The most offensive joke thread

**schindlerpiste** · 09-16-2019, 07:47 AM

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**skizix** · 09-16-2019, 01:06 PM

How do you know your sister's on the rag?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

**ClockworkPomegranate** · 09-23-2019, 08:24 PM

What's the difference between a pimple and a priest?

A pimple waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.

**byates1** · 09-24-2019, 02:17 AM

damn

**byates1** · 09-24-2019, 02:20 AM

**ClockworkPomegranate** · 09-25-2019, 08:51 PM

A little kid is walking in the woods with a pedophile. As they get get deeper in the woods, the trees get thicker and thicker and it gets darker and darker. The kid turns to the pedophile, "gee mister, I'm scared." The pedophile says, "you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

**ClockworkPomegranate** · 09-26-2019, 10:41 PM

Too soon?

**ill-advised strategy** · 09-26-2019, 10:57 PM

Q: What’s the difference between a bmw and a pile of dead [insert racial slur]s

A: I don’t have a bmw in my garage.

**basinbeater** · 09-28-2019, 09:16 AM

What does a baby in a microwave smell like?
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I can't remember, I was too busy jerking off

sent from Utah.

**ill-advised strategy** · 09-28-2019, 09:52 AM

Thank you. I thought maybe I had taken it too far and destroyed the thread.

For the record, I found mine written on a truck stop bathroom wall in Wheeling WV. While horrifying, you have to admit it’s a clever little rhetorical trick.

**mcski** · 09-28-2019, 10:28 AM

I just LOLd in my coffee shop at Basins Microwave joke. Thx

**JongDoe** · 09-28-2019, 10:54 AM

I think even I am offended at some of these

**k2skier112** · 09-28-2019, 11:07 AM

What does a 14 year old and the fetus inside her have in common?

They both think their mom's gonna kill them..

**riser4** · 09-28-2019, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy

Q: What’s the difference between a bmw and a pile of dead [insert racial slur]s

A: I don’t have a bmw in my garage.

It also works if you say dead hookers.

**basinbeater** · 09-28-2019, 08:32 PM

Dead hookers lives matter? Oh wait...

sent from Utah.

**splat** · 09-28-2019, 10:46 PM

**basinbeater** · 09-29-2019, 07:25 AM

Creepy tgr dude, "Wanna play the rape game?"

Normal girl, "No..."

Tgr dude, "that's the idea"

sent from Utah.

**mrburns** · 02-14-2020, 02:12 PM

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Tell the alter boy to fart in her pussy

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**iceman** · 02-14-2020, 02:39 PM

umwut

**Elkhound Odin** · 02-14-2020, 02:41 PM

I suppose he could spit there as well

**Dhelihiker** · 02-14-2020, 04:31 PM

What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?

A woman

**TBS** · 02-14-2020, 04:57 PM

What’s the difference between a telemark chick and a hockey player?

Hockey player showers after three periods

**riser4** · 02-14-2020, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by TBS

What’s the difference between a telemark chick and a hockey player?

Hockey player showers after three periods

What's the difference between a tele chick and a hockey team?

Your mom didn't sleep with a tele chick.

**Choss Jonger, Sr.** · 02-14-2020, 05:58 PM

what’s the difference between a female raft guide and a jar of peanut butter....?

I can’t fit my fist inside a jar of peanut butter.

**Kenny Satch** · 02-14-2020, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian

Might be a repost but i'm too lazy to go back and look...

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.

Why doesn't Jesus play Hockey?

He's afraid of getting nailed into the boards.