The most offensive joke thread

**TBS** · 02-14-2020, 06:11 PM

What’s the difference between a Tele chick and Sasquatch?

One is big, ugly, hairy, smells really bad and hangs out at treeline

The other is a mythical creature

**Core Shot** · 02-14-2020, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by Dhelihiker

What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?

A woman

Happy Valentine’s Day lonely losers

**Wrecked** · 02-14-2020, 10:03 PM

How do you make a dead baby float?

Root beer and 2 scoops of dead baby.

You know why hitler didn’t drink whiskey?

It made him mean

You know why he shot himself right?

He got his gas bill..

It’s cool ... I can joke about this stuff... my grandfather died at auschwitz..

Fell outta the guard tower...

**Viva** · 02-15-2020, 12:22 AM

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**Core Shot** · 01-18-2022, 09:23 PM

“I’m opposed to necrophiliac sex” he said in dead Ernest.

**Kenny Satch** · 09-17-2023, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by TBS

What’s the difference between a telemark chick and a hockey player?

Hockey player showers after three periods

This thread deserves a bump.

**ticketchecker** · 09-17-2023, 08:33 PM

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

I can’t jelly my cock up your ass

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**Kenny Satch** · 09-20-2023, 07:07 PM

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**TNKen** · 09-22-2023, 07:53 AM

Old man and old woman living in a nursing home. For the last 10 years after lunch, they would go to the TV room and she would hold his penis.

One day, she looked out, and there was another woman holding his penis. She approached, and said "I've been loyal and faithful to you for 10 years, I don't understand. What does she have that I don't?"

He replied "Parkinsons."