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    Tram Face Video: Squaw Valley, USA



    OK - Here you go, enjoy!!

    Just before dawn this morning, two skiers and a snowboarder descended Sylvester’s Slot off Tram Face in Squaw Valley, USA. UnofficialSquaw’s corespondent Double McGuffin was up early “walking his dog” when he saw three people making their way over to the hanging snowfield skiers right of Tram Chute. He was able to grab his video camera and caught the whole thing on tape.



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    Rad, bring it on!

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    note: The identity of the skiers and rider is still unknown.

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    That's got to be the slowest poach I have ever seen. JH Trollers would have popped the them before the third guy made his 1st turn in the days of the JHAF/JH Patrol. I would call it Slow(skied slow, but also one at a time which is correct), Loud( because the guy walking his dog had his tripod so it was probably not chance), Close(since it is is in your face) instead of the swift, silent, deep of JH poaching. It is a sick line though. It needs to get hit. Lines like that are meant for skiing, not looking at. Nice work.
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    sick, but like tgr420 said, kind of embarrassing

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    Quote Originally Posted by TGR420 View Post
    Loud( because the guy walking his dog had his tripod so it was probably not chance)
    According to McGuffin, who lives under Tram Face and is always up way too early. "I knew that there was a good chance that someone was going to hit it since the comp did not go down so I had my camera and tripod ready." or something like that.

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    nice, but even the get away was slow.

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    Good on them for poaching it, but seriously that was pretty slow and lame. I know that face is pretty burls, but really man....
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    I would echo everyone above. Also, not to armchair quarterback, but from the vantage point it seemed to be sketchy backcountry protocol. Yes it got skied one at a time, but on the way down to the choke the snowboarder cuts above the skier, with both of them in the middle of the pitch. If a slide went, he just buried his buddy and possibly himself.

    Sick line though...

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    I liked it just fine. Good job, and thanks to Double McMuffin.

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    I enjoyed that. Thanks.
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    Could all of the above posters who are disappointed at the slowness please post vid of them skiing fall and die terrain in the almost dark early morning light? Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zion zig zag View Post
    Could all of the above posters who are disappointed at the slowness please post vid of them skiing fall and die terrain in the almost dark early morning light? Thanks.
    Ditto...
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    That is some very sick terrain to ski before dawn.
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    Fast or not that is a sick line. Props

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    That was pathetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zion zig zag View Post
    Could all of the above posters who are disappointed at the slowness please post vid of them skiing fall and die terrain in the almost dark early morning light? Thanks.
    No those lines are to the skier's left, not where those guys were.


    Hope those guys had fun and it's cool there was a camera to catch it.
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    "Up on a predawn walk with the dog i spotted what looked like three skiers on top of the hanging snow field. I suspected someone was going to ski tramface seeing as it is in perfect condition and Squaw didn't pull the trigger on the contest. As the sun quickly began to filter through the valley I booked it to my car, grabbed my camera, and posted up in the middle of the main parking lot. I was just in time and this is what i captured." ( date and time: 6:01 am 3/7/09 )

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    Cool poach none the less.

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    that was sick
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    Wonder what will happen if Nancy, aka The Black Widow, sees this video?
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    Would she know what she was seeing or do you figure she'll read it here?
    Nice job on the fix.

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    Did anyone else notice the SKULL in the rocks to lookers left in the video when they start descending the main slot?

    Kinda like the Misfits skull, but with bigger black eyes:


    (I had time to look around a bit while watching it....zzzziinnngg!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
    Did anyone else notice the SKULL in the rocks to lookers left in the video when they start descending the main slot?

    Kinda like the Misfits skull, but with bigger black eyes:


    (I had time to look around a bit while watching it....zzzziinnngg!)
    isn't he in tignes?

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