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  • Baconzoo
    Media Monkey
    • Apr 2004
    • 1833

    #16
    The righteous

    It all begins with a random act of kindness.
    Marketing Bacon

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    • dk_alaskan
      Longboard Rider
      • Sep 2006
      • 4721

      #17
      Originally posted by Baconzoo
      It all begins with a random act of kindness.
      I will kindly bash on snowboarders, does that work for you?
      Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.

      Seize the day, trusting little in the future.

      if you want something, go after it. if you want to screw someone over, look DEEP in your heart and realize Karma is a bitch

      http://arcticcycles.com

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      • beefcake
        mullet cider
        • Sep 2007
        • 282

        #18
        i am going to start wearing basketball jerseys this upcoming season, even if it's 30 below out...then i will just wear them over my jacket. i will have one for each day of the week and i will brush my hair over my face so you cannot see my eyes.

        but really, i love snowboarding (it's what i do) skiing all of the extreme retarded fashion that has sprung out of it.....and i don't care if you jib, job, joob, pow, steep, snowlerblade, ski, snowboard, snowskate, jerk yourself off in smoke shacks...i love all even the gapers from texas in there giant fur indian robes and cowboy hats. diversity makes the world go round..same with the mountain and i mean really, what would all of you do without SOMEONE to make fun of???

        now ready 1, 2, 3 attack me!!!!!!!!!!
        living well is the best revenge.sigpic



        "He said he was at costco serving ass kickings up in bulk"

        "Tequila is the most jealous of all the liquors. If you are going to partake in alcohol beverages and you're going to start with tequila, stay with tequila, don't mix that." ~ some bum

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        • Tunco
          caught inside
          • Mar 2006
          • 4095

          #19
          No.

          45678

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          • brice618
            Not a Local
            • May 2006
            • 4181

            #20
            Actually you make sense, but then again, i'm just a texas gaper with no skillz. Yo.

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            • beefcake
              mullet cider
              • Sep 2007
              • 282

              #21
              but don't worry this is what i look like when i snowboard...completely harmless.

              living well is the best revenge.sigpic



              "He said he was at costco serving ass kickings up in bulk"

              "Tequila is the most jealous of all the liquors. If you are going to partake in alcohol beverages and you're going to start with tequila, stay with tequila, don't mix that." ~ some bum

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              • Cyber Cop
                inchoate
                • Dec 2005
                • 5299

                #22
                beefcake...kinda sexy.
                .....Visit my website. .....

                "a yin without a yang"

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                • BlurredElevens
                  is classy as fuck
                  • May 2004
                  • 15931

                  #23
                  CommanderWanker and Tri-stalkulate totally bone.

                  Funny how insecure the both of you are about Utah being shit compared to Colorado.

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                  • JTrue
                    Utarded
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 2577

                    #24
                    Originally posted by BlurredElevens
                    CommanderWanker and Tri-stalkulate totally bone.

                    Funny how insecure the both of you are about Utah being shit compared to Colorado.
                    Hey Brett, we know this man. Since Utah sucks, all the gapers will be heading to CO this winter, you have floor space for them right? Even if they listen to heavy metal and hang out at last chance?

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                    • BlurredElevens
                      is classy as fuck
                      • May 2004
                      • 15931

                      #25
                      Originally posted by JTrue
                      Hey Brett, we know this man. Since Utah sucks, all the gapers will be heading to CO this winter, you have floor space for them right? Even if they listen to heavy metal and hang out at last chance?
                      BCC, LCC, and a resort or two up north are what's good in Utah.
                      Funny hearing snowboarders stand up for Alta. That's about par for the course.

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                      • P_McPoser
                        rain
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 7288

                        #26
                        Originally posted by JTrue
                        Hey Brett, we know this man. Since Utah sucks, all the gapers will be heading to CO this winter, you have floor space for them right? Even if they listen to heavy metal and hang out at last chance?
                        Because you were the model of self control and non-violence.



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                        • P_McPoser
                          rain
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 7288

                          #27
                          Originally posted by beefcake
                          i am going to start wearing basketball jerseys this upcoming season, even if it's 30 below out...then i will just wear them over my jacket. i will have one for each day of the week and i will brush my hair over my face so you cannot see my eyes.

                          but really, i love snowboarding (it's what i do) skiing all of the extreme retarded fashion that has sprung out of it.....and i don't care if you jib, job, joob, pow, steep, snowlerblade, ski, snowboard, snowskate, jerk yourself off in smoke shacks...i love all even the gapers from texas in there giant fur indian robes and cowboy hats. diversity makes the world go round..same with the mountain and i mean really, what would all of you do without SOMEONE to make fun of???

                          now ready 1, 2, 3 attack me!!!!!!!!!!
                          You should come drink with us on thursdays.

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                          • alpinedad
                            defines PSIA level 11
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 8276

                            #28
                            You mean this thread?

                            Originally posted by TahoePowShredder
                            was today an out of ordinary day at alpine or what???

                            to start off, alpine was reporting up to 30" of fresh sierra love on their website this morning so like all of the rest of us, I had the coffee brewing, skis waxed, truck warming up, and a quick PB & J and out the door by 7:30 in hopes of getting a good waiting spot at Summit. Upon arrival there is shitload of people already there, keep in mind I was at summit at around 8:15. Whatever, its all good, we're all hungry for some serious blower. So start off the powder day as usual, slapping all the popular faces and bowls first knowing they would get trashed in no time. Petes, Spines in Sisters, beaver's bowls and spines, cathedral etc. I was bummed to realize quickly that the snowpack was terribly unstable and that there would be no munchkins M chutes for me. Got caught in an avy last year, and dont want to do it again. (WEAR A BEACON!! the fucker will save your life.) i was jealous of the mofos that did go in, i bet it was tits. anyways, as we all know, the freshies later in the day were pretty much all in estell depending on if you know your way around and where to find em. This is where the story starts......

                            All day, there are gapers hiking the hikes weather it was keyhole, beaver or estelle. People who obviously don't ski often, but saw where all the smart ones were going. They can't hike, after threee punches they stop to catch their breaths etc. FUCK!!!! and now the ignorant, disrespectul slowboarders. There were trains of these goons walking in obviously skier built traverses. So, I was skiing cathedral for probably my second time this morning loving the fresh lines the entire way down, SWEET! So, i'm traversing around lake estelle and in the flats there is a snowboarder sitting in the narrow track with his snowboard perpendicular to the traverse. He sees me and makes absolutely no effort to move. "WHAT THE FUCK?" So what do I do you think. I purposely ram into his precious board as fast as I can only to hear him mumble something retarded. After he gathers himself I tell him to not be a dumbass, ski smart, and be respectful to others. What response does einstein blurt, "FUCK YOU SKIER" hahaha. i almost fell over i was laughing so hard.

                            Snowboarding is not a big mountain tool, if you're gonna try and get the goods, which you never will cause I guarantee you a skier will get em much before you hop your sorry ass there, be respectful and stay out of the way. It's like driving in the right lane and using the left only to pass. If you want to keep up and get to all the right goodies, trade in your board for a set of sticks. More and more today I run into tons of ex snowboarders who swear to after trying skiing will never be caught dead on a board. So if you guys still hold the stupid stereotypes that skiing is not cool, think again mofo. All of you wish you could get to what your eyes see, but realize you are restricted cause your legs are tied up. Till you do the right thing, be courteus and you will recieve the same.
                            I don't think there's a significant difference between bashing and ramming, right?
                            not counting days 2016-17

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                            • CommanderBaker
                              Ghengis Jzhong
                              • Jan 2006
                              • 593

                              #29
                              Originally posted by BlurredElevens
                              BCC, LCC, and a resort or two up north are what's good in Utah.
                              Funny hearing snowboarders stand up for Alta. That's about par for the course.
                              Ironic isn't asshole

                              I hate snowboarders and I hate Alta - I caught these snowboarders at Alta. I called the local police and they said that the boarders had special permits and could be on the mountain.

                              I asked what is the special permit? He said, well if you are a man, you just gotta have a dick. Well that explained the "no skier" thing at Alta this day:





                              and yes I do love Tri-U.
                              Originally posted by Bob
                              No more internal power struggle;
                              We come together to overcome the little trouble.
                              Soon we'll find out who is the real revolutionary,
                              'Cause I don't want my people to be contrary?

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                              • Jer
                                Stalker
                                • Jun 2006
                                • 17076

                                #30
                                Originally posted by CommanderBaker
                                I hate snowboarders and I hate Alta.

                                Yes, but are you Jewish?
                                Help out a pup or kitteh

                                Do it for the critterz

                                Res dogz could use a break

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