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Thread: Why Norway isnt part of the European Union

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    Why Norway isnt part of the European Union



    Because it makes Sweden and Finland look like a cock and a pair of balls on the coin...

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    Thank you for that little pearl of wisdom. Couldn't have been without it

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    and the real reason? why share all of your oil and gas money w/ the rest of the euro-chav.
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    And why be that friendly with a neighbor that hung you out to dry in WW II. Good reason to make sweden look like a penis.

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    that's some severe flacidity! i think it needs some rockall.

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    Since Sweden does not even use the Euro, do they realize how much thye look like a dick?

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    Yeah, thats probably why...

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    I always said the best thing about Sweden is Norway

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    I am so glad we are all agreeing on something

    Although, I'll give it to the swedes, they sure do have some beautiful women. So do we actually, but they have more brains, and are much harder to get to fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked View Post


    Because it makes Sweden and Finland look like a cock and a pair of balls on the coin...
    hahahaha - thats really funny

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    Norway is today not a member of the European Union, but it has signed the free-trade deal with the Union through EFTA. Whether or not the country should apply for full membership has been one of the most dominant and divisive issues in Norwegian political and economic debate since World War II.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImSearchingforPowder View Post
    Whether or not the country should apply for full membership has been one of the most dominant and divisive issues in Norwegian political and economic debate since World War II.
    And explains the support for the nationalist party in Switzerland.
    No one besides them have spoken out against becoming part of the EU.

    Now back to the thread topic:
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked View Post


    Because it makes Sweden and Finland look like a cock and a pair of balls on the coin...


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    wow very funny,

    It has absolutely nothing to do with gas and oil. The fact that Norway isnt part of the EU has something do with fishing. If they join the EU, foreign fishcompanies are allowed to fish in Norway and that is something Norway doesnt want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leng View Post
    wow very funny,

    It has absolutely nothing to do with gas and oil. The fact that Norway isnt part of the EU has something do with fishing. If they join the EU, foreign fishcompanies are allowed to fish in Norway and that is something Norway doesnt want.
    So let me get this straight: fisheries (worth millions) trump oil/gas deposits (worth gajillions) in the thinking behind EU membership? Granted, I'm an ignorant American (and Southern, at that) with little interest or knowledge in Scandanavian politics, but I do know what butters my bread: Butter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImSearchingforPowder View Post
    Norway is today not a member of the European Union, but it has signed the free-trade deal with the Union through EFTA. Whether or not the country should apply for full membership has been one of the most dominant and divisive issues in Norwegian political and economic debate since World War II.
    With the potential that Turkey may be granted member status in the EU, there won't be a lot of discussion anymore.

    The Norwegins are pretty tight and sharing with Turkey is regarded as a non-starter.

    With all the oil revenue, who needs the EU?

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    Your point beeing...?

    The male genetalia has been worshiped throughout history.

    I am proud that we now serve as the phallus symbol of Europe.

    Praying is to be performed in the knee-standing position as customary.

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