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  1. #101
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    I can't believe you fuckos are still dicking around in this thread instead of bearing witness to the Great Blue Hope that is about to hit the surf mecca of South Florida.

    Bear witness, bitches!

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    South Florida blows. Don't give me Slater/Cocoa crap, WAY overrated. EC and mecca of surf? Redic Hatteras groms excluded.

  3. #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by cito View Post
    South Florida blows. Don't give me Slater/Cocoa crap, WAY overrated. EC and mecca of surf? Redic Hatteras groms excluded.
    Get da fuck back to Jersey you Mahu and shut yo Mahu mouth o I shut it fo you you fucking Mahu kook.

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    LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Vince View Post
    Get da fuck back to Jersey you Mahu and shut yo Mahu mouth o I shut it fo you you fucking Mahu kook.
    07-22-2007, 08:53 PM
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    Vince, head of the hui...wtf? lol. You were exactly the profile I was targeting. Holy fag...lol..lol..lol. I'm flying into SD next week and will be in Rancho, then off Hawaii, your homeland (and boy do you do it proud), for a 2 day layover. Let me know if your around either location so I can rip your shit up. PM me for email.


    Hurry up yo..
    Leaving 2morrow in the am, EST, and will have sketchy web access. And no worries, I'm 6'2 and boney as hell, just want someone to paddle out with. And my bad for not being specific, Oahu/Honolulu only. PM my ass you bad MF.

    Sound familiar Vinster?

  5. #105
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    This is the best part

    09-05-2007, 01:38 PM

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    Quote:
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    Vinnie boy, I distinctly left you off my list, cause I don't want to look like I'm beatin up a handicapped. Keep dealing the ice, and don't get involved. Why did u never respond when I was out there? It's okay little one. Barney, lmao..u watch too much tv little brahinocito.

    HO! You out hea? Nex' time you be flying back to mainland in body bag KOOK!


    Unbelievable testament to the rest of you. Wowsas.

    Yeah, I was out there ripper.

  6. #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by cito View Post
    Unbelievable testament to the rest of you. Wowsas.

    Yeah, I was out there ripper.
    When u nex' visit O'ahu tough guy you look me up and I sen you on one-way trip to da hospital named afta you...Queens Medical Center. KOOK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince View Post
    When u nex' visit O'ahu tough guy you look me up and I sen you on one-way trip to da hospital named afta you...Queens Medical Center. KOOK!
    Cool yo, sounds like a plan. But Colum Presp is what you should research. Or Miami Spinal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cito View Post
    Cool yo, sounds like a plan. But Colum Presp is what you should research. Or Miami Spinal.
    HO MAHU! U eva shattap o wot?! Pa'a ka waha!!! E ho'opohole 'oe i ko'u mai'a fucking Mahu KOOK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cito View Post
    South Florida blows.
    So does your mom.

    Also, I gave her a Miami Spinal.

    J-
    Last edited by jayfrizzo; 09-14-2007 at 04:45 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayfrizzo View Post
    So does your mom.

    Also, I gave her a Miami Spinal.

    J-
    You realize you just agreed, correct?

    Brilliant!!! Your momma jokes, LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince View Post
    HO MAHU! U eva shattap o wot?! Pa'a ka waha!!! E ho'opohole 'oe i ko'u mai'a fucking Mahu KOOK!
    I love the Vinster!

    But have sympathy yo. Nothing worse than a Hawaiin Kook, the Kookish of Kooks. Kinda like a black dude with a small dick. Vinster!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cito View Post
    You realize you just agreed, correct?

    Brilliant!!! Your momma jokes, LMAO
    Your mom sure was agreeable last night.

    Also, your momma chokes.


    J-

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayfrizzo View Post
    Your mom sure was agreeable last night.

    Also, your momma chokes.


    J-
    Bro, you need some pussy, like immediately, and don't be picky. Hop on that shit yo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cito View Post
    Hop on that shit yo.
    Uhhhh...I shit in your mom's moutn last night.

    J-

    PS: South Florida rules. Surf Mecca. Shit, it's ankle high right now and the skimmers are killing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayfrizzo View Post
    Uhhhh...I shit in your mom's moutn last night.

    J-

    PS: South Florida rules. Surf Mecca. Shit, it's ankle high right now.
    Seriously, you have the best sense of humor of all time. You and vincenzo should take this act on the road...f'n hilarious.

    Don't forget about the pussy tho. You need help with anything, PM me. If you are in FL, I can hook you with a ton of Williams Islands hot but filthy pipers. If not, go to Solid Gold near PF changs and hit me up when you get there.

    Fuckin Florida, the neon state.

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    In a battle of Cunto v Jayfrizzo I back Jayfrizzo hands down.

    Some things don't beat the line "I shit in your mom's moutn last night."

    Better still, the ignore list means that my view is beautifully one sided.

    Cito - 0 Jayfrizzo ...winner! OK, now piss off Cito. (Did I sy I'd finished in this thread?...meh.)
    Not around much these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorey View Post
    In a battle of Cunto v Jayfrizzo I back Jayfrizzo hands down.

    Some things don't beat the line "I shit in your mom's moutn last night."
    You gotta get out more.

    On the plus side, you complete the 3 stoogers. We're lauging our ass of over here...pathetically hysterical!

    Shorey a gazillion, cito negative a trillion!!! Hooray beer! Your on a roll Einstein. Shorey...LMAO

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    In all seriousness, heard some dick EC'er posted a few teaser pics on biglines.com...I hear bronte's fun as shiz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cito View Post
    In all seriousness, heard some dick EC'er posted a few teaser pics on biglines.com...I hear bronte's fun as shiz.
    SHUT YO MOUTH MAHU!

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    Progress vinnalockadinger, you're learning...you left out the kook and only using mahu...baby steps. Werd Vinster

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    are you argentine cito?
    Elvis has left the building

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    cj, not sure if that was a joke that went over my head, but if not, no I'm not Argentinian. If serious question, curious why?

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    you just struck me as an Alpinist.
    Elvis has left the building

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    Nah, not even close. Never had the time, patience, or desire to get into that. No disrespect to those who are, but not my cup of tea.

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