Mustache Appreciation Thread

[Tippster]

I'll play...

The Freddy Mercury!

[bushman]

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&i....1&disp=thd&zw
This is my last stach. Photo courtesy of St. Louis county sheriff Dept.
Cant get the fuckin picture to load. Urrrggg.

[AbsolutStoli]

shaved mine last april, but its back again for a short while. its a little disheveled after a day of skiing.

[nugblaster]

I was into waxing and combing for a while, but at some point you just got to let it run free... this pic is not even close to final length...

[Ed el Loco]

Here's last years and a crappy web cam of this years, I'm hoping to pull off a black beard dreadlock vandyke beard thing before it gets to warm.

[ill-advised strategy]

Mustache project 2012:



Metaphorical and literal camo for a hippy-at-heart in rural Illinois.

[Alaskan Rover]

[wooley12]

My stash is me. Shaved it twice. Once for my wedding day. Why, I have no clue. Once again 35 years later. The wife said she felt she would never have the chance to be with another man. After she left for work I shaved the 'stash, got my hair cut short and dyed it jet black. When she got home I said "You know that other man you wanted? Well here he is!!" Yeah, it worked

[Caucasian Asian]

Then:



And now:

[ill-advised strategy]

2020 mustache project.


Not my best effort, also not my worst.

[Djongo Unchained]

Last time I shaved my lip, I think Madonna was still a virgin...

[ill-advised strategy]

Last time I shaved my lip, I think Madonna was still a virgin...

It’s appreciable!

[Whiteroom_Guardian]

I'll play. Last summer. Pretty much still the same now.

[ill-advised strategy]

“87?
Really? Sidney Crosby?
Who do you think I am?
Gonna need another number. Now.”

And they would have had to give you one, because, I mean...epic powerstache.

[Peruvian]

My cookie duster from a few years back.

[Danno]

My cookie duster from a few years back.

You have a Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda thing going there.

[Beaver]

This was last summer. I grew it until I could touch my ears then trimmed it. Right now it's bushier and about 1/2" from my ears if I pull it back.

[ill-advised strategy]

At some point in this mustache season, I received notice that I’d need to renew my driver’s license with a new photo.

Orly?

Well then.
So, with life being all out of whack and an important license photo looming, this year’s project has now become entirely ridiculous.



The dog is confused, wife is annoyed but hanging in there, random people are filling out a nice predictable bell curve as follows:

..............................indifference
............annoyance.................curiosity
disdain........................................... ......excitement

[Core Shot]

At some point in this mustache season, I received notice that I’d need to renew my driver’s license with a new photo.



..............................indifference
............annoyance.................curiosity
disdain........................................... ......excitement

That photo screams 420 4/20/2020
Did you take it at 4:20pm?

[riser4]

At some point in this mustache season, I received notice that I’d need to renew my driver’s license with a new photo.

Orly?

Well then.
So, with life being all out of whack and an important license photo looming, this year’s project has now become entirely ridiculous.



The dog is confused, wife is annoyed but hanging in there, random people are filling out a nice predictable bell curve as follows:

..............................indifference
............annoyance.................curiosity
disdain........................................... ......excitement

THAT would be the bestest DL photo ever.

[zion zig zag]

Anybody else ready to be rid of their March mustache? Thing is driving me crazy.

[old goat]

any love for this one?



Didn't think so. (One of the Capitol rioters.)

[Whiteroom_Guardian]

any love for this one?



Didn't think so. (One of the Capitol rioters.)

In my old life/job I had to deal with the NJ State Police on a regular basis. There was one trooper who had a legit, maybe 1-1/4" wide, dyed jet black hitler stache. Like it wasn't a bad joke he played one day or something. The dude rocked a hitler stache everyday in uniform on patrol. He also always had this shit eating grin on his face like, "Yeah....I am that psycho. What you gonna do about it?" Legit maniac with a badge. He probably kept his hood and robe in the trunk for after shift klan meetings.

I really really did not like that guy.

[Beaver]

Anybody else ready to be rid of their March mustache? Thing is driving me crazy.

Masks and moustaches together suck. I hacked mine off.

[skifishbum]

my spanser is ready for the march to be over
i thinks it a skibum thing and could stay till the bullwheels stop spinnin