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  1. 07-22-2007, 11:38 PM #1
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    Talking Things you suck at.

    *List something you suck at. Maybe a brief description why. Must end post with "Holy shit I fucking suck at _____ ".

    I'll start...

    Went wakeboarding for the first time ever today. I'm still coughing up water.
    Holy shit I fucking suck at wakeboarding.
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  2. 07-22-2007, 11:40 PM #2
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    I suck at posting on the internet

    edit: Holy shit I really do fucking suck at posting on the internet
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  3. 07-22-2007, 11:58 PM #3
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    life. probably due to laziness. hol
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  4. 07-22-2007, 11:59 PM #4
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    Holy shit I fucking suck at dancing.
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  5. 07-23-2007, 12:12 AM #5
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    Hucking. I guess I really don't flat out suck, since I stomp almost everything I ever do perfectly, I just can't seem to muster up the courage to jump off anything over 25ft.

    That, and I suck at killing it on the interweb.
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  6. 07-23-2007, 12:36 AM #6
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    getting shit done early. ie not procrastinating
    "if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
    -- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
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  7. 07-23-2007, 12:39 AM #7
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    I play basketball like a white senior citizens dances to hip-hop. Holy fucking shit I suck at basketball.
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  8. 07-23-2007, 12:44 AM #8
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    fixing my goddamn car.

    stupid squeakingtimigbeltdrivebeltbullshit
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  9. 07-23-2007, 12:48 AM #9
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    baseball
    basketball

    somehow i never really got those two sports down
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  10. 07-23-2007, 12:59 AM #10
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    Golf, wish I could be better, but each time I play I get even more pissed off at the sport

    Holy shit, I fucking suck at Golf!
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  11. 07-23-2007, 01:34 AM #11
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    asking women out. Tell me I've got to give an impromptu speech in front of 50 people, no problem. Put me in a situation where I gotta (or want to) ask out a girl and I lose the ability to talk; mostly from my balls sucking up next to my tonsils.
    Holy shit I fucking suck at asking women out.
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  12. 07-23-2007, 03:30 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Witherspoon View Post
    Hot tip: knock the 50 person audience dead with your speech. Make sure she's in the audience (preferably with one or two of her girlfriends).
    Then let her do the asking.

    I tellya - it works.
    *from the "take this with a grain of salt" department*

    Most of us here probably aren't looking to hook up with the type of chicks David Witherspoon attracts with his sweet speeches...
    "Shit, I'll choke her while she's cleaning, and I'll do it wearing a helmet cam mounted on a full-face helmet.
    I'll have meatdrink9 do the lighting for the shot. He'll make it artsy as fuck."     - Phunk
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  13. 07-23-2007, 03:32 AM #13
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    By the way, I really suck at typing. The good news is, I'm good at spelling, and I type so goddam slow that I rarely misspell anything or have any typos.
    "Shit, I'll choke her while she's cleaning, and I'll do it wearing a helmet cam mounted on a full-face helmet.
    I'll have meatdrink9 do the lighting for the shot. He'll make it artsy as fuck."     - Phunk
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  14. 07-23-2007, 03:34 AM #14
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    Goddam it... A suck at skiing, just crusing on a mellow groomer and I managed to break my ACL and toar my lateral menicus to shreds.

    I also seem to suck at telemark and snwboard.

    Not to mention about every sport imaginable, including climbing.

    I also seem to fug up even the most basic photography... And my relationships are total trainwrecks.

    To top things, I seem to suck at my work/studies...(/end rant)

    Holy shit I fucking suck at life in general.
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    You should post naked pictures of this godless heathen.
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  15. 07-23-2007, 05:37 AM #15
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    Plumbing. I really suck at plumbing.

    I can turn the smallest of home plumbing repairs into a disaster.

    Example... In attempting to remove an outside water valve, I put a monkey wrench on it and gave it a turn. I turned both the valve and the pipe, which caused the pipe to snap directly in front of the circuit breaker box. A torrent of water washed into the breaker box, shorting out the entire house. It took 24 hours before everything was dry enough to peek at without chancing electrocution
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  16. 07-23-2007, 06:35 AM #16
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    Wheelies. I always either fall offf the back or veer to one side or the other. Can't seem to hold the sweet spot.

    Holy shit I fucking suck at wheelies. And golf. And finance. And ironing.
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  17. 07-23-2007, 06:52 AM #17
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    I started making a list, but it was just too depressing. I'm pretty good at typing, and I can play a mean game of Tony Hawk. I'm also pretty decent at cribbage. Everything else... well.... My mom did always say I was special...
    Last edited by schuss; 07-23-2007 at 06:53 AM. Reason: Because I suck at posting too
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  18. 07-23-2007, 06:56 AM #18
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    Holy shit I suck at cooking rice. And golf.
    Decisions Decisions
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  19. 07-23-2007, 07:13 AM #19
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    I suck at jerking off with my right hand.
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  20. 07-23-2007, 07:33 AM #20
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    skiing.



    I'm giving up, and instead I'll take up snowblading.

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  21. 07-23-2007, 07:33 AM #21
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    finishing things. Oh I can get started all right but then finishing that's a problem.

    Holy fucking shit do I have trouble finishing projects.
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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  22. 07-23-2007, 07:37 AM #22
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    Cooking beef... It always comes out leathery. Often too well done too but I hate the tough leather beef I cook most of all.

    Holy shit I suck at beef cooking.

    PS Or frying don't know what it's called in english.
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  23. 07-23-2007, 07:38 AM #23
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    I suck at getting a job in Austria too. Damn that's been on my list of things to do for a long time... Never made it to date.

    Damn I suck at getting a job in Austria.
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  24. 07-23-2007, 07:44 AM #24
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    My wife is pregnant again.

    Holy shit I fucking suck at abstinence.
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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  25. 07-23-2007, 07:48 AM #25
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    Excel. I fucking suck at Excel. I'd rather build a database any day.

    I boiled my thermometer, and sure enough, this spot, which purported to be two thousand feet higher than the locality of the hotel, turned out to be nine thousand feet LOWER. Thus the fact was clearly demonstrated that, ABOVE A CERTAIN POINT, THE HIGHER A POINT SEEMS TO BE, THE LOWER IT ACTUALLY IS. Our ascent itself was a great achievement, but this contribution to science was an inconceivably greater matter.

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