What happened to the snowboarder bash thread?

[rideit]

I was psyched to see how that turned out...

[skiingsamurai]

me too, I finally had justification to call someone a jong

[CommanderBaker]

Well I for one think snowboarders are as bad as all the effete priapasms from Boulder Co.

What is relevant here is that the residents of Boulder (with other CO residents playing too) are having a cuntest to see who is the best effetelete (like athlete), for an upcoming super cuntest.

Whats worse than an effete priapasm? You thought this was a rhetorical question didn't you? No, No, The answer to this question lies at Alta, the Skiers Mountain. Effete Priapasms wanting, wishing, needing so bad to get off, their skis, and get it on, a snowboard and know the feeling. There are a lot of top notch effeteletes at Alta.

I am going to propose an Effetelete Contest between the head the top Effeteletes from Alta and Boulder. We will call it the Stroker award. Right now it is in BlurredElevens hands.

[smitchell333]

Well I for one think snowboarders are as bad as all the effete priapasms from Boulder Co.

What is relevant here is that the residents of Boulder (with other CO residents playing too) are having a cuntest to see who is the best effetelete (like athlete), for an upcoming super cuntest.

Whats worse than an effete priapasm? You thought this was a rhetorical question didn't you? No, No, The answer to this question lies at Alta, the Skiers Mountain. Effete Priapasms wanting, wishing, needing so bad to get off, their skis, and get it on, a snowboard and know the feeling. There are a lot of top notch effeteletes at Alta.

I am going to propose an Effetelete Contest between the head the top Effeteletes from Alta and Boulder. We will call it the Stroker award. Right now it is in BlurredElevens hands.

[Jer]

The Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy deleted it.

[rideit]

Wow...the illuminati, right here on our forums!

Wonders never cease...

[irul&ublo]

I thinking it was the Knights Templar

[rideit]

Or maybe the knights that say 'meep'.

[Bring On The Snow]

snowboarders enjoy sucking penis
there now this is a snowboard bashing thread

[Rooster]

Snowboarding is for chicks.

[Sick Rick]

we should leave the snowboard gangsters alone and start trying to get rid of the jib kid gangsters. starting with Tanner Hall, the biggest gangster ever to come out of the hard streets of Montana.

[rideit]

Who has some snowboarder jokes?

Ya know, like "what do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend?"

A: "Homeless"

[Jer]

I'm with Rick. I'd much rather rip on the Nu Skool Jib Gangstas. Ripping on snowboarders is soo 80's.

How many jibbers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

20! 'Cause they're so goddamn stupid!

[Jer]

What's the difference between Sasquatch and a jibber with a brain?

People have actually seen Sasquatch.

[YourSupremeExcellency]

Yeah pure jibbers are worse then boarders. They'll do 50 foot 720's in the park yet take them to the top of the mountain and they can't get down it without falling on their ass.