I love my cube!!!!!! and other random Friday thoughts

**CantDog** · 03-12-2004, 11:28 AM

What kind of people ride the late night bus from slc to bozeman? Any hotties? Getting head on a greyhound would be a great story to tell my grandchildren... Shit, my bus gets into logan at 11pm, and my flight leaves at 6am. Do have enough tranquilizers for the flight back?

**irul&ublo** · 03-12-2004, 11:31 AM

Originally posted by truth
KQ will thank you when the battery dies.

Naw, she'll just plug in the recharger and run it directly off ac.

**Vinman** · 03-12-2004, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by mildbill.
when grown folks be talkin, you sit still.

edit: that goes for you too, vin.

Yessir, uh wait, I am probably older than you son.

**acostiga** · 03-12-2004, 11:35 AM

normally on a friday morning i'm hungover and/or dreading life. this morning is different. woke up at my friend's apartment in san fran, looked out the front window and saw alcatraz. went out for a jog. ran down about three blocks and ran into the fisherman's wharf. i now understand why people like living in san francisco. ran along the water to the presidio park, or whatever it's called, and then past the ghirardelli stuff and back to her apartment.

what a great way to start the day. no cubicles, no crowded city bus. no friggin' tps reports. and it's only going to get better, because in a short while i'll be driving out to tahoe. i'm not sure if the other 51 or so friday mornings of suffering make this particular friday morning that much more sweet for me- or if all of the drudgery is worth a week or so of vacation... right now it doesn't matter. going skiing soon!!!

**Odin** · 03-12-2004, 11:36 AM

I'm tired of being the responsible one.

This is my 25th day at work in a row.

Also on a more noteworthy note, I think once again it is wise to NOT actually even try to hook up with local girls. A REALLY WISE IDEA

If a woman looks like don johnson with a creamsicle suit, and a mullet. Is it a pat? Would you be attracted to a femullet sporting don johnson lookalike in a cream color suit and black undershirt breasts akimbo?

It is snowing again.

**rip** · 03-12-2004, 11:44 AM

SCORE! UPS just dropped off my schlitz malt liquor t-shirt i ordered. I love the internet.

**irul&ublo** · 03-12-2004, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by Odin
If a woman looks like don johnson with a creamsicle suit, and a mullet. Is it a pat? Would you be attracted to a femullet sporting don johnson lookalike in a cream color suit and black undershirt breasts akimbo?

Odin's date:

http://ariel.arjona.org/blog/archive...miami_vice.jpg

All right dirtbag, take that viagra, NOW!!!!

**grrrr** · 03-12-2004, 11:48 AM

Do you think a PhD candidate would make a good girlfriend?

**Vinman** · 03-12-2004, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by grrrr
Do you think a PhD candidate would make a good girlfriend?

Only if the degree is in happy ending massage therapy.

**p-tex** · 03-12-2004, 11:56 AM

FU*K; F*CK; F**King, Fu*K

I just found out that i missed my sales quota for 2003 by one dam order that slipped into 2004. It ended up costing me a few thousand $$ difference in my bonus.

I'm supremly pissed off and can't even find something at work to distract me.

Maybe I'll just leave at noon and start drinking.....

maybe a run/cycle would be a better idea but something about drwoning your sorrows in beer(s).

**flanker769** · 03-12-2004, 11:57 AM

And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about.

Damn, this day is never going to end!

**Telephil** · 03-12-2004, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by flanker769
And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about.

Ha ha, that makes me laugh. Always a good one. Also in the wedding line.

"Way to go Frank, one vagina for the rest of your life."

**freshies** · 03-12-2004, 12:07 PM

it's 75 degrees and sunny out again....i really need to get my act together today and knock out this proposal that is due next week....but i could just walk out the door @ lunch as i "need to attend a meeting in SF this afternoon"and hop on my bike, or grab my board and hit the surf........is that so wrong? does that make me a bad employee?

**Ireallyliketoski2** · 03-12-2004, 12:17 PM

I'm pretty sure that when there's lightning you know if brings me down!!

**Aldo** · 03-12-2004, 12:23 PM

Damn you Telephil! I can't even get out of the teens......

**Telephil** · 03-12-2004, 12:25 PM

Still, are you serious, I better get practicing, that's pretty funny, forgot all about that one, post the link again, though I haven't played it since I hit my high of 36, don't even wanna go there again, it will consume me because I won't be able to get it.

**Platinum Pete** · 03-12-2004, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by CantDog
Do have enough tranquilizers for the flight back?

Are you B.A. Baracus? If so, we have the same haircut.

**Obstruction** · 03-12-2004, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by mushmouth
the CFA can suck my sweet ass.

Perhaps they can but do you suppose they really want to?

(Consumer Federation of America?)

**Buzzworthy** · 03-12-2004, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by grrrr
Do you think a PhD candidate would make a good girlfriend?

No, but they make great sugar moma wives!!!

PS, the MRS. is about to get that degree. Hoping for a happy ending!!

KQ, you still got battery power left??

**Obstruction** · 03-12-2004, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by CantDog
What kind of people ride the late night bus from slc to bozeman? Any hotties? Getting head on a greyhound would be a great story to tell my grandchildren... Shit, my bus gets into logan at 11pm, and my flight leaves at 6am. Do have enough tranquilizers for the flight back?

Word Problems (worth 10 points)
Cantdog is spending 7hrs overnight at logan airport. He has 3 percosets, a handful of tylenol 3 and some 20 year old quaaludes. What should he consume and in what sequence to stay sedated for the duration?

Extra Credit: How many times will the state troopah wallop him with his nightstick when he pukes on his shiny boots?

**Buster Highmen** · 03-12-2004, 12:59 PM

Pork brownie dancing twinkie lessons available now for each and every confessed martian. Involutions will be half off their normally free state, except on alternate Tuesdays when Calgon Bath Oil Beads will burst, slathering Martha's steamer with orange crayola patches. Therefore, the Yoneda Lemma becomes instantiated and soon a new self rapport will be available, enabling onanistic messes from out beyond the mayonnaise factory. Which brings to mind that every relation is mapped through the monad of the reflection, wet potato chips notwithstanding, even in the gaping maw of some hipnobottomous hallucibation known as Oprah.

**Towelie** · 03-12-2004, 01:26 PM

I have no idea whats goin on

**FreakofSnow** · 03-12-2004, 01:31 PM

I have drywall dust in my eyes from sanding my kitchen last night, it sux

**jdabasin** · 03-12-2004, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by p-tex
FU*K; F*CK; F**King, Fu*K

I just found out that i missed my sales quota for 2003 by one dam order that slipped into 2004. It ended up costing me a few thousand $$ difference in my bonus.

I'm supremly pissed off and can't even find something at work to distract me.

yo p-tex!! chill and have a Schlitz. Maybe the one order that rolled into 2004 will be the very order that puts you over your 2004 quota and you'll score that xtra couple G's next year!

but I guess that doesn't put you at ease this year. FUck it......go get some beers!!

It's 65 and sunny in Denver and the power just went out in my office. I'll give it 20 minutes, otherwise I'm hitting happy hour at 1pm.

**The AD** · 03-12-2004, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by p-tex
FU*K; F*CK; F**King, Fu*K

I just found out that i missed my sales quota for 2003 by one dam order that slipped into 2004.

I thought everyone on this board was a dentist. I didn't realize we had any dam salesmen!

http://www.intermind.net/im/images/dam.gif