The Caddyshack quote thread...

**MMP** · 09-11-2009, 03:07 PM

"ooooohhhh, Madonna with meatballs"

**Hong Jong Fuey** · 09-12-2009, 08:01 AM

But if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

**hrstrat57** · 09-12-2009, 10:12 AM

Miss it....mmmm miss it....

**hrstrat57** · 09-12-2009, 10:12 AM

Put that steering wheel back over where it belongs.....

chk out www.carlspackler.com and d/l your favorites

**MMP** · 09-12-2009, 01:26 PM

"he looks like dick cavet"

**vinzclortho** · 09-13-2009, 11:13 AM

You're quite attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

I like you Betty.
Danny, sir.
Danny.

**Hong Jong Fuey** · 09-13-2009, 01:38 PM

I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
but you were born to rub me first
What do you say we take this out on the patio?

**Hong Jong Fuey** · 09-13-2009, 01:39 PM

I christen thee....the flying wasp.

**bluespark** · 09-13-2009, 07:04 PM

sign at the pool: Caddy Day from 1pm to 1:15pm

**MMP** · 09-14-2009, 06:51 AM

"never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, it's nobody's god damned business how many he's had already"

**Hong Jong Fuey** · 09-14-2009, 09:29 AM

"When you die, on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

**Meadow Skipper** · 09-14-2009, 09:57 AM

Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga lagunga.

**HankScorpio** · 09-14-2009, 07:25 PM

"You'll have nothing and like it!"

**Hong Jong Fuey** · 09-14-2009, 08:29 PM

"How about teams then, for twenty thousand? You can have Dr. Frankenputz and I'll take Ty."

**hrstrat57** · 09-15-2009, 05:24 PM

Let's go while we're young

**GagePLoungin** · 09-16-2009, 01:16 AM

Now I see why tigers eat their young.

**DukeBest** · 11-19-2009, 09:11 AM

Check out this tshirt that is a picture of a caddyshack quote:

Hilarious!

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 11-19-2009, 09:45 AM

Judge: Spaulding, your golfing today with Dr. beeper and myself.

spaulding: no i'm not granpa, im playing tennis.

judge: your playing golf, and liking it!

Spaulding: but what about my ashma?!?

Judge I'LL GIvE YOU ASHMA!