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  1. #576
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Pass included and I will quit my job and work yours
    Come on out! I'll throw in weekly hooker and an 8 ball just for good measure.
    "The idea wasnt for me, that I would be the only one that would ever do this. My idea was that everybody should be doing this. At the time nobody was, but this was something thats too much fun to pass up." -Briggs
    Quote Originally Posted by LeeLau View Post
    Wear your climbing harness. Attach a big anodized locker to your belay loop so its in prime position to hit your nuts. Double russian Ti icescrews on your side loops positioned for maximal anal rape when you sit down. Then everyone will know your radness
    More stoke, less shit.

  2. #577
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    ill fuck the hooker but imma trade the ball for food and a nice steed to ride to the hill

    from some of the dirtbags ive seen out there, something tells me a ball doesnt go too far in teton county


    whoa...viagra is key in jackson apparently

    http://www.jacksonholearttours.com/A...a-and-cocaine/
    Last edited by digitaldeath; 09-14-2016 at 05:46 PM.
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  3. #578
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    ill fuck the hooker but imma trade the ball for food and a nice steed to ride to the hill

    from some of the dirtbags ive seen out there, something tells me a ball doesnt go too far in teton county


    whoa...viagra is key in jackson apparently

    http://www.jacksonholearttours.com/A...a-and-cocaine/
    no shortage of business in town that have been hacked.. Quick Google search for jackson hole viagra cialis, returns some hacked sites...

    snowking.com
    thesnowjunkies.com
    http://snowbrains.com/jackson-hole-b...day-june-15th/ - these dudes are really fucked, shame they sent me traffic from time to time..

    Sad part is this hack is hard as hell to find and a pain in the ass to fix.
    First place the hack is usually found is Webmaster Tools,

    If you run a website or blog, go change your password now. To something strong aka here - https://identitysafe.norton.com/password-generator

    enough geeking out for now

  4. #579
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    That's good intel maggot
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  5. #580
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    we can add the following to the hacked and most likely don't know it list:
    lexingtonhoteljacksonhole.com
    www.jacksonholewy.com - central reservations...
    www.heliskijackson.com - I volunteer my services for tach time!!! surely a mag can hook that up

  6. #581
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Aaron_ View Post
    Any Jackson mags interested in climbing this month? Sport climbing to long alpine routes. My normal partners are mostly busy or gone already.
    What climbs u have in mind? I haven't done much in a few years, but was once an avid climber.

  7. #582
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    Looking to get a preseason tune. Any shops recommended in Jackson?

  8. #583
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    Jackson Hole Roll Call 15/16!

    ^^^ PM Benny Profane, he is a local.
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

  9. #584
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    ^^ yup Pm Benny he will hook it up
    Decisions Decisions

  10. #585
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    Hahaha
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  11. #586
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    Quote Originally Posted by zpooch View Post
    Looking to get a preseason tune. Any shops recommended in Jackson?
    I doubt any shops have changed over from summer mode so you probably have to wait a few weeks to get a tune at any shop.
    If you're looking for an edge and wax I can do that for you for a nice sixer. If you need a grind Hoback is usually where I go.
    "College sailing isn't about who wins the most races, its about who can stand in the morning"

  12. #587
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    So lots of expansion at Snow King: http://snowkingmountain.com/mountain/master-plan/
    Zip line, summit observatory, gondola. Who bought it?
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

  13. #588
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    Here's an article about the new owners and some of the plans.

    http://planetjh.com/2016/09/20/featu...hail-the-king/
    "College sailing isn't about who wins the most races, its about who can stand in the morning"

  14. #589
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    Thanks.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

  15. #590
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    Anyone ski over at targhee today? How was it?

  16. #591
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    Snotel showing 24" of high density snow, probably pretty good.

  17. #592
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    People were touring yesterday by 10am a good 10-20 cars in the lot. 21" in the past 48 hours.

    Lots of 22 plates Dogs are stoked! Trap bar is open Sunday and 4 packs are on sale.

    Funny as the photo above could be the best day of the season everywhere else...

  18. #593
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    I'm looking for a Blackfoot chair. Wasn't able to be there at the sale. Anyone holding more than they need? All leads most appreciated...

    Stoked on the recent snows...let's see more reports!

  19. #594
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    Local news source Buckrail reports that JHMR is reporting snowiest Oct in 16 seasons! Hurray!

    When I arrived in JH in '91 people had been skiing Teton Pass since before Halloween.
    Ski Shop - Basement of the Hostel



    Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

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  20. #595
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiing-in-jackson View Post
    Local news source Buckrail reports that JHMR is reporting snowiest Oct in 16 seasons! Hurray!
    best early snow in 16 seasons you say? you mean 2000-2001?

    oh yeah, I remember that one. that was a good season. killer, in fact.

    Hurray!

    http://www.jhavalanche.org/areaFatalities

    12/01/2000 Joel Roof 28 Glory Bowl, Teton Range Backcountry Snowboarder
    12/09/2000 Johathan Beall 29 Titmouse Ridge, Teton Pass Backcountry Skier
    12/25/2000 Sara Campbell 26 South Badger Creek Backcountry Skier

    Roof:
    SNOWPACK: Overall, there was shallow snowpack with a good amount of variation in snow depth and strength. The avalanche bed surface was a crust layer from the early part of November (there is also a crust from latter October, which in some areas the avalanche may have scoured down to). The crust?s hardness varied with snow depth (shallower areas having weaker crusts). The failure layer was a layer of variable thickness that was composed of 2-4mm depth hoar. The size of the depth hoar varied with total snow depth (deeper areas having smaller grains), but the facets were well developed and striations were easily visible. Some locations had thin slabs of 1 finger hardness, but the majority of the overlying snow was fist and four finger hardness facets, graupel, and decomposing/fragmenting snow grains. I did not observe any surface hoar in any of the pits that I dug. Crown depths varied from 20cm to 70cm(8-28?), and the average crown depth was 40cm (16?). Snow depth in the upper starting zone varied from 80-130cm (31-51?).
    Campbell;
    Unfortunately while we were at the scene, the area was still threatened by other avalanches. A warm-up was causing sloughs to run nearby so we concentrated on getting ourselves and the victim out of the area as fast as possible. I was unable to visit the starting zone of the slide. Interviewing one of the party members, observations at the scene and other activity this season, it appeared that the bed surface was the crust still remaining from our dense (rain crust likely involved at these altitudes) mid October snowfall. That layer was overlain by several alternating layers of surface hoar and light density snow and has been responsible for numerous big slides and the two prior fatalities in the area. The vertical fall of the slide was approxiamately 1400 feet. (7800ft to 9200ft) 18-24 inch crown. The bed surface was rock in some places so the slide may have dug through the October layer once it gained a little momentum.


    bet Comey and Rheam aren't the ones urging the PR douches to push it on Facebook.


    getting late, but personally I'm still hoping every last flake melts.

  21. #596
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    rain, rain, rain

    Raymer & Bowl snotel sitting at 35 degrees

    more and more brown showing on the upper webcams

    bring it.

  22. #597
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    Long time lurker here. Have a rental opportunity at the base of the pass on the Idaho side. A buddy ran into green card issues and had to change his plans for the winter.

    2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath. $1000/month for mags or friends of. That includes propane, electric, plenty of firewood and internet so you can post sic pics with how close to the goods you will be!! Available for 5 or 6 months starting 12/1. Email dhays208 at gmail dot com for more info/questions. Thanks and think snow!! Dan

  23. #598
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    Overnight storm put 4 inches in the backyard today, and about 8 inches on the pass via my observations in Glory Bowl. Lots of shrubs and rock, so broccoli salad is all I saw today.


  24. #599
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  25. #600
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    saw that. dang
    when are we going to start the new season thread?
    tag yer it
    skid luxury

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