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  1. #1
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    Jack Off Newbie Gaper

    Yeah, yeah... bring it on. Those who remember - um, well... hopefully somebody remembers.

    Longtime lurker, first time poster. Good to be back on the scene. Funny to see some familiar names are still up to their old antics. Hopefully I'll be seeing y'all around some more. SLC mags: I'll be at both Matchstick shows later this week; Park City on Friday and SLC on Saturday. I'll be the guy up front with the dirty moustache.

    Peace...

    -Q-bert

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    It's JERK OFF not JACK OFF ya farking jong..


    JONG N. 1. Acronym meaning Jerk Off Newbie Gaper, whose origin and application predates the Migration. 2. A term used to initiate new posters. V. To JONG. 1. To publicly label a new poster a Jerk Off Newbie Gaper. 2. To fuck up on something terribly basic. 3. To use the Interweb when you should have used the Internet.

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    Thumbs up

    Quote Originally Posted by Q. View Post
    Yeah, yeah... bring it on. Those who remember - um, well... hopefully somebody remembers.

    Longtime lurker, first time poster. Good to be back on the scene. Funny to see some familiar names are still up to their old antics. Hopefully I'll be seeing y'all around some more. SLC mags: I'll be at both Matchstick shows later this week; Park City on Friday and SLC on Saturday. I'll be the guy up front with the dirty moustache.

    Peace...

    -Q-bert

    Q-Bert from K2 SkiChatter! How the fuck are ya?

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    Oh, man... one post and I've already been fed to the sharks. Shitty. Although back in the old days, I remember it being "jack." Ahhh, fuck it. Moot point.

    -Q-bert

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    Seeing you go back farther than me, maybe it is..

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    Oh hellsyeah dood! Good to 'see' you round these parts again Q.

    and DaveTV, yes it was/is 'jack off'.
    I'm so hardcore, I'm gnarcore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Particle View Post
    Oh hellsyeah dood! Good to 'see' you round these parts again Q.

    and DaveTV, yes it was/is 'jack off'.
    Tell it to Schmear..
    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=29587

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    Another name from the old days. And I remember it as Jack off rather than Jerk off. I know what Jack Off means, but what the hell does Jerk Off mean?


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    Still have those Big's fer sale?
    Suck It!

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    Jack is the dude who helps you Jerk, apparently.
    Off.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Qbert, the dude from the Butte! Weren't you a ski rep too?!

    Welcome back, JONG!

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    whoa....blast from the powdermag days...Q-bert. What's up mang?

    (btw -- I also recall it as Jack....) heh.

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    urbandictionary has it as "jack":

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=JONG

    created by Powder Maggot Apr 27, 2004

    the creator lends it a bit of credibility...
    Last edited by f2f; 10-10-2007 at 09:02 PM.

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    Hah, q-Bert, nice to see ya.

    I wonder where Racer-X is?

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    Probably with ArmchairExtreme.

    So the concensus is "jack"? Ruh-roh, guess I need to edit a post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I wonder where Racer-X is?
    I'd like to know whatever happened to the Wizard.

    BobMc

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc View Post
    I'd like to know whatever happened to the Wizard.

    BobMc
    I believe I had an opportunity to save that guy's life - he loved me, no shit -and I failed him and he's either dead or in the big house. Probably dead.

    Makes me kinda sad.

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    That dude was extreme before being extreme was cool. I'd have to agree, dead or big house.

    Shit happens.

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    this thread is full of old school
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I believe I had an opportunity to save that guy's life - he loved me, no shit -and I failed him and he's either dead or in the big house. Probably dead.

    Makes me kinda sad.
    I've wondered where he ended up as well.

    I had an interesting night out on the town with him in Boston 4 or 5 years ago. It ended up with him running out of the car at a stop sign in the middle of the night for no apparent reason....then a few hours later at sunrise I got a message from him saying that he woke up on the beach somewhere.

    I should have saved that voice mail....it was one hell of a voice mail.

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    heh, vinzclortho, Tyrone, Wizard and Acostiga.

    Now THAT'S a crew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    he loved me, no shit
    He did give off a stalker vibe with you.

    I wish Yoda came around more often.

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    Gosh you guys are making me feel like a jong all over again.

    Didn't Racer-X fade out not long after royally p'ing off KQ?
    Living vicariously through myself.

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    Yeah it was kinda stalkerish, but since we both basically grew up in the same town and knew a shitload of people in common, I never had a big problem with it. I just kept avoiding him when he wanted to hook up and party is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grrrr View Post
    Gosh you guys are making me feel like a jong all over again.

    Didn't Racer-X fade out not long after royally p'ing off KQ?
    Not sure about that. Don't think so. KQ just got kinda pissed off in general as far as I can tell. But maybe I missed something.

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