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**Odin** · 05-21-2007, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

doing mad libs on the upper east side as he does on over the head Squaw. When he put "porcelain cock and balls" as a noun last night it brought the house down.

Isn't "porcelain" an adjective? Jeeze!

For Example: In the usage of the sentence "porcelain cock and balls" it begs the question... what KIND of cock and balls... and the answer is "porcelain, cock and balls" If he had said, BIG cock and balls, big would be the adjective, however he used PORCELAIN COCK AND BALLS.

**Steven S. Dallas** · 05-21-2007, 09:31 AM

Tough but fair, tough but fair. To me, "porcelain" isn't just a modifier or descriptive word in the classic nature of an adjective; it really gets to the essence of what this particular cock and set of balls is all about, i.e., porcelainity (from the Greek porkilainitos meaning "made, or possessing the attributes, of porcelain").

**Odin** · 05-21-2007, 09:36 AM

So what we are really talking about is the ESSENCE of this cock and balls, not just a descriptive but more along the whole IDEA of the cock and balls as being porcelianity.

Basom: Killing the Essential Linguistical Infusion of Cock and Balls since 2007