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08-29-2007, 04:59 PM #1Good-lookin' wool
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WWMD: Cheez-Its
How do I stop eating this box of cheez-it's? I had an early lunch, I drank too much last night so I have that nagging need for greasy nosh, and someone left a full box of cheez-it's in the pantry.
I am halfway through, my stomach tells me to push onward. The rest of my body is beginning to riot. Sweat is appearing on my forehead and my mouse is now orange. I think that the legislature should either legalize crack or ban cheez-its, in order to maintain some semblance of consistency.
I tried closing the box. That was unsuccessful. I am considering flushing the rest down the toilet.
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08-29-2007, 05:45 PM #2“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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08-29-2007, 06:02 PM #3Good-lookin' wool
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Update for the throngs of eager maggots concerned with my eating habits.
I now have approx. 20-25 cheez-it's left in the box. I don't want to finish them. It feels like the folks at Kellogg's Foods have crapped down my throat. I am going to push through.
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08-29-2007, 06:22 PM #4
Don't do it!! Go to the snack machine and get a bag of Cheeto's (flamin' hot)and all will be good...for about 20 minutes. That don't work drink old coffee,all cravings will be gone.
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08-29-2007, 06:26 PM #5
Only 25 left... come on... finish the damn box. Doooo it.
The girl in my avatar wants you to do it for her."Go Balls Deep!"
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08-29-2007, 06:29 PM #6
Nobody likes a quitter. Get off the ropes and swing!
Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch
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08-29-2007, 07:16 PM #7
"A man's gut can't hold that. They'll swell up and bust him open....They're gonna kill him."
Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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08-29-2007, 07:43 PM #8
come on... they're wafer thin!
"Go Balls Deep!"
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08-29-2007, 08:53 PM #9rain
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white cheddar or normal?
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08-29-2007, 09:44 PM #10
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08-29-2007, 09:47 PM #11
They even make spicy ones now.
You're a-goner, and so is that box of cheezits.
200 sit-ups for you in the morning, dood!
Sprite"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
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08-29-2007, 09:51 PM #12Funky But Chic
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Cheese-its kinda suck.
Cheese puffs, that's a different story. Picking that orange shit out of your teeth two days later is money.
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08-29-2007, 09:54 PM #13
Iceman, wtf...that stuff liquefies on contact w/ saliva.
You are eating cheese puffs the wrong way!!
Sprite"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
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08-29-2007, 09:58 PM #14Funky But Chic
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08-29-2007, 09:59 PM #15rain
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yeah, dude, it's like chocolate, they melt yo
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08-29-2007, 10:02 PM #16Funky But Chic
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08-29-2007, 10:06 PM #17rain
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08-29-2007, 10:07 PM #18Funky But Chic
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08-29-2007, 10:08 PM #19rain
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08-29-2007, 10:12 PM #20
I like the planters cheeze balls in the round tube
put about 7 in your mouth
is cheesetastic.
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08-29-2007, 10:16 PM #21Funky But Chic
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08-29-2007, 10:21 PM #22
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08-29-2007, 10:24 PM #23
I'll be waiting in the "work bathrooms = SLAY3D" thread for a final TR.
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08-29-2007, 10:26 PM #24
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08-29-2007, 10:27 PM #25Funky But Chic
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You gotta crunch right away or you are a fag.
There, I said it.
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