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  1. #51
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    "I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit."

    Last edited by MapleSyrup; 04-27-2007 at 12:32 AM.

  2. #52
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    "Whats that sign say?"
    "No bare feet."
    "Whats that sign say?"
    "No fighting!"


    "You owe me one gumball machine"



    "So what? So lets dance!"
    "My geode must be acknowledged"

  3. #53
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    "Thank you very little"
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    "Must be a nice change from dreary old Manhattan"
    "Yes, I was getting tired of having fun all the time."
    "Why do I always get more kisses on powder days?" -my wife

  4. #54
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    [Dangerfield]"I shoulda stayed home and played with myself!"[/Dangerfield]

  5. #55
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    I was bored flipping through the digi cable guide the other day when I saw Caddyshack was on HBO. I flipped to it only to find out that it was actually Caddyshack 2, I was so very, very angry.

  6. #56
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    How about a Fresca?
    Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

  7. #57
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    Lacey: "I think I've got enougth butter, thanks"...
    Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch

  8. #58
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    Lacey: Oh, you were in the war?
    Ty: (pats leg and hobbles) Nope, homo.

    That one slays me every time I see it.

  9. #59
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    Danny to Lacey: "I just wanted to let you know that because of this you don't have to stop seeing other people"

  10. #60
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    Ty: "Me winning isn't important, you do!"

    Noonan: "Nice grammar"

  11. #61
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    Carl: This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

  12. #62
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    The normally reserved Augusta crowd, going wild...

    I can't believe we made it to pg. 3 before Carl's announcing bit was mentioned!

  13. #63
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    "Hey, everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"

  14. #64
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    "I've stopped talking... Not talking now"

  15. #65
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    "Oh, yes... well... Just snake a tube down her throat and I'll be there in 4 or 5 hours." - Dr. Beeper.

  16. #66
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    Judge Smails: You should play with us sometime. Dr. Beeper's been club champion three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
    Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch.


    Judge Smails: Ty, your father and I, we prepped together, we went to college together. We went to war together. We built Bushwwod. Some people just don't belong.
    Ty Webb: Let's make it forty thousand. (Judge grins. Ty chuckles and draws the judge close to share a secret.) My dad... never liked you.


    Carl Spackler: I tell you what to do about Smails. You just cut the hamstring a little. He'll stand on his back foot and slice everything into the woods. He'll give up the game.


    Carl Spackler: It's not my fault nobody can understand you, you fuzzy foreigner.


    Lacey Underall: You wanna tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?


    Al Czervik: Golf courses and cemetaries the biggest wastes of prime real estate. Only reason I'm here is cause I might buy this dump.


    Judge Smails: I owe you nothing.
    Al Czervik: Oh yeah? I thought so. Moose! Rocco! Help the judge find his checkbook!


    and it's not pick up that wrapper, it's...
    "PICK UP THAT BLOOD!"

    I boiled my thermometer, and sure enough, this spot, which purported to be two thousand feet higher than the locality of the hotel, turned out to be nine thousand feet LOWER. Thus the fact was clearly demonstrated that, ABOVE A CERTAIN POINT, THE HIGHER A POINT SEEMS TO BE, THE LOWER IT ACTUALLY IS. Our ascent itself was a great achievement, but this contribution to science was an inconceivably greater matter.

    --MT--

  17. #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by telepariah View Post
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    and it's not pick up that wrapper, it's...
    "PICK UP THAT BLOOD!"
    No, Lou says both.

    "you want to be replaced by golf carts, keep it up."

  18. #68
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    I believe you are correct, sir.

    Nunzio: How was it?
    Maggie: How was what?
    Nunzio: It couldn't have been that good then.

    I boiled my thermometer, and sure enough, this spot, which purported to be two thousand feet higher than the locality of the hotel, turned out to be nine thousand feet LOWER. Thus the fact was clearly demonstrated that, ABOVE A CERTAIN POINT, THE HIGHER A POINT SEEMS TO BE, THE LOWER IT ACTUALLY IS. Our ascent itself was a great achievement, but this contribution to science was an inconceivably greater matter.

    --MT--

  19. #69
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    BUMP... (We've got so many more left!)

    "Look at this! This is the worst hat I ever saw! I bet if you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup!

    But it looks good on you though."

    ...

    "HEY WHITEY, WHERE'S YOUR HAT?"

  20. #70
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    Carl to Ty: Well, I got a lot of stuff on order. You know... credit trouble.

  21. #71
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    It's good to be good Danny-
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

  22. #72
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    spalding, get your foot off the boat!

  23. #73
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    The Zen philosopher Basho once said ‘A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a Danish.’ Funny guy.
    There's a lot to be said for nowhere.

  24. #74
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    Lacy to Ty: "I tried to look you up in the phone book but I couldn't find a listing for Mr. Wonderful."

    Ty: "Really? What spelling did you use?"
    Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch

  25. #75
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    Carl holding up the Baby Ruth in the pool- "Found it!"

    "Its no big deal."
    Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch

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