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  1. 07-23-2007, 09:18 PM #1
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    Do Mormons swim?

    And if so, is there some kind of special dispensation on the underwear?

    Just wondering.
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  2. 07-23-2007, 09:20 PM #2
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    I know the BYU football team swims is some kind of water that makes them think they are better than everybody else and it makes their poop smell like roses. 'Cause ask any one of them and they'll tell you their crap don't stink.
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  3. 07-23-2007, 09:30 PM #3
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    of course not. they are made of brown sugar and would melt.
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    Pretty much all of my family swims and they are mormon and they wear the garments-NOT swimming and they are not crazy.

    Is that a good enough answer for ya?
    you sketchy character, you
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    Quote Originally Posted by altachic View Post
    Pretty much all of my family swims and they are mormon and they wear the garments-NOT swimming and they are not crazy.

    Is that a good enough answer for ya?
    Is there a niche market waiting to happen in designer 'garments' that hasn't been tapped? Maybe reaktorcorps could capitalize on this?

    Just wondering.
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  6. 07-23-2007, 10:59 PM #6
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    If you take off the garments to swim and end up getting struck by lightning--well--you were pretty much asking for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Do Mormons Swim?
    Are they heavier than wood?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  9. 07-24-2007, 11:39 AM #9
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    Truly hideous flowery wall paper.

    From the Brigham Young interiors collection exclusively at the SLC Home Depot?
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  10. 07-24-2007, 12:13 PM #10
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    Love the huge neck...ideal for chest-hair puffery.
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  11. 07-24-2007, 01:26 PM #11
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    Beavers grotiest pic ever.
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    Whats the point? They look like generic wal-mart grandma/grandpa undies.
    Is it a $$$ thing? I really hope they don't pay a premium for that shit.

    Do they make techie cool-max/smartwool/gore versions? I hope so...cotton kills.
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  13. 07-24-2007, 05:32 PM #13
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    Mormons in SLC obviously don't swim much cause they are too busy protecting the "Watersheds."

    My friend from VT wanted to start a garment company called "Mormon Panties" but he didn't understand that the church is the only one that can sell them.
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  14. 07-24-2007, 05:35 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by powwrangler View Post
    My friend from VT wanted to start a garment company called "Mormon Panties" but he didn't understand that the church is the only one that can sell them.
    Those monopolistic bastards down at the ZCMI can suck it!
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    Ok, I watch Big Love, but someone fill me in on the "garments". I'm a Lutheran married to a Catholic in MN and my sole interaction with the Mormon church has been while in UT for ski vacations, and then only buying gas and chips in Salt Lake. Went to the Tab just to check out the building, but that's about it.

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  16. 07-24-2007, 06:23 PM #16
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    Do Mormons swim?

    Do Muslims bathe? Ever?
    Help out a pup or kitteh

    Do it for the critterz

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    Quote Originally Posted by mnflyfish View Post
    Ok, I watch Big Love,
    eww why?
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    but someone fill me in on the "garments". I'm a Lutheran married to a Catholic in MN and my sole interaction with the Mormon church has been while in UT for ski vacations, and then only buying gas and chips in Salt Lake. Went to the Tab just to check out the building, but that's about it.

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    Garments:Mormons::Turbans:Muslim
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    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.
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  18. 07-24-2007, 10:15 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phill View Post
    Garments:Mormons::Turbans:Muslim
    Come again?
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    Or come once, at least.
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    The missionaries aren't allowed to swim.. It goes way back to when some mormons drown crossing the Mississippi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by altachic View Post
    Pretty much all of my family swims and they are mormon and they wear the garments-NOT swimming and they are not crazy.

    Is that a good enough answer for ya?
    you're mormon??? but, but, but...............
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  22. 07-25-2007, 01:11 AM #22
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    Garments:Mormons::Turbans:Muslim[/QUOTE]

    I don't think Muslims wear turbans...........

    However, would one of the Mormons out there please explain what the Secret Ceremony is? "Cause I think I know and I need to verify before I convert.
    Try to keep two ideas in your head at the same time without blowing your brains out your ass.
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  23. 07-25-2007, 01:18 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steepdeepnlong View Post
    Garments:Mormons::Turbans:Muslim
    I don't think Muslims wear turbans...........
    Ladies and gentlemen witness a 400 for bubbling your name
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  24. 07-25-2007, 01:21 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f View Post
    Ladies and gentlemen witness a 400 for bubbling your name
    at least he got the basic construction of the analogy down. that's gotta be worth an extra 200 or so on the SAT.
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  25. 07-25-2007, 01:34 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatch View Post
    at least he got the basic construction of the analogy down. that's gotta be worth an extra 200 or so on the SAT.
    Another 400
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