...you might live in Wyoming.

[72Twenty]

This is an old one but I thought it was worth a repost...

If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the
weekend in Casper, Cheyenne or Fort Collins (while
the kids swim at the Comfort Inn), You might live in Wyoming.

If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord
You might live in Wyoming.

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling
through 8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the
food will swim by, you might live in Wyoming.

If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily
because it houses the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in
Wyoming.

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
You might live in Wyoming

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in Wyoming.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work
there, You might live in Wyoming.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, You might live in Wyoming.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Wyoming.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in Wyoming.

If you know how to correctly pronounce "butte", You might live in
Wyoming.

If you measure distance in hours, You might live in Wyoming.

If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup, You might live in
Wyoming.

If you know several people who have hit a deer... more than once...
you might live in Wyoming.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again, you might live in Wyoming.

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching, You might live in Wyoming.

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in Wyoming.

If you've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked, You might live in Wyoming.

If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school
basketball game, You might live in Wyoming.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how
to use them, You might live in Wyoming.

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at
any given time, You might live in Wyoming.

If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Elk Season
Opening Day, You might live in Wyoming.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You might live in Wyoming.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, You might live in Wyoming.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, You might live in Wyoming.

If you can identify a southern or eastern accent,
You might live in Wyoming.

If you consider Jackson exotic, You might live in Wyoming.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to
your cottonwood, You might live in Wyoming.

If the sunbelt to you means Cheyenne, You might live in Wyoming.

If a brat is something you eat, You might live in Wyoming.

If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition,
You might live in Wyoming.

If you find 0 degrees "a little chilly", You might live in Wyoming.

If you actually understand these observations, and you forward them
to all your Wyoming friends, You must live in Wyoming.

[belgian]

If you measure distance in hours, You might live in Wyoming.

It seems that every one of these things that I see for every state has this one in it.

[mntlion]

but I live in banff....

but I like Wyoming

[Steven S. Dallas]

...then again, you might not.

[Donkey Punch]

I am proud to be Wyoming free for over two months and counting.

[FREESKIER_FIVE-0]

Wait, so you mean alot of people from other places DONT do these things??

[goatboy smellz]

You forgot...

If the Friday open mike night has the same five bands every Friday night.

[ak_powder_monkey]

replace deer with moose and you got alaska

[Stew Pid]

Bump

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2024/03...et-100-years/?

Wheatland Man Charged With Having Sex Acts With Dog And Cheese Spray
A Wheatland, Wyoming, man charged with multiple felonies for allegedly having child porn and for having a dog perform a sex act on him with spray cheese could spend more than 100 years in prison if convicted.

[ötzi]

Spray cheese is disgusting.

[JimmyCarter]

Spray cheese is disgusting.

[Core Shot]

Spray cheese is disgusting.

I confess to feeding fish with it while scuba diving. Not in Wyoming.

[Woodsy]

Well this here thread seems the right place for the
THREE BIGGEST LIES IN Wyoming

1) this is my land ( while standing on government property)
2) I won this belt buckle
3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence

-former Utahrd that used to vacation in Wyoming.