Dear Girl On The Other Side Of The Cube Wall

**snowsprite** · 05-10-2007, 08:34 AM

You're sweet, pretty, kind, and funny. I like you a lot.

But

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! I CAN HEAR EVERY FUCKING THING YOU SAY ALL DAY LONG, AND SO CAN EVERYONE ELSE BECAUSE YOU SAY IT SO LOUDLY! I CAN'T CONCENTRATE OR EVEN THINK! I WISH I WOULD GO DEAF FOR THE NEXT 6 HOURS SO I COULD ACTUALLY PROCESS A THOUGHT!!!!!

Ahem.

That's about it.

Sprite

**lemon boy** · 05-10-2007, 08:35 AM

[nelson voice]
HA HA!
[/nv]

655321

**TeleMang** · 05-10-2007, 08:36 AM

I hear ya sprite, the girl on the other side of the cube wall from me has gigantic boobs and she wont even show them to me because i have a girlfriend. WTF is up with that??

**bagtagley** · 05-10-2007, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by TeleMang

I hear ya sprite, the girl on the other side of the cube wall from me has gigantic boobs and she wont even show them to me because i have a girlfriend. WTF is up with that??

Lesbian, clearly.

**mtnbikerskierchick** · 05-10-2007, 08:42 AM

Get her a muzzle.

Buy some ear plugs for yourself.

**Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo** · 05-10-2007, 08:51 AM

Sprite, I always know if I need a laugh I can click on one of your work-rant threads and I'll be smiling in no time. And don't worry, I'm laughing with you, not at you...I swear.

**Mrs Roo** · 05-10-2007, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick

Buy some ear plugs for yourself.

Good advice. I put in my headphones and have online radio on in the background when I'm number crunching. Some may find that distracting, some may not. At least you'll be able to listen to something you want to hear and not her jabbering on.

Or you could do the adult thing and throw stuff into her cubicle.

**snowsprite** · 05-10-2007, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

Or you could do the adult thing and throw stuff into her cubicle.

Done!

Sprite

**irul&ublo** · 05-10-2007, 09:09 AM

this thread is useless w/o naked pics of the girl on the other side of the cubicle.

Sprite...how's the knee?

**edg** · 05-10-2007, 09:13 AM

I guess the poopenhause isn't applicable in this instance.

edg

**irul&ublo** · 05-10-2007, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by edg

I guess the poopenhause isn't applicable in this instance.

edg

Not w/o a LesboStrap 3000. I suggest the twin tipped Mk II model.

**yentna** · 05-10-2007, 09:20 AM

Good Lord!!!

I share a cube 'system' with 2 other girls, and the dozen OTHER girls beyond our system are always coming in to yak about their kids cheerleading and gymnastics and dating drama(s), or complain about their own weight and then do nothing about it, or gossip about coworkers, or whatever. While I like the women in my office, it gets distracting and tiring and I'll admit sometimes annoying, so I keep both headphones AND ear plugs with me.

**telepariah** · 05-10-2007, 09:21 AM

Sorry, she must have escaped from my office and gone to yours because it is eerily quiet here today.

**hutash** · 05-10-2007, 09:29 AM

Air horns make a subtle reminder to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

**Odin** · 05-10-2007, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by TeleMang

I hear ya sprite, the girl on the other side of the cube wall from me has gigantic boobs and she wont even show them to me because i have a girlfriend. WTF is up with that??

Mmmmm damn girl. Your delicious mangos should not remain couped up in the straightjacket of life that you have called "sweater". Let the yay-bos out to play and I will cover them with delicious coco butter that I will procure for you from the tallest trees on the most dangerous island in the world. I will wrestle a duck billed platapus for you while naked and using only my wang as a whip. MMMmmmm damn girl, just the sweet sweet swing of your perky areoli make me want to climb trees to squeeze the delicious satisfying oils onto your naked writhing body.

Damn girl

Let us freak

(in honor of my friend Mssr Nails: Godspeed buddy)

**yooper** · 05-10-2007, 09:35 AM

Do what a chick at my office did to me... I was talking on the phone to one of my sales reps, (which I do often, and fairly loud... I guess.. which is a reason I need a goddam OFFICE!) Anyway, WHILE I was on the phone, an email popped up... I opened it, and all it said was:

SSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

What a fuckin bitch. I wasn't nice to her anymore. She doesn't work here anymore.... a lot of people thought she was a bitch.

**valleygirl** · 05-10-2007, 10:18 AM

I LOVE THAT! But am sorry it happened to you...

It would never work w/foot-tapping girl cuz she never checks her email... or her IMs, for that matter...! Gotta think of SOMEthing...

**The Suit** · 05-10-2007, 10:37 AM

Maybe you can convince IT to create a "Shut the fuck up you fucking moron" email account. That works pretty well here.

**snowsprite** · 05-10-2007, 10:40 AM

My knee still hurts and I still don't really know what the damage is. I started walking (2 miles yesterday) w/ my leg super-braced up so that I do not go crazy from inactivity. Then I started back on doing a bunch of ab work and weights for my arms/other leg. I've been like a sluggish mass for the past 2 weeks! It's good to be moving around again.

I have my MRI tomorrow...almost 2 weeks after the injury. I have REALLY bad luck w/ medical stuff, and it does not surprise me at all that even getting the MRI is taking so long.

But I should know early next week...

Yooper, I like this chick and I could never do something so rude as to send an email like that! I did think about walking by and pulling her hair though. I often find that very primal communication works best!

Sprite

**Andy_B** · 05-10-2007, 10:44 AM

Just be happy you have cube walls in your office.

And speaker phone seems to be the new hot fad as of late.

I just have to throw my stress ball at people to get them to STFU.

**AsheanMT** · 05-10-2007, 10:52 AM

I do not miss my cube job. Fluorescent lights, computer screens, people crammed next to one another like sardines. Nope, don't miss it one bit. I'm currently very tan and have been thoroughly enjoying painting outside all day long.

Perhaps you should go sprinkle some sprite dust on her and make her head shrink till its teenie tiny and all her words will be soft, high pitched and barely audible. Or, punch her in the tit, grab her by her hair and tell her she WILL OBEY you or she'll be heading for a world of pain.

**Odin** · 05-10-2007, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by AsheanMT

Or, punch her in the tit, grab her by her hair and tell her she WILL OBEY you or she'll be heading for a world of pain.

I vote for this.

******* plus I saw a video once that started like that........

**valleygirl** · 05-10-2007, 10:55 AM

It will be worthless w/out pics, so get that set up first.

**hikeitfirst** · 05-10-2007, 11:32 AM

You could have an extremely loud telephone conversation with an imaginary person, in which you proclaim your loathing of loud-talking cubicle monsters. If your little friend still doesn't 'get it' - leave dozens of post-its on her desk with STFU in cut-out newspaper, ransom-note style.

**VTskibum** · 05-10-2007, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by Odin

Mmmmm damn girl. Your delicious mangos should not remain couped up in the straightjacket of life that you have called "sweater". Let the yay-bos out to play and I will cover them with delicious coco butter that I will procure for you from the tallest trees on the most dangerous island in the world. I will wrestle a duck billed platapus for you while naked and using only my wang as a whip. MMMmmmm damn girl, just the sweet sweet swing of your perky areoli make me want to climb trees to squeeze the delicious satisfying oils onto your naked writhing body.

Damn girl

Let us freak

(in honor of my friend Mssr Nails: Godspeed buddy)

Very good job capturing the Rusty one's smoooove-ness!