Dear Girl On The Other Side Of The Cube Wall

**ridefree** · 05-10-2007, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by Odin

Mmmmm damn girl. Your delicious mangos should not remain couped up in the straightjacket of life that you have called "sweater". Let the yay-bos out to play and I will cover them with delicious coco butter that I will procure for you from the tallest trees on the most dangerous island in the world. I will wrestle a duck billed platapus for you while naked and using only my wang as a whip. MMMmmmm damn girl, just the sweet sweet swing of your perky areoli make me want to climb trees to squeeze the delicious satisfying oils onto your naked writhing body.

Damn girl

Let us freak

(in honor of my friend Mssr Nails: Godspeed buddy)

Pure genious! I must remember to use this oration later in life.

**Tippster** · 05-10-2007, 01:06 PM

Truly Mr. Nails' smooveness must be appreciated in person. It's really all about the manblouse and tuft of chest hair to go along with that rap.

**Odin** · 05-10-2007, 01:09 PM

There is no comparison for SMOOVE LIVE

It just is outstanding.

**Tippster** · 05-10-2007, 01:14 PM

A bit sticky and oily, but yes, outstanding is the word.

**MakersTeleMark** · 05-10-2007, 01:14 PM

The quicker you drop the exlax into her beverage of choice, the sooner she will be off the phone for significant periods of time.

**snowsprite** · 05-10-2007, 01:14 PM

OMG...they just nominated me employee of the month! I shit you not. hahahahah!

Seems I actually do some work around here that gets noticed. And here you guys thought all I did was post on the interweb.

Or, maybe that girlie knows I was getting pissed off and is trying to make good.

Best part is I get to park right next to the door (this is a BIG deal here, believe me the parking sucks ass) for a whole month. Woo-ha! And it couldn't have come at a better time, w/my bum leg.

Oh, I read that smoov post again and nearly fainted. Dayumn!

Sprite

**Dreaded Coiled Butt Snake** · 05-10-2007, 01:21 PM

Funny Shit. And congrats on the nomination, Sprite.

**smmokan** · 05-10-2007, 01:52 PM

You work for a company that has an employee of the month? What exactly do you do?

**mtnbikerskierchick** · 05-10-2007, 01:58 PM

I have an idea....

Just talk MORE than her and LOUDER than her. If you are working "silently" talk to yourself!

**jibij** · 05-10-2007, 02:00 PM

I am SOOOOOO thankful not to be a cube-dweller any more. I don't know how you do it. I went back to cube-world after 10 years of working out of my house. I couldn't do it for more than a year.
New job and back in the home office. Life is good again.

**snowsprite** · 05-10-2007, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by smmokan

You work for a company that has an employee of the month? What exactly do you do?

lmao, it's funny...I know. You wouldn't think a leper colony would be so progressive with the HR-type stuff.

Sprite

**irul&ublo** · 05-10-2007, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by snowsprite

lmao, it's funny...I know. You wouldn't think a leper colony would be so progressive with the HR-type stuff.

Sprite

Leper colony? I thought you worked at the used condom recycling facility.

**Tye 1on** · 08-01-2007, 11:11 AM

dear fuckin office mate.

ever hear of a goddamn laundromat? Only two pairs of pants, not a big deal if YOU'D FCKN WASH THEM ONCE IN A WHILE!!!!!!!!!!

ok, rant over, thanks for letting me vent...

**lemon boy** · 08-01-2007, 11:19 AM

why are you looking at some other dude's pants?

**Tye 1on** · 08-01-2007, 11:29 AM

When your nose is repeatedly attacked with stench, it's hard not to notice....

**fez** · 08-01-2007, 12:47 PM

we got a guy who works here who refuses to wear either a belt or pants that fit. you have to make sure you dont look in his direction or you will see a minimum 6" of ass crack hanging out. a couple months ago i forgot and followed him up a flight of stairs. i was looking over my shoulder talking to someone, looked back and had the full view.

he also has to spend a fair bit of time in my office and has this really annoying habit of sitting backwards in a chair. when he does this, there is at least 12" of ass crack hanging out. absolutely fucking disgusting!!!

someone took a pic of him painting the hall at work, if you arent eating and have a desire to see some man ass, go ahead and click.

and he spins at foosball!!

**shmerham** · 08-01-2007, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick

I have an idea....

Just talk MORE than her and LOUDER than her. If you are working "silently" talk to yourself!

Oh, yes! I had a co-worker who worked out loud on the computer:

"File, Print"

"Line, attributes, line weight, point two five"

"File, Save"

**sea2ski** · 08-01-2007, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by fez

we got a guy who works here who refuses to wear either a belt or pants that fit. you have to make sure you dont look in his direction or you will see a minimum 6" of ass crack hanging out. a couple months ago i forgot and followed him up a flight of stairs. i was looking over my shoulder talking to someone, looked back and had the full view.

he also has to spend a fair bit of time in my office and has this really annoying habit of sitting backwards in a chair. when he does this, there is at least 12" of ass crack hanging out. absolutely fucking disgusting!!!

someone took a pic of him painting the hall at work, if you arent eating and have a desire to see some man ass, go ahead and click.

and he spins at foosball!!

I think you need to let him him know fat, beltless and stupid is no way to go through life. My older brother was telling me of a similiar situation in his office where two women who sit near the water cooler no longer ask one of the guys in the office to change the jug since his ass crack always pops out because of a lack of a belt when he bends over to lift the full jug.

**brice618** · 08-01-2007, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by fez

and he spins at foosball!!

That is a serious man fowl. If you aren't strong enough to slap the ball with either hand, you need to rent some porn and work out.

**This End Up** · 08-01-2007, 02:09 PM

I had a female officemate for 2 years in a two person office. She was rather quiet for the first 1.5 years. She was married to one guy in the company and started fukking another guy at the company, over the lunch hour (neither one of these guys was me

). A divorce ensued and for six months I had the privilege of hearing every phone conversation to the lawyers, the family and friends. OMG the drama.

**splat** · 08-01-2007, 02:12 PM

Send me her phone number.
I'll tell her to shut the fuck up because I'm in the next building and I can hear her.

**TeleHoar** · 08-01-2007, 02:12 PM

To our security guard I just spoke with...
Brush your teeth occasionally.
When you open your mouth it looks like a cob of indian corn in there...

**MakersTeleMark** · 08-01-2007, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by TeleHoar

To our security guard I just spoke with...
Brush your teeth occasionally.
When you open your mouth it looks like a cob of indian corn in there...

Old school scarecrow tactics man, he's perfect for the job.

**Pura Vida** · 08-01-2007, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by fez

someone took a pic of him painting the hall at work, if you arent eating and have a desire to see some man ass, go ahead and click.

Why do they make you paint the office walls together? Some sort of company bonding or do you work in the painting industry? Looks like something out of "The Office."

**fez** · 08-02-2007, 11:34 AM

nah, we were getting bored with the white walls. corp told us they would buy the paint, but we had to do the painting. i guess they decided it was smarter to pay a bunch of computer programmers to paint the walls rather than pay painters.

and it wasnt a 'make' situation, fully volunteer.