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03-26-2004, 08:07 AM #1click click boom
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escort service skiers
that'd be cool
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03-26-2004, 08:47 AM #2
Very cool!!!!!
yeah
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03-26-2004, 08:53 AM #3
Services would include?
Not soliciting business through casual internet associations
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03-26-2004, 10:15 AM #4Zen Master
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I imagine advance pole techniques would be included.
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03-26-2004, 10:31 AM #5
and an overemphasis on the spread eagle.
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03-26-2004, 10:39 AM #6
1/2 price for Cougars in stretch pants..
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03-26-2004, 10:47 AM #7Permanent JONG
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I've always thought that there might be a small market for skier escorts. At least in SoCal, a day trip can be a real pain if you don't know what you're doing. As far as I can tell, the typical trip involves: getting stuck in a massive (but easily avoidable) traffic jam, ending up at the wrong resort, getting the wrong rentals/lessons/lift tickets, spending WAY too much money on lunch, and then getting stuck in the same traffic jam on the way home. This isn't a good experience for the typical family.
You could probably provide a "guide" service that could could make most of these problems go away for wealthy families. I'm thinking something that would include a driver from their home to the mountain, guide service (and possibly ski instruction) while skiing, good quality picnic lunch, and a drive back down the mountain. Essentially, it would be like a luxury guide service that gave the clients enough info and services to make a day of skiing relatively painless.
On the other hand an escort/guide service would be pretty sweet too. I'm sure there are plenty of businessmen skiing alone at places like Aspen and Vail (Park City during Sundance?) who could make use of those services.
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03-26-2004, 10:57 AM #8
Truth, this is exactly how to get over a break up. There is atleast two pages worth of Pro Services for Vail/Summit.
"The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money" --Margaret Thatcher
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03-26-2004, 11:51 AM #9
antisocal--I think you missed the point completely.
Everyone else-- SHUT THE FUCK UP! Kellie and Divegirl are gonna start charging now. Fuckers.I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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03-26-2004, 12:08 PM #10click click boom
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Originally posted by DJSapp
antisocal--I think you missed the point completely.
Everyone else-- SHUT THE FUCK UP! Kellie and Divegirl are gonna start charging now. Fuckers.
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03-29-2004, 07:06 PM #11
changes the concept of a wax job......
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03-29-2004, 07:46 PM #12I hate your life
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Originally posted by Gregbo
changes the concept of a wax job......
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03-29-2004, 10:25 PM #13Yes that is duct-tape
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There has been a long standing supposidly secret cathouse in Aspen for years. I think skiing did an article about this subject 2 years ago.
But here at Tremblant there are a few lady's of the evening that are well known to all around here. Fuck ask the expert. Ask Punani about it.
Define:
Catskiing: High price hookers.
Freerider: Scoring with that local chickLast edited by TJ.Brk; 03-29-2004 at 10:27 PM.
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03-29-2004, 10:29 PM #14
some pros used to hang out at the aerie when i worked there in the early 90's.
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03-29-2004, 10:30 PM #15Originally posted by DJSapp
Everyone else-- SHUT THE FUCK UP! Kellie and Divegirl are gonna start charging now. Fuckers."if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
-- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
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03-29-2004, 10:49 PM #16Originally posted by schuss
and an overemphasis on the spread eagle.
drC
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03-30-2004, 01:41 AM #17don't tell me no...
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Originally posted by AntiSoCalSkier
On the other hand an escort/guide service would be pretty sweet too. I'm sure there are plenty of businessmen skiing alone at places like Aspen and Vail (Park City during Sundance?) who could make use of those services.
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03-30-2004, 02:01 AM #18
Knew a whore in Vail who claimed to average $500/night. She married a friend of mine who was working on a medical degree from Grenada, but I heard he died. She was hot.
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03-30-2004, 09:15 AM #19Registered User
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Her initials would happen to be "AD"?
"True love is much easier to find with a helicopter"
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03-30-2004, 11:35 AM #20Originally posted by Hacksaw
Her geniitials would happen to be "VD"?
but I saw my first example of a skiing escort this season.
a local financial group rents out my hotel 2x a season to host its best bond partners for a weekend. Its usually pretty mellow but the 2nd group this year got a bit more rowdy. I called in to rap with treskow as I am wont to do & he told me these dudes were otta their heads & loud, etc.
a few more details & then " what should I do about the "escorts"
Nothing i tell him, unless another guest complains, nothing at all.
So I am in the next day & this hottie walks in, fully made up, white ski outfit ( fur collar of course ) Jo-lo sunglasses, the works.
She loiters in the lobby for a while meets a dude & they go outside to smoke while they wait for the others.
So I am wheeling a bellcart out to meet an arrival & I hear this dude asking her " so didja grow up around here"
saw her off & on the next 2 days, night & day. never stayed the night, brought some co-workers @ night sometimes.
Guess she was rented for the weekend.
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03-30-2004, 11:47 AM #21yelgatgab
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I was sitting in the bathroom in Whistler when I overheard a spicy conversation between 2 girls and a guy in the hot tub next to our place. I listened long enough to hear some negotiations for prices and services. Pretty amusing...and the prices weren't bad either.
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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03-30-2004, 11:49 AM #22
We were "approached" by pros this year at Aspen, or I should say our Rep that was paying for dinner was. She promised that he and his friends could be "accomadated for the evening". We inquired a bit for sport but gladly passed.
Confirm rumor of a few sure things in Vail as well, Friend used to date a girl who roomed with one about 4 yrs back.
Anyplace with that much coin rolling in, there's pros to be found for sure.Skiing, where my mind is even if my body isn't.
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03-30-2004, 12:03 PM #23Funky But Chic
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I was approached by two hot-looking Native American chicks near the supermarket in Whistler. They presented a business proposition and I explained that while it was a most attractive offer, I must turn them down due to my desire to continue being married.
The one girl shrugged, said she understood, and asked "Want to burn one, then?" I said sure, and so we went to their car and smoked. It was kind of surreal.
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03-30-2004, 12:06 PM #24Originally posted by CaddyDaddy77
Confirm rumor of a few sure things in Vail as well, Friend used to date a girl who roomed with one about 4 yrs back.
Anyplace with that much coin rolling in, there's pros to be found for sure.
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03-30-2004, 12:09 PM #25click click boom
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Originally posted by iceman
I was approached by two hot-looking Native American chicks near the supermarket in Whistler. They presented a business proposition and I explained that while it was a most attractive offer, I must turn them down due to my desire to continue being married.
The one girl shrugged, said she understood, and asked "Want to burn one, then?" I said sure, and so we went to their car and smoked. It was kind of surreal.
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