal picture...

[NorCalNomad]

I understand splitting skis in the racks as a theft deterrent. I don't understand putting them in nearly empty adjacent racks facing each other. Does this guy understand why you split up your skis?



(The blue K2 in the left foreground and the green base K2 middle left in front of the snowboard)
I was telling a guy on the lift about this. He had once had his skis split up and had one stolen. He found it in the parking lot along with someone else's stolen ski. The thief dumped them when he realized he's stolen 2 different skis.

You know that might just be enough to make sure your skis aren't the ones stolen...

[gnarbro365]

The guy looking at you in the photo is great. Fits right in this thread.

[old goat]

The guy looking at you in the photo is great. Fits right in this thread.

Ha, I didn't notice him. He belongs to the snowboard on the left. I waited for him to walk away. Poor guy must have thought I was taking a picture of him. Guy, if you're reading--sorry.

[pipedream]

Yeah I've heard that term down south.

You mean like Medford?

[jonesy]

You mean like Medford?

Nah. Coon Ass County.

[~mikey b]

When you work at a ski area you know that parking lot snow is suspect. I was just watching a big white trash family playing in the snow. One of the kids picked up a big hidden dog bomb and smeared it on his brother’s face. Hilarity ensued.

[PNW_Skier206]

I understand splitting skis in the racks as a theft deterrent. I don't understand putting them in nearly empty adjacent racks facing each other. Does this guy understand why you split up your skis?



(The blue K2 in the left foreground and the green base K2 middle left in front of the snowboard)
I was telling a guy on the lift about this. He had once had his skis split up and had one stolen. He found it in the parking lot along with someone else's stolen ski. The thief dumped them when he realized he's stolen 2 different skis.

I don’t think anyone is stealing those skis anyways...


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[old goat]

I don’t think anyone is stealing those skis anyways...


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That's generally the case with the skis that people split or lock up.

[PNW_Skier206]

That's generally the case with the skis that people split or lock up.

Yeah I get that but I don’t think a lot of old K2s with demo bindings are getting stolen


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