Mustache Appreciation Thread

[Peruvian]

I really should have taken a pic with some glasses and a green sweater for the full ding dong doodley, stupid sexy Flanders.

[Danno]

Okily dokily, neighbor!

[Conundrum]

You ever wonder how you can’t get laid?

No.

Maybe it’s because mustaches are creeping (what else would they do?) back into style? Or maybe as I get older the mustache fits peoples’ ideas of what makes sense on my face (depressing)? Or maybe it’s because I didn’t embrace the full bushy beard in October so my mustache was less glorious than it was in years past?

Maybe dudes figured out whether to themselves or to their partners that they didn't need an excuse to just be a dude and grow facial hair whenever they want. November...July...all 12 months, whenever.

[AK47bp]

I really should have taken a pic with some glasses and a green sweater for the full ding dong doodley, stupid sexy Flanders.

You still have that monolith above your lip right?

Do it now or you’ll be one year older when you do.


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[Mustonen]

No.



Maybe dudes figured out whether to themselves or to their partners that they didn't need an excuse to just be a dude and grow facial hair whenever they want. November...July...all 12 months, whenever.

Oh that’s what happened for sure. Dude power, brah.

No, it’s just a fun thing that can look ridiculous or at least different enough to grab attention. When it appears during the right time we’re all in on the joke because we know it isn’t entirely serious. It’s like wearing a big hat.

[riser4]

Oh that’s what happened for sure. Dude power, brah.

No, it’s just a fun thing that can look ridiculous or at least different enough to grab attention. When it appears during the right time we’re all in on the joke because we know it isn’t entirely serious. It’s like wearing a big hat.

Oh, so a mustache is only acceptable when it isn't "serious"?!?!?

[Mustonen]

Oh, so a mustache is only acceptable when it isn't "serious"?!?!?

Looks like I’ve awoken the woke mob.

No, but unserious mustaches are fun. Evidence: this thread.

[californiagrown]

Oh, so a mustache is only acceptable when it isn't "serious"?!?!?

If a person has one for a "serious" reason E.g. they think it makes them look intimidating, or it demands respect and authority then yeah thats kinda shitty. You know the professions where this tends to occur.

Personally, i have a bit of a fucked up upper lip from getting hit with a baseball as a kid, and my mustache hides it well and i think i look better with it. In a 70's pornstar ginger-stache kinda way.

[Conundrum]

Oh that’s what happened for sure. Dude power, brah.

No, it’s just a fun thing that can look ridiculous or at least different enough to grab attention. When it appears during the right time we’re all in on the joke because we know it isn’t entirely serious. It’s like wearing a big hat.

I guess that’s why Movember is still a cool and trendy thing. Congratulations on making such a good joke that it only works because everyone knows the joke is coming. I prefer dry deadpan mustaches. Those are the truly hilarious lip worms.

[riser4]

70s pornstars we're trying to be intimidating?

[Peruvian]

You still have that monolith above your lip right?

Do it now or you’ll be one year older when you do.


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It was gone-diddly-don by the time I posted the pic.

[AK47bp]

It was gone-diddly-don by the time I posted the pic.

Gosh Darnit!




….sorry for my foul language.


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[riser4]

Fled Nanders for mayor!

[Mustonen]

I guess that’s why Movember is still a cool and trendy thing. Congratulations on making such a good joke that it only works because everyone knows the joke is coming. I prefer dry deadpan mustaches. Those are the truly hilarious lip worms.

Sure bud. We can all only dream to one day achieve your standard of monochromatic humor.

In the meantime, there were far fewer “nice stache!” or distractingly stroking my full handlebars during a meeting while making eye contact or opportunities to say “my eyes are up here, ma’am.” And it was sad.

Did you know middle school parent teacher conferences are in November? Fantastic! Telling a coworker that parent teacher conferences were yesterday: “Oh no, you didn’t go with that on your face?!” —> “What ever do you mean?” When my kids realize I’m going to talk to all their teachers and see their friends at the school and I’m not planning to shave first: “Dad no!!!” —> “Listen, they need to know what they’re dealing with. You’ll thank me some day.”

But whatever. Your post is a prime example for what sucks out the fun. Go dry deadpan away, I guess. Glad you have a “preference” and shit.

[Danno]

I work with a lot of engineers. Mustaches are common among that set, non-ironically. And they're all good guys otherwise.

[GiBo]

I work with a lot of engineers. Mustaches are common among that set, non-ironically. And they're all good guys otherwise.

I work with a lot of PE's too. I never thought it about it, but you're right. Way more staches than the general population.

[Meadow Skipper]

I work with a lot of PE's too. I never thought it about it, but you're right. Way more staches than the general population.

Some groups…. From upthread:

…on another note, the thick ones (similar to the one posted by yetiman) say one thing to me: firefighter.
i know way too many firefighters with the same style mustache. …

But then,

and those little chin patches? no way, jose!

Me a little while ago.

[riser4]

Some groups…. From upthread:


But then,


Me a little while ago.

Are you a cop? You look like a Fed.

[Meadow Skipper]

Are you a cop? You look like a Fed.

Heh, firefighter, tho fed and retired. And I patrolled for a fairly long time, which reminds me that a lot of old ‘trollers rock a ‘stache too.

Do cops have soul patches?

[californiagrown]

I work with a lot of engineers. Mustaches are common among that set, non-ironically.

I feel attacked.

[riser4]

Heh, firefighter, tho fed and retired. And I patrolled for a fairly long time, which reminds me that a lot of old ‘trollers rock a ‘stache too.

Do cops have soul patches?

Retired Fed.

[Meadow Skipper]

Retired Fed.

Yeah, and…?

[AK47bp]

Phil’s mustache episode is amazing.

https://youtu.be/HduK_I3lpek




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[Meadow Skipper]

Phil’s mustache episode is amazing.

https://youtu.be/HduK_I3lpek

Wasn’t that hardhat guy at the door Josh Brolin?

That’s kind of amazing right there.

[AK47bp]

Yup. “You too brother”


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