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08-01-2007, 06:47 AM #1
You think you're hard up?
I've known dumb fuckers, mother fuckers and lazy fuckers. Cow fuckers are a completely foreign concept.
http://burlingtonfreepress.com/apps/.../NEWS/70801010
Man admits sexually molesting cows
The Associated Press
August 1, 2007
BARRE — A 56-year-old Fayston man has pleaded no contest to a charge of unlawful trespass in a case in which police say he admitted entering a dairy barn to have sex with the cows.
Gregory Viens was ordered to pay $601 in fines on the trespass charge. In a similar case dating from 2000, police decided against bringing a cruelty-to-animals charge against Viens after consulting with a veterinarian, who said no harm came to the cows.
On May 29, an employee at the Scribner Farm on River Road in Moretown caught Viens in the barn after spotting his vehicle nearby. Court documents said farm employees suspected Viens had been trespassing on the property and had a history of having sex with cows.
The farm employee held Viens until police arrived a short time later. Vermont Police State Police Sgt. Marc Thomas wrote in a sworn affidavit that Viens admitted that he was in the barn to have sex with the animals.
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08-01-2007, 07:34 AM #2
Well it is VT. maybe one day he will be able to a a cow as his bride unless someone objects to that in VT.
People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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08-01-2007, 07:40 AM #3
I wonder what the age of consent for a cow is in Vermont.
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08-01-2007, 07:52 AM #4
I think having sex with veal is called pedophilia.
People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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08-01-2007, 07:59 AM #5
So that's why they call him "T-Bone."
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08-01-2007, 08:06 AM #6Typhoid Ryan - the Vector
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There are still more females than males on the planet, but for the last 40 years, there have been more males born. If you're a dude that's under 50, and you're a 1 or a 2, you may not be able to go for the ugliest of the fat chicks because all the 3's and 4's took them. So, a cow may be your only option. As long as the cow didn't say no, I can't really fault the guy. A man's gotta get laid.
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08-01-2007, 09:58 AM #7
at least this shows it's not just happening in enumenclaw, wa.
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08-01-2007, 10:21 AM #8
Classic! Not quite so proud of my VT heritage today.
I think you should offer to represent him, you know just to diversify your resume.
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08-01-2007, 10:26 AM #9Registered User
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Yep, that dude needs some form of cownseling.
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08-01-2007, 10:31 AM #10
I mean, realistically, $600 is less than he would have spent on dates anyways, so maybe he's just fiscally savvy?
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08-01-2007, 10:48 AM #11
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08-01-2007, 11:01 AM #12
i think i saw a reader comment in a burlington newspaper that said
just another example of the dairy industry getting screwedKnow of a pair of Fischer Ranger 107Ti 189s (new or used) for sale? PM me.
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08-01-2007, 11:08 AM #13
I think you have a point here. How many women that you date have you dimemebered and eaten after the sex and relationship went bad. I think in this case you would have to agree that it wouldn't be all that much of a taboo (well at least the eating part). Maybe I'm playing my cards wrong.
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08-01-2007, 11:55 AM #14
"Lee Harvey,.. The time your friend put those stockings on that cow & tried to make it with it.I wanna party with you cowboy!"
Calmer than you dude
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08-01-2007, 02:17 PM #15
So it's illegal to have sex with cows, but legal to kill them? That makes sense.
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08-01-2007, 02:20 PM #16
He's just staking out his territory.
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08-01-2007, 03:55 PM #17
He must have been mooved by the sight of his object of affection.
Last edited by irul&ublo; 08-01-2007 at 06:00 PM.
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